Obey Me Brothers - Blog Posts

Warning I will be rambling and yap im not sure how much sense it will make but buckle up if you’re willing to read thank you

While I’m not one to really voice my opinions on specific chapters until they’re completely done I feel this one needs to be spoken about more. Mainly because I feel this chapter has a lot of nuance in it, the way it read to me is very different. It almost felt like Simeon had the overwhelming sense of responsibility to take care of Luke and Raphael and felt guilty for causing them both so much sadness seeing his want and desire to be a demon as selfish. I honestly felt that Simeon would much prefer to be a demon (or stay a human if necessary) much more than ever becoming an angel again, the line “I’m no longer running away” feels like it would fit better if he did become a demon or stayed a human being able to acknowledging that he can’t keep trying to stay on both sides and and not taking the time to think about what he wants for himself and not feel the need to constantly do things for others. His reason for being turned human instead of a demon is because he would’ve greatly preferred being a demon hence his punishment was being turned human and not demon like his brothers. He saw how happy everyone was after they fell and they all care for each other like they did in the celestial realm. But again he still felt responsible for causing Luke and Raphael to feel abandoned so he pushed his wants away and he only became an angel again because he said out loud he wouldn’t mind it and since father and Micheal wanted to get Simeon back to the celestial realm they took the opportunity to do so while he had that window of guilt and shame for “being selfish”. If it was just babel that made him an angel because he truly wanted it I don’t think it would transfer over or even really effect anything again everything that happened in babel didn’t really happen outside of that little pocket babel is in. So all in all I feel this whole thing with Simeon ended in the opposite direction it should’ve, I’m not saying that anyone’s wrong or right since it is what it is but I just needed to yap about my opinion on the story.

The End of Simeon’s Journey

In the end whether he became a demon or an angel was up to him. He had to want to be an angel again, he had to miss and love his home and friends. If he didn’t care at all then why be one? It makes perfect sense, it was a deliberate journey of self discovery that could have easily gone either way.

Something More Curious…

The biggest part I wanna talk about though is that not even six of seven of the strongest demons in hell noticed Simeon was no longer human or demon, but LUKE DID

Lucifer and the game have hinted many times that Luke has seraph potential and I believe he will be on Michael’s level one day. The little angle is going straight to the top.

The confirmation. Simeon is an angel again and it’s what he wants. It had to be his decision in the end.

Who else is crying about the obey me game? They said it’s not the end of obey me but everything they post and the fact they aren’t telling us anything about what “they have in the works” leads me to believe they’re dropping the series and leaving it to slowly fade.

🚨Unpopular opinion 🚨

Satnyan is a 1000x better nickname for Satan than Tannie! I will die on this hill

Who wants another random head cannon?

I feel like the salt circle theory was never fully tested, Solomon said it was a thing and of course the brothers wanted to test it so Solomon made a salt circle but when any of them tried passing into a salt circle Solomon added a curse shocked the brothers whenever they got close (just a not so mild zap basic shock collar idea) Satan later found out that it’s a superstition from the human realm (probably tested it himself and had no trouble) but didn’t tell any of his brothers because why not see how long it takes the others (especially Lucifer) to find out.

Alright everyone I have a question/request and hopefully some of you are willing to answer or participate. I want to know why your favorite obey me character is the best character. For instance if you like Solomon tell me why he’s so great, or if you like Raphael why is he the best angel boy. I will admit I do have favorites but I’m curious if anyone can convince me to like a character that I’m not sure about. I won’t say who they are though I want to hear honest opinions on this.

-leave comments in this post or send in an anonymous message if you’d prefer to stay anonymous.

Guys if anyone has a link or a video of the obey me concert from the other day please send me a link or let me know where to find it. I didn’t realize it would be this hard to find the day after.

So once again I’m back, on mobile. Please ignore any grammatical errors and spelling mistakes. Not proofread sorry guys . Note there is some NSFW content mentioned but nothing super graphic.

