Chuuya Headcanons - Blog Posts

OMG but like imagine Chuuya after eventually getting over his initial shock over the entire ada in his house(not including Fukuzawa and Dazai) in his house and saying yes, as he then PROCEEDS TO SHOW THEM SO MANY RANDOM AND UNFLATTERING PICTURES OF DAZAI DURING THE DARK AGE‼️‼️

(I headcanon that Dazai had braces during the dark arc along with Chuuya having freckles!<33)

one day chuuya wakes up and goes to his room only to see the ada (minus like fukuzawa and dazai) standing there like "chuuya nakahara you knew dazai when he was going through his emo phase right ? you have pics RIGHT?"

yall PLEASE give me chuuya requests (yes it says requests closed on the blog but i specifically need chuuya asks </3) soukoku, hcs or full on x reader, it doesn't matter i just wanna write more chuuya <3

this is NOT a joke i'm DESPERATE!!

updates: req are closed now for all!

you guys think about it too much i think chuuya is just a bat in a coat

Headcanon: Chuuya being on the ceiling is never planned—it just happens.

One second, he’s standing like a normal person. The next? He’s casually upside down on the ceiling like it’s the most natural thing in the world.

Half the time, he doesn’t even realise he’s doing it. Someone pisses him off? Gravity shifts before he even thinks about it. Need to get out of a conversation? Ceiling. Dazai being insufferable? Ceiling. Need a moment to process? Ceiling.

At this point, the Port Mafia barely reacts. New recruits get spooked when they realise Chuuya is watching them from above like some kind of feral gargoyle, but the executives don’t even bat an eye.

Meanwhile, Dazai has an entire catalogue of dumb jokes. “Flew too close to the sun again, Slug?” “How’s the weather up there?” “Should I start leaving food on the ceiling for you?”

One day, Chuuya’s going to lose patience and dropkick him from above.

Might make this a running series of HCs.. someone please draw feral gargoyle Chuuya on the ceiling I will love you forever...

Let’s be honest... they’ve probably done this.

*15 Soukoku after burning down a building*

Dazai: In my defense, I was left unsupervised

Mori: Wasn't Chuuya-kun with you?

Chuuya: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised

Nakahara Chuuya NSFW headcanons

Just a few NSFW headcanons about Nakahara Chuuya, because this man is just perfect

- He's not quiet at all. In fact, this man is the complete opposite of that. Swearing, dirty talk, loud moans, sometimes you think he wants your neighbors to listen (and yes, he does)

- Actually, when he's tired after work, he'll be quiet, but will become a mess of gasps and low moans, and you'll take charge

- Chuuya will deny it to death, but if you're on top and pet him (mainly in hair) he'll come faster

- Pull his hair and this man will be delirious

- He absolutely loves affection

- "Wild or loving sex?" Both. It dependeds on the moment

- Wild sex is usually about after he gets home from work stressed, and you're more than willing to help him vent that anger

- Soft sex is when he misses you, even though you guys saw each other 15 minutes ago (or when he's a bit tired)

- He definitely doesn't want threesomes. He won't share you with anyone, and he doesn't want to have sex with anyone other than you

- This man is ready to give you pleasure at any time

- That means he can give you a blowjob in public, but he takes precautions

- You better not return the blowjob in public. Chuuya is scandalous — he's a damn miniature pinscher: small and noisy, and you don't want everyone to notice what you're doing, do you?

-He doesn't care exactly where he comes. It can be in your mouth, in your face, in your thighs, in your hole, as long as you feel comfortable with

HI HELLO IM BACK WITH CHUUYA HEADCANON

Ok I imagine Chuuya is obsessed with music. And not like a specific genre he just in general really likes music. Listen to all sorts of genres, foreign music, you name it he's heard of it and probably likes it (pretty sure the only exception would be the rappers that just talk really fast or mumble random stuff into a mic). Like he has this secret wish to get an electric guitar and learn how to play it. He also probably has one of those online sites to compose with. (I bet you Koyou bought him a synth machine for his b-day or something once she figured out Chuuya has a passion for it. She would've bought him a nice program to go with it too) When he gets super emotional since he is also emotionally constipated like Dazai he will make music based off of it. At first he cared if it sounded good but now he doesn't and just makes music as a stress reliever and a fun hobby outside of work. Oh also he has a great singing voice secretly. Once Dazai learned about that and his little hobby Chuuya would get teased non stop about becoming a professional one day.