Best Of “she Wears Short Skirts”

Sometimes I just like to be happy

That cinnamon rolls with icing are an actual thing. I feel like people don't appreciate that enough.

i hope the ice age series just continues alongside history despite it not being an ice age anymore and we get up to like ice age 67: the great depression, which was also somehow started by that squirrel trying to get the acorn

When you see your friend in public

Gotta say

Yeah the civil war trailer was pretty angst filled, with the team splitting and otps dying and being born, but the only thing that made me actually react was Rhodey. What happened? Is he okay? Will my summer sun cinnamon roll be ok? These are questions I need answered.

When Stan Lee dies, all the Marvel movie characters should mention they have funerals to attend for their postman/doorman/friend/stripclub DJ and then be very confused when they all show up at the same one.

Scientist: *sees a spider with long legs* Scientist: I think I’ll call it daddy…… Daddy long legs

nun: amen

man: not all amen

I wonder how well I could do if I managed my time wisely instead of eating cheese its all day. The world may never know.

You go girl!