How the Obey me brothers reacts to fanfic and fan art of themselves

So MC being MC goes online and is surprised (but not really) to find out a lot of people write fanfic and make fan art of the brothers and everyone else in Devildom so what better way to say “hello im back” then to bring a small collection of fan art and fanfic MC picked for them to see

*Fan fics will be X reader or x MC. They’ll be referring to it as their mc*

Lucifer

Overall isn’t very surprised to find out he has a loyal following, it’s definitely an ego boost finding out that people make art of him in both written and visual forms

Fan art

- looking at the first few pictures MC shared almost killed this man. Why is everyone drawing him sexually and with Diavolo of all demons!? He knows it’s a joke amongst his brothers for them to say but people can’t be serious.

- setting those pieces aside he moves onto the other (hopefully) less sexual content some cute art work of him and his brothers spending time together with MC and some little characters drawn of him (Levi told him is called chibi art style) Overall very pleasant

- and then he scrolled down and he saw a link to a website selling something called a “dakimakura” of him

-he clicked the link he scrolled for 2 seconds and he closed his laptop and drank demonus straight from the bottle

Fan fiction

- after about one bottle of demonus he thinks he might be able to handle reading some of the stories people have written of him surely it can’t be that bad right…..right

- he sees several categories to choose from so he goes one by one

Fluff- very cute he feels they can be alittle out of his usual self but nothing bad or outrageous he still smiles while reading it makes him feel cozy

Angst- it’s very dark and at times difficult to finish reading he’s been through enough pain and heartache for a lifetime so why are people writing stories about MC dying or something horrible happening to him and his brothers

Crack- Ok who gave mammon the chance to write stupid stuff about him in this list, wait it wasn’t mammon, is it a prank that Satan and belphie are trying to pull, no it’s fans writing this stuff…..he needs another bottle of demonus

Smut- ok back to sexual stuff I guess wait is this about him and MC so this is what they like he’ll probably be bookmarking those for later he’s not usually one to read stuff like this but he sees no harm in indulging in some human realm literature.

Mammon

ok let’s all be honest here mammon is puffing out his chest so much he might need help getting his chest back into place. It’s a huge ego boost just to hear people like him that much to draw art of him and especially to write about him. He says “of course they do! Who wouldn’t be inspired by the great mammon!” But in reality he’s honestly very flattered

Fan art

- he didn’t expect the amount of sexual art and even more so surprised at the amount of it with him blushing and looking so… submissive. (Why does everyone want to see him in a collar or being in his bunny suit or being tied up, honestly he doesn’t know how he feels about the last one) He scrolls down more and slowly the art has him in more of a dominant and powerful position

- he sees all of the cute art of him and MC together and he definitely saved some of the art on his phone but he will never admit to it. He sees alot of silly comics of everyone and some of them do make him laugh and he probably gets an idea or two of some schemes to try

- and the. We get back to the sexual side a lot and I mean ALOT of NSFW art of him and his MC this boy is blushing like crazy he quickly slams the laptop closed, he looks around and slowly opens the laptop back up to scroll down through more of the art

Fan fiction

-ok after he took some time to cool off from the heart attacks he had looking at the art MC picked he scrolls down to see what everyone is writing about him and he is again surprised not of the amount of writing but at the categories and how many there are

Fluff- ok so heart attack part two it’s not sexual so why is his heart racing he feels like kicking his feet and squealing like asmo does when he sees a cute dog or somethin. It’s too cute he feels so giddy but he quickly has to stop because what if his brothers see him or something he can’t be seen acting like asmo

Angst- he got through half a fic but once he saw it mentioned MC dying he couldn’t take it he remembered he already let them down once he never wants to relive that and never wants to let that happen again. Quickly scrolls past it or slams the laptop shut to return at a later time he has to find MC and hold them close just to be reassured that they’re safe

Crack- ok he’s back and he is reading these stories and laughing so hard he can barely breathe oh boy do humans know how to write his brothers or what! He almost bust a gut reading about everyone getting turned into cats!

