Theyre Throwing My Gay Ass Into The Core Tomorrow

So I was setting up a virtual machine on my MacBook, and the windows setup started doing shit straight out of a Creepypasta

Like look at these loading screens. Is this not the most ominous thing you've ever seen?

an aroace, aro, or ace person saying “aro/ace people can still be in relationships and have sex”

non aro/ace person saying “aro/ace people can still be in relationships and have sex” (they’re about to use it to justify shipping/discriminating against aro/ace people)

BRO SHES GONNA LOSE HER PURPLE

Kinda strange how collective nouns are specific to the animal, but we still say "a flock of birds" when what else would there be a flock of I mean seriously

I love how they gave them freakishly long arms to accommodate hand holding with their ginormous chibi heads

I think the creators of Chibiverse are Sashannarcy fans. ❤️💙💚

Ok goodnight <3

Update: Y'ALL IT WAS REAL SILKSONG IS COMING THE CAKE WASN'T A LIE

The promise I made several seconds ago WILL BE FULFILLED. BEHOLD: AN INTRICATE BAKED GOOD; BY AN INEXPERIENCE BAKER WITH A MULTITUDE OF FOOD INTOLERANCES;

THIS IS... THE CAKE FROM SILKSONG

Left: The cake. The cake from silksong. Silksong's cake. That cake. Right and bottom: The cake I made.

Because I'm a weak little baby with a fickle stomach (damn you genetics), it is made with gluten free flour and lactose free cream and also a lot of greek yoghurt. It's complicated. I tried to explain but it would have been long and stupid. All you need to know is that I made various substitutions and when I got anxious about the substitutions maybe not working for the next steps I had to buy ingredients. Overall it took me about two days.

REVIEW TIME!!!!!!

It was meh. Whole lot of chocolate. Might have been affected by my lack of milk chocolate and use of dark chocolate instead. But yknow. The crumbled cake on the outside went stale in the fridge after a little while so that wasn't fun. The verdict is chocolate. It was chocolate cake for sure. I will give it this, if I ate the whole thing I most certainly would "Brooklyn Blackout". Because I would be dead probably.

fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life

My only hope for Amphibia: Strange Voyage is that Maddie Flour plays a major role. She was criminally underutilized in canon.

post amphibia anne does the plantar family dance at work whenever shit happens & i like to believe her coworkers don’t question it bc it just works and it’s so much more effective than chasing rogue amphibians around the area