somethingthatisntalreadytaken

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Society: Blue is for boys! Pink is for Girls! Me: 

Okay, so we all know about the soulmate tattoo prompt, where if your soulmate writes something on their hands, arms, etc… you also get it, too, right? But just think about the tattoo having the mind of its own and only appears when it’s the right time to find your soulmate? Like suddenly, out of nowhere, “Get on your bike and go to the park” appears on your arm. And then just imagine the tattoo being piss bc you keep looking for the wrong person, like “OMFG, not him, you dumbass, the one to the left!!” “Wait, no, it’s not him!! Stoppp!!!” And how happy it is when you finally found your them, like “ITS HIM, GET HIM” “Jeez, took you long enough!”

Check out this are I made when I was 8

When Stan Lee dies, all the Marvel movie characters should mention they have funerals to attend for their postman/doorman/friend/stripclub DJ and then be very confused when they all show up at the same one.

I’ve always thought that the title of “So You Think You Can Dance” was sinister af. Added an Evil German accent. Can’t stop laughing.

Poison Ivy is one of the most complicated villains in the DC universe and she is so much more than the temptress people believe her to be

honestly, imagine your otp

Some more interesting captions I ran into in this amazing ensemble today.

best of “she wears short skirts”

could be gayer

a review (via hauntter)

nun: amen

man: not all amen

The UK and US distracting themselves with memes while their countries fall apart.

the a in lgbtqa stands for allstar by smash mouth

when you think the gif is frozen and you stare at it for like 5 minutes and ur like oh thats just a picture

right hand man

Aaron Burr: I'd like to apply for the position. Can I give you my phone number?

George Washington: *visibly texting* I don't have a phone.

The word “discourse” is ruined for me forever, maybe even more than the word “problematic”

Like this New Testament professor I was listening to the other day kept talking about “the discourses of Matthew” and all I could think about was like, Jesus accusing the pharisees of being messiahphobic

You go girl!

i hope the ice age series just continues alongside history despite it not being an ice age anymore and we get up to like ice age 67: the great depression, which was also somehow started by that squirrel trying to get the acorn

movie lists on letterboxd are wild

I've Said It Before And I'll Say It Again

Fuck

AJJDKFKLVLXJH LMAO

This is a good and accurate quiz.

Scientist: *sees a spider with long legs* Scientist: I think I’ll call it daddy…… Daddy long legs

you’ve heard of the swear jar 

now get ready for the sin tin

I just snorted so hard in the middle of a restaurant

fam if donald trump wins the election you gonna catch me in canada drinkin bagged milk and flexin with free healthcare