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Nakahara Chuuya NSFW headcanons

Just a few NSFW headcanons about Nakahara Chuuya, because this man is just perfect

- He's not quiet at all. In fact, this man is the complete opposite of that. Swearing, dirty talk, loud moans, sometimes you think he wants your neighbors to listen (and yes, he does)

- Actually, when he's tired after work, he'll be quiet, but will become a mess of gasps and low moans, and you'll take charge

- Chuuya will deny it to death, but if you're on top and pet him (mainly in hair) he'll come faster

- Pull his hair and this man will be delirious

- He absolutely loves affection

- "Wild or loving sex?" Both. It dependeds on the moment

- Wild sex is usually about after he gets home from work stressed, and you're more than willing to help him vent that anger

- Soft sex is when he misses you, even though you guys saw each other 15 minutes ago (or when he's a bit tired)

- He definitely doesn't want threesomes. He won't share you with anyone, and he doesn't want to have sex with anyone other than you

- This man is ready to give you pleasure at any time

- That means he can give you a blowjob in public, but he takes precautions

- You better not return the blowjob in public. Chuuya is scandalous — he's a damn miniature pinscher: small and noisy, and you don't want everyone to notice what you're doing, do you?

-He doesn't care exactly where he comes. It can be in your mouth, in your face, in your thighs, in your hole, as long as you feel comfortable with

Kaveh and Alhaitham Relationship Headcanons~

Tw: none

Pre-relationship~

Alhaitham was the #1 Kavetham denier

Kaveh was aware of his feelings and just kinda moped about it

Poor man thought Alhaitham didn't like him back so he would just be all sad

Alhaitham was in denial

He didn't even realize that he had been crushing on Kaveh for the longest time

He just thought that he had grown attached

Kaveh brings Alhaitham food whenever he goes out (THIS AINT A HEADCANON THIS IS CANON AND WE ALL KNOW IT)

Alhaitham's face is on like every page of Kaveh’s sketchbook

They bicker a lot but the moment Alhaitham thinks he's genuinely hurting Kaveh he gets all apologetic and switches topics

Because Alhaitham doesn't talk to people a lot Kaveh didn't really get jealous when someone flirted with Alhaitham

BUT ALHAITHAM- 

Naur this man was so down bad without even knowing it if someone got too “close” with Kaveh he would try to one-up whoever the offending person's intelligence

Everyone but Alhaitham can see how Kaveh is desperately pining after him

No one can see Alhaitham pining after Kaveh other than Nahida 

They just think it is an L for Kaveh and many people tell him to move on

(Kaveh does not move on)

When Kaveh gets too drunk and starts getting sad Alhaitham will “rEluCtanTly” console him.

Cyno and Tighnari have a bet on who will confess first because Tighnari heard with his massive ears Alhaitham consoling Kaveh while he was blackout drunk

Eventually Nahida steps in, after watching Alhaitham read every book in the library to try and figure out what his feelings are

Alhaitham denies the claims, and Nahida just is like: You gay. 

Kaveh confesses first and has this whole rant where he's like “I know you don't feel the same way and you can kick me out of your house.” 

Alhiatham just went “I like you too.” he won at life and was having an internal party

Cue awkward staring 

Alhaitham just kinda asked if Kaveh wanted to kiss and they did 

Dendro gays are official :D

Relationship~

They have separate rooms but despite that, Kaveh likes sleeping in Alhaitham's room since he likes being close to him

Alhaitham likes having Kaveh’s presence nearby

Alhaitham actually struggles to sleep if he can't feel Kaveh’s presence nearby 

When they get into an argument Alhaitham will steal Kaveh’s keys to force Kaveh to talk to him

Despite his appearance, Alhaitham requires at least one physical contact a day with Kaveh, aka buff abs man needs a kiss to function 

Alhaitham does not want Kaveh to move out, one time Kaveh mentioned it, and Alhaitham just flat-out said you're not leaving. 

Alhaitham doesn't do much physical contact but he just likes having Kaveh near him, like as long as Kaveh is within arms reach he is happy

They will have dates where Alhiatham reads and Kaveh draws him

Alhiatham fills Kaveh’s sketchbook more than ever 

Alhaitham likes looking at the drawings Kaveh made

Kaveh constantly gets hit on by other men because of how feminine he looks and Alhaitham just kinda glares

He wont say anything to get people to back off, he’ll just glare or move closer to Kaveh

Alhaitham is so soft for Kaveh its like wild and at the same time hes the biggest jerk to Kaveh

One of their love language is bickering, 

No you can't change my mind

They will nitpick each other's tastes but never go as far as to actually hurt each other's feelings

When Kaveh cries Alhaitham just throws all his brain cells out the window, now he is just fussing over Kaveh, holding him and whispering reassurances his brain turns to mush and the only thought is to make Kaveh feel better

If anyone other than Kaveh knew about this he would kill himself he never wants this to get out

Inktail’s Dendro bonus of a wedding plan~

They both get each other rings, well Kaveh makes his for Alhaitham, and Alhaitham just buys one.

