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this made me laugh so hard I started to cry

Hyper-Masculine product commercial

Looked up rad air jumps expecting to see the best. All I saw was deceit.

A lonely barista looks out. People pass by the foggy window when they see it. A single flake falling from the night sky. They gasp, throat closing up. They drag their feet over the specials board, despair crawling up their throat as they erase Pumpkin Spice Lattes. Pumpkin has come to an end. Peppermint has risen. The old king is dead, long live the king.

When your friend sees you in public

When you see your friend in public

Emotional cannibal blowjobs

go find what a fic of ur life would be tagged as on ao3

Just found out that people in England eat honeycombs with cream. Wtf? What are you doing England???

Angst and potato chips

Two great tastes that taste great together!

Gotta say

Yeah the civil war trailer was pretty angst filled, with the team splitting and otps dying and being born, but the only thing that made me actually react was Rhodey. What happened? Is he okay? Will my summer sun cinnamon roll be ok? These are questions I need answered.

And if everyone could look to their left,

They'll see the Marvel fandom in a complete emotional breakdown.

Me, just discovering a new ship: Meh, not all that great Me, after reading its fanfiction for 20 min: OH MY GOD THESE TWO JESUS!!!!! OTP!!!!!

Playing superior music for friends

The trick to making friends is to make as many unidentifiable screeches as possible. Trust me i have “friend”

The only thing worse than puns are knock knock jokes. The second someone says "knock knock" everyone in the room prepares for disappointment.

Everyone has that nice story their parents would tell them of how they were made. Like the stork brought them, or the parents wished with all their hearts to have a child. For the first 6 years of my life, my parents used to tell me that I was a monkey they stole from the zoo whose tail they cut off.

God is real

I'm so proud of myself.

It only took me 20 minutes and a Google search to figure out how to post on mobile

Sometimes I just like to be happy

That cinnamon rolls with icing are an actual thing. I feel like people don't appreciate that enough.

I wonder how well I could do if I managed my time wisely instead of eating cheese its all day. The world may never know.