Update: Y'ALL IT WAS REAL SILKSONG IS COMING THE CAKE WASN'T A LIE

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

Ahhrhhrggrrr. Just finished playing the wrath of the gods update. I need to gush. Spoilers ahead.

The Solyn questline is pure peak. Noxus just showing up and blotting out the fucking sun for the whole second half of the game? Insanity. And it starts snowing? WATER FREEZES? Just. Incomprehensible peak. And the other NPCs actually reacting? I had to listen to the goblin tinker confidently bullshitting about whipping up a gadget to fix the eldritch portal blocking out the sun and complaining about his solar panels not working... So many times... I love it.

Additionally.

AHAHSHDHSH SOLYN NOO COME BACK I MISS YOU NOOOOO MOTHER FUCKING NOXUS YOU BITCH ASS HEXAGON I WISH I COULD KILL YOU AGAIN

Pfffff. Genuinely went through the stages of grief after that.

Denial.

":0"

Anger.

"XEROC YOU BITCH I BET THIS IS YOUR FAULT I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU"

Bargaining.

"Ok so if I kill Nameless Deity he'll bring her back. Just gotta kill god real quick ok ok ok ok doable I can do that"

Depression.

I went around my world gathering all her stuff and decorating her campsite, and completed her bookshelf. I changed my vanity to be more suited for mourning. I equipped Yorazior's scowl for fuck's sake.

Acceptance.

The true ending... Ughhh. I de-equipped the scowl after that...

In conclusion. Peak peak peak peak peak peak Solyn I love you

it's kinda sad that slop is such a popular pejorative now. after all it has done to nourish the noble hog

No context

can’t think of anything else to do so. have my house in minecraft

dude i’m so proud of it

AM0HIBIA GRAPHIC NOVEL MINI SETIES WRITTEN BY MATT BRALY

To lil Petey, Dog Man, Petey,

Do u like Star Vs. The Forces Of Evil & Gravity Falls? :3

Later...

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

actually fucking tragic more people don't know about infinity train, the animated kids show that aired on cartoon network, where the season two transgender allegory protagonist straight up brutally murders a cop onscreen.

their dynamic is everything to me