Kaveh took on like a million commissions so he could get the materials for the ring

He has an entire sketchbook dedicated to ring designs

Alhaitham just gets a simple gold ring with their names engraved (it costs more mora than the rent)

Alhaitham proposes first and after calming down a Kaveh crying from joy Alhiatham receives his ring. 

While it is somewhat bedazzled and has a pair of jewels Alhiatham still wears it since Kaveh gave it to him  

Kaveh got a green jewel that matched Alhaitham’s boob gem 

Kaveh cried at their wedding, 

Alhaitham was internally combusting at their wedding

Nahida was the officiator

Collei was the flower girl

And Scaramouche was the makeup artist

Hi!! Silly David drawing and some of my silly headcanons and relationship headcanons for all my David self shippers out there!! :3c

(headcanons under the cut)

David headcanons:

♡he probably loves the colour purple and green

♡ I always headcanon him as being from Poland (for no reason honestly)

♡ I think of him as the kind of guy that always tried to feed and take in stray cats when possible

♡ he has a little cat that he named sugar cube and this little kitty used to be a stray cat

♡ because of sugar cube and other stray cats that he has taken care of he has grown to like eating canned fish (his favourite one is canned tuna)

♡ like I also think that Josef and him got a closer relationship after David's addiction being treated in the hospital and like them living together

♡ he loves cuddles, hugs and any kind of affection really not only because I bet this man is really touch starved but because I think he genuinely is just really affectionate (I believe this because I imagine Josef trying to raise him up as good as he could until he had to move away from the house because he couldn't endure the abuse of their mother)

♡ I do believe that deep down underneath that façade that David has had to put to survive out there he has a heart of gold and is actually a pretty chill guy

David relationship headcanons:

♡ loves hugging you but his favourite way to do it is hugging you from behind and hugging in bed

♡ he loves covering your face in kisses as well as he loves getting forehead kisses

♡ he gave you one of his hoodies and loves it when you wear it, it feels his heart with a warm cozy feeling

♡ he's just like a cat sometimes liking his back scratched and his hair played with (he sometimes purrs without even realising)

♡ he loves cuddling while watching a movie but he gets easily scared with horror movies (no matter how poorly done and bad the movie is he will get scared)

♡ David enjoys your presence a lot and he's always trying to make you laugh or smile whenever he can but sometimes he says very deep and loving things to you when you least expect it

♡ David sometimes gets his paranoid episodes, but they're less frequent than before thanks to staying sober but also because of you being by his side and helping him calm down

♡ David is very insecure and has a very low self steem, he never thought anyone would actually want to date him much less love him as much as you do but he's grateful that you're in his life

♡ David loves kissing you and spending time with you but if you eat chocolate he will wait for a little bit before kissing you again (he doesn't like chocolate much but he won't stop you from eating it)

♡ he loves getting spoon but he also enjoys spooning you as well from time to time

♡ David's perfect day is basically a day that he can spend with you and hold you close to him

And that's it for now, he loves you a lot and he never thought that he would find someone that loves him as much as you do :3c

Hi again to everyone, another jay sketch with more relationship headcanons and silly things hehe :3c

Jay headcanons:

♡ they never leave the house without making sure they has a cap or beanie with him (either to block the sun during sunny days or keep them warm during the coldest days) (plus helps with their anxiety to be able to kind of casually cover their face a little)

♡ they usually eat a lot and have quite the appetite so you can tell when they're sick or close to getting sick because their appetite decreases

♡ they do love eating BUT they don't have much of a sweet tooth (not because they dislike sweets more like because they had very bad experiences with cavities before)

♡ even if they don't have much of a sweet tooth they're the kind of person to not only cook for you on a daily basis (because they like to make sure you eat plenty and healthy) but they're the kind of person to cook pancakes on Saturday mornings!

♡ they don't really like having big birthday parties but he loves celebrating his birthday with close friends (specially if you're going to be there with them)

♡ they also seem like the kind of guy that would remind you to drink water and that it's good for you while they're drinking their third coffee of the day

♡ absolutely loves getting their hair played with and will kill to get one of your hoodies lol

But anyways they're a sweetheart and very much so in L♡VE with you :3