Actually Fucking Tragic More People Don't Know About Infinity Train, The Animated Kids Show That Aired

So I was setting up a virtual machine on my MacBook, and the windows setup started doing shit straight out of a Creepypasta

Like look at these loading screens. Is this not the most ominous thing you've ever seen?

drew my old magical girl noelle design. spamton is her fucked up mascot companion thing

fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life

When you gotta take your fake mom to the PTA meeting

Ahhrhhrggrrr. Just finished playing the wrath of the gods update. I need to gush. Spoilers ahead.

The Solyn questline is pure peak. Noxus just showing up and blotting out the fucking sun for the whole second half of the game? Insanity. And it starts snowing? WATER FREEZES? Just. Incomprehensible peak. And the other NPCs actually reacting? I had to listen to the goblin tinker confidently bullshitting about whipping up a gadget to fix the eldritch portal blocking out the sun and complaining about his solar panels not working... So many times... I love it.

Additionally.

AHAHSHDHSH SOLYN NOO COME BACK I MISS YOU NOOOOO MOTHER FUCKING NOXUS YOU BITCH ASS HEXAGON I WISH I COULD KILL YOU AGAIN

Pfffff. Genuinely went through the stages of grief after that.

Denial.

":0"

Anger.

"XEROC YOU BITCH I BET THIS IS YOUR FAULT I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU"

Bargaining.

"Ok so if I kill Nameless Deity he'll bring her back. Just gotta kill god real quick ok ok ok ok doable I can do that"

Depression.

I went around my world gathering all her stuff and decorating her campsite, and completed her bookshelf. I changed my vanity to be more suited for mourning. I equipped Yorazior's scowl for fuck's sake.

Acceptance.

The true ending... Ughhh. I de-equipped the scowl after that...

In conclusion. Peak peak peak peak peak peak Solyn I love you

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

I wish I joined the fandom early enough for bone pit. It's so fucking funny but if I started now it would be forced

Come to think of it, Dana does have some inspired stuff from Hollow Knight in her show. I use (mass grave pit, shadowy being named Collector, ect)

thats her son fr.

so uhhhh i really like fern lol

Look at this thing that I have. I love this thing. I just bought this thing and I love it. I've never bought a Funko pop before. But this. This is REAL, actual licenced Owl House merch. The only official Owl House merch I've seen is what, some crappy t-shirts? One of those poppy uppy down things you stick to your phone for reasons beyond my comprehension with Hooty's face on it? I couldn't not buy this. I am going to buy the Amity one and then make them kiss I swear it