Nun: Amen

When Stan Lee dies, all the Marvel movie characters should mention they have funerals to attend for their postman/doorman/friend/stripclub DJ and then be very confused when they all show up at the same one.

Sometimes I just like to be happy

That cinnamon rolls with icing are an actual thing. I feel like people don't appreciate that enough.

could be gayer

a review (via hauntter)

Everyone has that nice story their parents would tell them of how they were made. Like the stork brought them, or the parents wished with all their hearts to have a child. For the first 6 years of my life, my parents used to tell me that I was a monkey they stole from the zoo whose tail they cut off.

And if everyone could look to their left,

They'll see the Marvel fandom in a complete emotional breakdown.

best of “she wears short skirts”

This is a good and accurate quiz.

Society: Blue is for boys! Pink is for Girls! Me: 

Okay, so we all know about the soulmate tattoo prompt, where if your soulmate writes something on their hands, arms, etc… you also get it, too, right? But just think about the tattoo having the mind of its own and only appears when it’s the right time to find your soulmate? Like suddenly, out of nowhere, “Get on your bike and go to the park” appears on your arm. And then just imagine the tattoo being piss bc you keep looking for the wrong person, like “OMFG, not him, you dumbass, the one to the left!!” “Wait, no, it’s not him!! Stoppp!!!” And how happy it is when you finally found your them, like “ITS HIM, GET HIM” “Jeez, took you long enough!”