Candace Flynn Is A Lot Like Sisyphus If You Think About It

why was I so full of hate and malice 17 hours ago

Saw this and knew what I had to do

The promise I made several seconds ago WILL BE FULFILLED. BEHOLD: AN INTRICATE BAKED GOOD; BY AN INEXPERIENCE BAKER WITH A MULTITUDE OF FOOD INTOLERANCES;

THIS IS... THE CAKE FROM SILKSONG

Left: The cake. The cake from silksong. Silksong's cake. That cake. Right and bottom: The cake I made.

Because I'm a weak little baby with a fickle stomach (damn you genetics), it is made with gluten free flour and lactose free cream and also a lot of greek yoghurt. It's complicated. I tried to explain but it would have been long and stupid. All you need to know is that I made various substitutions and when I got anxious about the substitutions maybe not working for the next steps I had to buy ingredients. Overall it took me about two days.

REVIEW TIME!!!!!!

It was meh. Whole lot of chocolate. Might have been affected by my lack of milk chocolate and use of dark chocolate instead. But yknow. The crumbled cake on the outside went stale in the fridge after a little while so that wasn't fun. The verdict is chocolate. It was chocolate cake for sure. I will give it this, if I ate the whole thing I most certainly would "Brooklyn Blackout". Because I would be dead probably.

actually fucking tragic more people don't know about infinity train, the animated kids show that aired on cartoon network, where the season two transgender allegory protagonist straight up brutally murders a cop onscreen.

Anyway i have other things too. Check out this crappy photo of my shelf. Good mix of sweet sweet licencing and savoury savoury bootlegs. Also a big sans undertale face made of perler beads. Yeah that was a thing I did for sure.

Look at this thing that I have. I love this thing. I just bought this thing and I love it. I've never bought a Funko pop before. But this. This is REAL, actual licenced Owl House merch. The only official Owl House merch I've seen is what, some crappy t-shirts? One of those poppy uppy down things you stick to your phone for reasons beyond my comprehension with Hooty's face on it? I couldn't not buy this. I am going to buy the Amity one and then make them kiss I swear it

People don't think about just how big the moon is. The core was outputting enough force to send the moon STRAIGHT down. Not just alter its orbit. Straight, directly down. And Anne, even with just one of the stones, was holding up a significant portion of that. Honestly, even with just one stone, she could probably hold her own against The Titan's full power.

For my own amusement I have to ask, who do you think wins the one v one? Calamity Anne (THT) or Titan Luz(WAD). Personally I think Anne clears

oooh i’m not sure

bc we have to remember the titan was powerful enough to give sentient life and magic to everything that evolved on his corpse, but he also only had a fraction of magic left to give luz.

and anne was extremely powerful but not strong enough on her own to stop the core, either. if she had all three stones she would sweep, easily, because that was the whole thing— all three stones can defeat anything.

it’d also depend whether luz has stringbean or not, because i don’t think she could fly without her, whereas anne can fly on her own, even partially charged.

and obviously it’s a hypothetical but i can’t imagine them ever fighting each other like that anyway lmao so it’s hard to say. i’m a luz & anne best friend truther

but if the hypothetical is when they’re both at their fullest solo potential, luz has stringbean, and anne only has her stone, i think it’s a fairly even match.

i would probably give anne a bit of an edge because luz had eda and king to kind of reinforce her powers— and anne had marcy and sasha ofc, but she still had the whole scene to herself where she effortlessly took down the space bots. luz ripped belos free by herself, but she needed backup to get there, so it’s kind of a parallel. but when it comes down to it, luz finished the battle on her own, whereas anne couldn’t finish it without the other two stones, so i think they kind of even each other out.

drew my old magical girl noelle design. spamton is her fucked up mascot companion thing

the fact that sprigs name used to be weed will never not be funny to me. imagine in true colors marcy goes “i gave you weed” lmaooo

What about the second toad tower fall? With the big laser cannon. Most likely far more deadly

I imagine the fall of toad tower during reunion was the closest thing amphibians got to their own version of 9/11

To lil Petey, Dog Man, Petey,

Do u like Star Vs. The Forces Of Evil & Gravity Falls? :3

Later...