It's Kinda Sad That Slop Is Such A Popular Pejorative Now. After All It Has Done To Nourish The Noble

theyre throwing my gay ass into the core tomorrow

actually fucking tragic more people don't know about infinity train, the animated kids show that aired on cartoon network, where the season two transgender allegory protagonist straight up brutally murders a cop onscreen.

late night Adventure Time thoughts: the genuine love that Finn always has for alternate versions of himself means so, so much to me

His refusal to hurt Farmworld Finn, despite knowing that he is putting the entire multiverse in grave danger

The way he mourns for Finn Sword after accidentally shattering him, which in itself was done in a desperate attempt to save him from being used against his will to commit evil deeds

And of course, Fern. Who, despite trying to literally murder him multiple times, Finn only ever shows unwavering compassion towards

As someone who struggles a lot with intense self-hatred, there’s just something so….heartbreakingly beautiful to me, about Finn seeing these other versions of himself, who share his love and his pain and his courage and his torment, and immediately and unconditionally offering them love.

Finn saying “You are me, and therefore I love you” has left a huge impact on me, and it encourages me to try, against all odds, to do the same.

Ahhrhhrggrrr. Just finished playing the wrath of the gods update. I need to gush. Spoilers ahead.

The Solyn questline is pure peak. Noxus just showing up and blotting out the fucking sun for the whole second half of the game? Insanity. And it starts snowing? WATER FREEZES? Just. Incomprehensible peak. And the other NPCs actually reacting? I had to listen to the goblin tinker confidently bullshitting about whipping up a gadget to fix the eldritch portal blocking out the sun and complaining about his solar panels not working... So many times... I love it.

Additionally.

AHAHSHDHSH SOLYN NOO COME BACK I MISS YOU NOOOOO MOTHER FUCKING NOXUS YOU BITCH ASS HEXAGON I WISH I COULD KILL YOU AGAIN

Pfffff. Genuinely went through the stages of grief after that.

Denial.

":0"

Anger.

"XEROC YOU BITCH I BET THIS IS YOUR FAULT I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU"

Bargaining.

"Ok so if I kill Nameless Deity he'll bring her back. Just gotta kill god real quick ok ok ok ok doable I can do that"

Depression.

I went around my world gathering all her stuff and decorating her campsite, and completed her bookshelf. I changed my vanity to be more suited for mourning. I equipped Yorazior's scowl for fuck's sake.

Acceptance.

The true ending... Ughhh. I de-equipped the scowl after that...

In conclusion. Peak peak peak peak peak peak Solyn I love you

Update: Y'ALL IT WAS REAL SILKSONG IS COMING THE CAKE WASN'T A LIE

The promise I made several seconds ago WILL BE FULFILLED. BEHOLD: AN INTRICATE BAKED GOOD; BY AN INEXPERIENCE BAKER WITH A MULTITUDE OF FOOD INTOLERANCES;

THIS IS... THE CAKE FROM SILKSONG

Left: The cake. The cake from silksong. Silksong's cake. That cake. Right and bottom: The cake I made.

Because I'm a weak little baby with a fickle stomach (damn you genetics), it is made with gluten free flour and lactose free cream and also a lot of greek yoghurt. It's complicated. I tried to explain but it would have been long and stupid. All you need to know is that I made various substitutions and when I got anxious about the substitutions maybe not working for the next steps I had to buy ingredients. Overall it took me about two days.

REVIEW TIME!!!!!!

It was meh. Whole lot of chocolate. Might have been affected by my lack of milk chocolate and use of dark chocolate instead. But yknow. The crumbled cake on the outside went stale in the fridge after a little while so that wasn't fun. The verdict is chocolate. It was chocolate cake for sure. I will give it this, if I ate the whole thing I most certainly would "Brooklyn Blackout". Because I would be dead probably.

If boats don't eat water, explain this boat eating contest. CHeckmate athiests

To lil Petey, Dog Man, Petey,

Do u like Star Vs. The Forces Of Evil & Gravity Falls? :3

Later...

ive gotten a lot of deltarune followers lately so. take my awful awful big shot cover

When you gotta take your fake mom to the PTA meeting

candace flynn is a lot like sisyphus if you think about it