Smut- he is once again red as a tomato he doesn’t know how to react all he knows is MC is letting him *%#*$! And he’s ^[+\<,? MCs €+•# and he can’t keep reading this at least not out in public

Levi

He’s no stranger to online fandoms and how creative and talented a lot of people are however he also knows how….weird the online community can get and to hear people actually want to draw and write about him a yucky otaku he’s not sure how to feel about it he’s so conflicted

Fan art

- oh boy he’s so excited however after looking at the first piece of fan art he has a panic attack why would someone draw him is such a sexual manner! HIM!? Of all of his brothers and with two well you know (if you know you know😜). This must be some normie tactic he can’t get his blush to cool down! I’m certain if you dipped him into some water it’d start boiling.

-ok he’s alittle bit calmer so he scrolls down and he sees a bunch of cute art work of him in chibi form and so much at of him cosplaying so many characters and they make him look so cool!!

-some of the little comics people draw of him and MC are so cute he honestly wants to commission some art from some of these artists

Fan fiction

-ok he’s prepared for these he’s basically putting war paint on to get through this

-all ready notices categories and the number of fics are not just impressive but once again concerning are these all about him!

Fluff- aww he’s not stranger to fluff he loves reading fluff fics they’re just so cute and wholesome although he does start to giggle when he reads about MC being adorable does start to blush and wonder if he’d ever be able to be as smooth and charming to MC as he is in these fics

Angst- he read the tags nope nope and nope he’s not dumb and he’s not going through anything with those tags

Crack- and once again we’re in the realm of fics he reads a lot I mean how could he not love a story about him being in a video game and he’s the hero and as a bonus his brothers having no idea what to do getting lost and losing battles against some low level slimes, he of course saves the princess wait the princess is asmo…nevermind he hates this one..Next!

Smut- he saw it’s about him and MC he basically explodes he can’t handle this he just can’t….maybe he could try to maybe read them in his room at night he doesn’t want the fans hard work to go to waste and MC made this list does that mean MC wants him to….with them.. ok boy passed out and he’s losing blood fast! Who knew a nose could lose that much blood

Satan

Being a lover for several forms of fiction he’s not only excited but is actually very touched that he is appreciated so much that people want to make any form of art of him. Thinking he’s nothing more than a wrathful punishment to Lucifer always cast in his shadow to have fans of him for him makes him feel seen.

Fan art

-remember how he said he was excited well after scrolling down and seeing the third picture down he’s not as excited, not only is it rather spicy but he’s always in some sort of animal clothing most of the time it’s cat related while yes he love all things cats he likes other things to like…..well he’s certain given enough time he can find something to mention. OK WHY IS EVERYONE DRAWING HIM IN A MAIDS OUTFIT WITH CAT EARS ON!

-he’s half tempted to slam the laptop shut and throw it at the wall but he takes a breath. He keeps scrolling and does find some cute and peaceful art of him reading and some very aesthetically pleasing pieces of him in libraries. He also starts to see some silly stuff of him as well.

-soon he gets to some art of MC and him and while he’s not one to get flustered he does go red when he sees some art of MC in some cat based clothing they have on ears and a tail and well not much else. He can’t help but save it onto his phone no one can know!

-the other pieces are not much more than silly comics here and there but overall the art ended on a good note

Fan fiction

-now this is what he’s truly excited for! He wonders how the fans will write about him seeing the amount and types of categories definitely gets him excited!

Fluff- so cute and cozy he loves the amount of comfort people try to give him and how they show the more sensitive side of him showing how much he loves books and how much he enjoys reading and learning over all he feels seen in some way

Angst- he took time to read the summaries first and he’s honestly afraid to read them especially after feeling the comfort and warmth of the previous stories he doesn’t want to take that away so maybe he’ll read them but for now he’s going to skip over them

Crack- while his not particularly a fan of all the things people write about in these stories whenever they bring up Lucifer’s annoyance he’s very happy. Once he found more stories with the anti Lucifer league he’s taking notes for future plans. (New search history entry demon strength itching powder)

Smut- He is no stranger to this sort of writing however he’s never seen anything of him specifically and most of them are of him and MC, all the sort of things he does to them in these stories is so graphic and well written. Remembering this list was compiled by MC themselves he takes several notes, he’ll definitely be referring back to these stories later.

