If Boats Don't Eat Water, Explain This Boat Eating Contest. CHeckmate Athiests

Ahhrhhrggrrr. Just finished playing the wrath of the gods update. I need to gush. Spoilers ahead.

The Solyn questline is pure peak. Noxus just showing up and blotting out the fucking sun for the whole second half of the game? Insanity. And it starts snowing? WATER FREEZES? Just. Incomprehensible peak. And the other NPCs actually reacting? I had to listen to the goblin tinker confidently bullshitting about whipping up a gadget to fix the eldritch portal blocking out the sun and complaining about his solar panels not working... So many times... I love it.

Additionally.

AHAHSHDHSH SOLYN NOO COME BACK I MISS YOU NOOOOO MOTHER FUCKING NOXUS YOU BITCH ASS HEXAGON I WISH I COULD KILL YOU AGAIN

Pfffff. Genuinely went through the stages of grief after that.

Denial.

":0"

Anger.

"XEROC YOU BITCH I BET THIS IS YOUR FAULT I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU"

Bargaining.

"Ok so if I kill Nameless Deity he'll bring her back. Just gotta kill god real quick ok ok ok ok doable I can do that"

Depression.

I went around my world gathering all her stuff and decorating her campsite, and completed her bookshelf. I changed my vanity to be more suited for mourning. I equipped Yorazior's scowl for fuck's sake.

Acceptance.

The true ending... Ughhh. I de-equipped the scowl after that...

In conclusion. Peak peak peak peak peak peak Solyn I love you

the fact that sprigs name used to be weed will never not be funny to me. imagine in true colors marcy goes “i gave you weed” lmaooo

I love how they gave them freakishly long arms to accommodate hand holding with their ginormous chibi heads

I think the creators of Chibiverse are Sashannarcy fans. ❤️💙💚

I feel like there needs to be more pronouns. Not like, more pronouns for more genders (That's cool and all just not what I'm talking about rn), but just doubling up on pronouns. Like a second female pronoun for example. Whenever I'm reading and the author has to refer to a character as "The (adjective) (noun)" to not repeat words it just hurts me

Alright, folks. From now on I will be posting things. Real things. Things with substance. Receive a piece of merchandise? Post. Eat a bagel? Do not post. Bake the silksong cake? Post, coming soon. Be ready. Or don't. I don't care.

THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN

Drawn on my phone using my fingers once again…

My cognitive psychology professor would do numbers on Tumblr. He frequently uses examples for the things he's explaining, so he's invented a child named "little Billy" who suffers constantly in his lecture topic examples. He has told us hypotheticals in which little Billy gets eaten by a pack of wild animals, chased by dogs, had a stroke, got part of his brain removed, drowned, lost limbs and developed phantom limb syndrome, and watched 9/11 happen twice. No blorbo has suffered more than little Billy from my cognitive psychology professor's brain.

People don't think about just how big the moon is. The core was outputting enough force to send the moon STRAIGHT down. Not just alter its orbit. Straight, directly down. And Anne, even with just one of the stones, was holding up a significant portion of that. Honestly, even with just one stone, she could probably hold her own against The Titan's full power.

For my own amusement I have to ask, who do you think wins the one v one? Calamity Anne (THT) or Titan Luz(WAD). Personally I think Anne clears

oooh i’m not sure

bc we have to remember the titan was powerful enough to give sentient life and magic to everything that evolved on his corpse, but he also only had a fraction of magic left to give luz.

and anne was extremely powerful but not strong enough on her own to stop the core, either. if she had all three stones she would sweep, easily, because that was the whole thing— all three stones can defeat anything.

it’d also depend whether luz has stringbean or not, because i don’t think she could fly without her, whereas anne can fly on her own, even partially charged.

and obviously it’s a hypothetical but i can’t imagine them ever fighting each other like that anyway lmao so it’s hard to say. i’m a luz & anne best friend truther

but if the hypothetical is when they’re both at their fullest solo potential, luz has stringbean, and anne only has her stone, i think it’s a fairly even match.

i would probably give anne a bit of an edge because luz had eda and king to kind of reinforce her powers— and anne had marcy and sasha ofc, but she still had the whole scene to herself where she effortlessly took down the space bots. luz ripped belos free by herself, but she needed backup to get there, so it’s kind of a parallel. but when it comes down to it, luz finished the battle on her own, whereas anne couldn’t finish it without the other two stones, so i think they kind of even each other out.

Sorry guys I have the sudden urge to stir up conflict

I'm going to regret this later

But.

RAINE WHISPERS IS A MARY SUE RAINE WHISPERS IS A MARY SUE RAINE WHISPERS IS A MARY SUE- *shot in the head and dies*

candace flynn is a lot like sisyphus if you think about it