Could Be Gayer

fam if donald trump wins the election you gonna catch me in canada drinkin bagged milk and flexin with free healthcare

When you see your friend in public

I’ve always thought that the title of “So You Think You Can Dance” was sinister af. Added an Evil German accent. Can’t stop laughing.

best of “she wears short skirts”

I'm so proud of myself.

It only took me 20 minutes and a Google search to figure out how to post on mobile

This is a good and accurate quiz.

And if everyone could look to their left,

They'll see the Marvel fandom in a complete emotional breakdown.

The word “discourse” is ruined for me forever, maybe even more than the word “problematic”

Like this New Testament professor I was listening to the other day kept talking about “the discourses of Matthew” and all I could think about was like, Jesus accusing the pharisees of being messiahphobic

Society: Blue is for boys! Pink is for Girls! Me: 

right hand man

Aaron Burr: I'd like to apply for the position. Can I give you my phone number?

George Washington: *visibly texting* I don't have a phone.