Ahhrhhrggrrr. Just finished playing the wrath of the gods update. I need to gush. Spoilers ahead.
The Solyn questline is pure peak. Noxus just showing up and blotting out the fucking sun for the whole second half of the game? Insanity. And it starts snowing? WATER FREEZES? Just. Incomprehensible peak. And the other NPCs actually reacting? I had to listen to the goblin tinker confidently bullshitting about whipping up a gadget to fix the eldritch portal blocking out the sun and complaining about his solar panels not working... So many times... I love it.
Additionally.
AHAHSHDHSH SOLYN NOO COME BACK I MISS YOU NOOOOO MOTHER FUCKING NOXUS YOU BITCH ASS HEXAGON I WISH I COULD KILL YOU AGAIN
Pfffff. Genuinely went through the stages of grief after that.
Denial.
":0"
Anger.
"XEROC YOU BITCH I BET THIS IS YOUR FAULT I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU"
Bargaining.
"Ok so if I kill Nameless Deity he'll bring her back. Just gotta kill god real quick ok ok ok ok doable I can do that"
Depression.
I went around my world gathering all her stuff and decorating her campsite, and completed her bookshelf. I changed my vanity to be more suited for mourning. I equipped Yorazior's scowl for fuck's sake.
Acceptance.
The true ending... Ughhh. I de-equipped the scowl after that...
In conclusion. Peak peak peak peak peak peak Solyn I love you
Oh shit we can just post our combo emojis on here? Don't mind if I do
Ahh, peak.
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my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad
Anyway i have other things too. Check out this crappy photo of my shelf. Good mix of sweet sweet licencing and savoury savoury bootlegs. Also a big sans undertale face made of perler beads. Yeah that was a thing I did for sure.
Look at this thing that I have. I love this thing. I just bought this thing and I love it. I've never bought a Funko pop before. But this. This is REAL, actual licenced Owl House merch. The only official Owl House merch I've seen is what, some crappy t-shirts? One of those poppy uppy down things you stick to your phone for reasons beyond my comprehension with Hooty's face on it? I couldn't not buy this. I am going to buy the Amity one and then make them kiss I swear it
Yeah, of course. Sasha and Marcy are dumb too.
Btw if you headcanon Sasha & Marcy as "the smart ones" and Anne as dumb........... I think you need to make better choices, friend
Ok goodnight <3
I was all in on the "omg it's Jean-Luc" bit until I realised people actually believe it. Like, you all actually think that's Jean-Luc and this is an owl house crossover? I thought it was a joke?
oh god, the Amphibia brainrot is coming back, HELP-
But omg, I just found out today that there was a sneak peek of the new graphic novel and OMG, DIPLOCAULUS PEOPLE, LET'S GOOO idk why i didn't think that there was gonna be another race of amphibians based on them, cuz like DUH, Andrias' mech suit is based on them, so why wouldn't they have existed? The real question is...are they still alive at this point? Are we gonna get new characters from this new continent? I sure hope so, bc from the snippet we got of them they look cool.
"I did it for you" has gotta be my favorite form of betrayal. You gave me a gift I never asked for, and now I have to look around at the world you destroyed with the knowledge that it was gift wrapped and addressed to me.
I FUCKING LOVE SITTING IN CORNERS/////
I FUCKING LOVE HAVING THE PRIMAL URGE TO GUARD MY BACK SATISFIED
you losers in the middle of your rooms are gonna be sorry when the sneak uponer-er comes and sneaks upon you
while i'm sitting cosy in my corner
not being snuck upon
it's cosy here in the corner
join me
never be snuck upon again
and by the way
i am saying upon intentionally
not up on
i just like how it sounds
"snuck upon"
-sounds like a sneaky phrase
-something a sneaky person would say
-smooth and bitey
"snuck up on"
-boring
-too grammatically correct for me in this current mood that i'm in
-grrr it's 3am
i will never stop going on tangents or intentionally using incorrect capatilisation to reinforce the vibe i'm going for fuck you and goodnight
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Hello, me. It's me. You. This will expand my knowledge of the workings of Tumblr.
Hello, you. It's you. Me. I see you.
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Sorry guys I have the sudden urge to stir up conflict
I'm going to regret this later
But.
RAINE WHISPERS IS A MARY SUE RAINE WHISPERS IS A MARY SUE RAINE WHISPERS IS A MARY SUE- *shot in the head and dies*