Asmo

Let’s be real for a second he’s seen so much fan art and fan fiction written about him already by his fans down in Devildom so seeing humans writing and drawing him isn’t surprising, as always he’s flattered and appreciates their work but not surprised at all

Fan art

- all the art work he sees is amazing! Well it is of him so it’s going to be beautiful no matter what! He takes time to loving gaze upon the art and maybe saving a few to recreate later on on his socials as a thank you to the artists.

Fan Fiction

-He’s very excited to see what his creative fan have written about him, although he may not seem it he’s also a tad worried about if all the writing will be sexual or about his appearances he wants people to know he’s more than the avatar of lust and while fan art might not be able to capture it writing could definitely reflect how people perceive him.

Fluff- as soon as he sees this tag he’s curious and hopeful and when he reads the stories his fears are melting away as well as his heart, everything is so sweet and pure and overall cozy he feels so relieved people are writing about him as a person not just the avatar of lust and making sure he feels true comfort and love

Angst- his heart drops when he notices some of the tags being rather familiar with tags for online posts he’s mindful to check these and he can’t read anything without feeling guilty or betrayed in someway he wants fluff. But he also notices there’s not much angst for him at all which helps the blow a lot knowing not maybe people want to write him in such a hurtful way.

Crack- he’s having a good time reading these little stories, some of them are things he could never see happening but that’s what makes them so funny. Mammon paying everything they owes clearing his debts wow these fans really know how to write unrealistic stories but still find it humorous!

Smut- Surprise he knew there’s plenty of this online he saw the word counts and was confused how many ways can someone describe the filthy things they want to do with him. He does notice that even if the smut these people write they still took time to show care for him as an individual he’s almost moved to tears. He wants to thank so many people be prepared for several appreciation videos and live streams!

Note: Alright y’all this took so long to write and it’s insanely long already I’ll definitely do a part two with Beel,Belphie, Dia and anyone else y’all would like. But since this was written over the course of a few days I didn’t want it to feel disjointed so I’m cutting it off here and hopefully y’all will enjoy it

Hey everyone just wanted to give you all a heads up I’m working on some more stuff and one of them is super long so be ready, I think it’ll be best to break it up into parts one for the brothers and another for the side characters but tell me what you think is best.

Hey guys, first of all thank you all so much for the reblogs and likes each one makes my day better. While I’m still new to writing I’m already super enjoying it, and even though I’m only doing head cannons or built point style fics please feel free to send in any requests or ideas. I’m primarily focusing on obey me at the moment so I’m sorry for right now that’s what my inbox is open to others will of course be put to the side for later but right now obey me is on the menu Much love 💕 and appreciation!

Dumb? Dense? Both

(This may or may not have been based off an actual interaction I had back in high school) So again I’m working with mobile, sorry for any grammar or spelling mistakes

Satan: The person I like doesn’t seem to notice I have feelings for them, I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints I could think of for like a year now.

MC: Wow. They sound stupid.

Satan: They’re not. They’re really smart, just very dense. I’m trying to figure out how to make it more clear.

MC: Maybe you need to be even more obvious? Like… point blank “Hey! I love you!”

Satan: I guess you’re right. Hey MC, I love you.

MC: see! Just say that!

Satan: Holy fucking shit.

MC: If that flies over their head then, sorry, but they're too dumb for you.

Satan: I want to kill you

MC: Woah! I just helped you with your love life and that's how you treat me?!?

Satan: You are my love life!

*a while after I posted this I also realized this would work for belphie and MC as well*

So basically remove or relocate all of the non obey me posts to either another blog or just remove over all

So I made and posted on Mobile so please excuse my poor grammar and spelling mistakes

The Brothers and Dateables search history

Lucifer

How old is the oldest demonus

How many cups of coffee is too much coffee

How many days can a demon go without sleeping

Where to buy cursed rope

Mammon

How much is the Grimm to human realm currency

How many forms of currency are in the human realm

Loan shark protection agency

Free loan shark protection agency

How old do humans live

How to keep human alive for longer

How much sleep does a human need

Can humans die from a cough

How to tell if human is dying

How long do humans sleep

Can human die from being woken up

Debt forgiveness

Levi

When will the next volume of TSL be released

Ruri-Hana figure

Ruri-Hana concept art book

Ruri-Hana TSL crossover real?

