You’ve Heard Of The Swear Jar 

Scientist: *sees a spider with long legs* Scientist: I think I’ll call it daddy…… Daddy long legs

God is real

This is a good and accurate quiz.

right hand man

Aaron Burr: I'd like to apply for the position. Can I give you my phone number?

George Washington: *visibly texting* I don't have a phone.

I wonder how well I could do if I managed my time wisely instead of eating cheese its all day. The world may never know.

Everyone has that nice story their parents would tell them of how they were made. Like the stork brought them, or the parents wished with all their hearts to have a child. For the first 6 years of my life, my parents used to tell me that I was a monkey they stole from the zoo whose tail they cut off.

Some more interesting captions I ran into in this amazing ensemble today.

Check out this are I made when I was 8

And if everyone could look to their left,

They'll see the Marvel fandom in a complete emotional breakdown.