I’ve Always Thought That The Title Of “So You Think You Can Dance” Was Sinister Af. Added An Evil

When your friend sees you in public

The trick to making friends is to make as many unidentifiable screeches as possible. Trust me i have “friend”

Society: Blue is for boys! Pink is for Girls! Me: 

could be gayer

a review (via hauntter)

Gotta say

Yeah the civil war trailer was pretty angst filled, with the team splitting and otps dying and being born, but the only thing that made me actually react was Rhodey. What happened? Is he okay? Will my summer sun cinnamon roll be ok? These are questions I need answered.

Playing superior music for friends

God is real

You go girl!

When Stan Lee dies, all the Marvel movie characters should mention they have funerals to attend for their postman/doorman/friend/stripclub DJ and then be very confused when they all show up at the same one.

this made me laugh so hard I started to cry

Hyper-Masculine product commercial