When You Gotta Take Your Fake Mom To The PTA Meeting

It's been super overshadowed by the egg changes, but they actually fixed the sheep changes in the same snapshot. No more unnatural colours, just brown and black sheep in warm and cold biomes respectively. And they fixed the face and sheared wool always being white, so now it's the right colour like on bedrock.

ok im forgiving mojang for the stupid sheep change because the spawn egg change is cute as hell. i mean some of the pixel art is mediorce but like the concept? a+ chefs kiss look at the little ears on the fox spawn egg. incredible decision no notes.

Saw this and knew what I had to do

thats her son fr.

Oh shit we can just post our combo emojis on here? Don't mind if I do

Ahh, peak.

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my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

candace flynn is a lot like sisyphus if you think about it

Hello, me. It's me. You. This will expand my knowledge of the workings of Tumblr.

Hello, you. It's you. Me. I see you.

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What about the second toad tower fall? With the big laser cannon. Most likely far more deadly

I imagine the fall of toad tower during reunion was the closest thing amphibians got to their own version of 9/11

So I was setting up a virtual machine on my MacBook, and the windows setup started doing shit straight out of a Creepypasta

Like look at these loading screens. Is this not the most ominous thing you've ever seen?