Pet goldfish cosplay

How to convince human to cosplay

How to stop nosebleed

Newest episode of TSL

When will the next volume of “that time I was turned into a cat girl detective and now I have to solve crimes until I can find the person who cursed me only to find out they’re my childhood friend” be out

When will the next episode of “I’m a submissive demon in love with a nice and dominant human but can’t seem to get my feelings across to them” air

Satan

Cat cafe near by

Cat adoption center

Cat bookstores near me

Cat detective costume

Matching detective costumes with cats

Human realm book stores

Cursed book auction

First edition human world book auction

How to hide cat in library

Does decaffeinated coffee taste different from normal coffee

Where to buy decaf coffee

Curses that cause person to have uncontrollable sneezing

Asmo

Asmodeus

Asmodeus fan club

Asmodeus pictures

Asmodeus fan club forums

Asmodeus modeling

Asmodeus endorsed brands

#asmodeus

#asmodeus_fan

Asmodeus Devilgram fan page

Beel

Restaurants near me

Restaurants near me

All you can buffet near me

How to not get banned from all you can eat restaurants

How much food should a human eat

What foods can humans eat

Human realm restaurants

How to get unbanned from human realm restaurant

Restaurants near me

Belphie

Askojansndldkskqndkenendkcnd

11111111111111111111111111111111111111111

New keyboard

Keyboard pillow

Lavender scented pillow spray

Human realm Planetarium

Devildom planetarium

Where to buy matching Star necklaces and bracelets

111111111111111111111111111111

AosneisodicfnsiOwkwbejduxoccjdjaospfkfnjdxi

Diavolo

What foods are safe for humans

Do humans like warm weather

Do humans need sunlight

New beachfront properties

Little D snacks

How to make friends

What does Yeet mean

How to Yeet something

What is it based off of

What does based mean

Why do my friends keep telling me to cook

Barbatos

Rare human realm teas

Tea cake recipes

Human realm Cream puff vs Devildom cream puffs

Where to buy vintage tea sets

Rat traps

What is a rat king

Where to buy Flame throwers

Human safe cake recipes

Simeon

*he couldn’t figure out how to open the search engine*

Luke

Cake recipes

Cream puff recipes

How to not get poisoned by Solomon’s cooking

Where to buy angel cake molds

How to teach someone how to use computers

How to stop being called Chihuahua

How to grow taller fast 

Ok I just started Nightbringer does anyone have any hints,tips, or just general advice? I went from OG obey me to this and I’m trying to figure out what I’m doing…..like what am I doing, I’m back to square one.

Just downloaded Nightbringer wish me luck I think I’ll need it…….

Since I feel like sharing my headcanons was insanely fun I’m going to be doing more! So same as before here are some more. sorry for any spelling or grammatical errors I’m having fun

MORE Random And Oddly Specific Obey Me Headcanons

Familiar Edition

All of the brothers familiars are very attached to MC however mammons Crows are the most attached to MC sometimes choosing her side over his side.

I can see MC walking back from RAD noticing a demons really pretty hair pin saying they wish they had that hairpin, later that night a crow is tapping on MCs window with a hair pin as a gift and surprise it’s the exact one she was wanting.

Contrary to popular belief I think Asmodeus familiars would be only animals he sees as beautiful and unfortunately for MCs with Arachnophobia and/or Entomophobia (like myself) most of them are surprisingly (or unsurprising) Scorpions and Spiders like peacock jumping spiders are his personal favorites he finds their colors and eyes so beautiful. And another unfortunate (or fortunate) thing depending on your views of bugs or arachnids is Devildom spiders and scorpions are big like much bigger than ones from the human realm like Australia sizes (if you know you know)

Asmo might try to help MC with any sort of Arachnophobia by showing them some of his most colorful and cutest familiars they all love her so they’ll show off all of their cool patterns or dance, but if Asmodeus senses any once of fear from MC he’ll try to find another way to introduce them to you getting an idea of maybe dressing them up in tiny clothes would work (spoiler it did not)

I know alot of people think that Lucifer’s familiar would be either Cerberus or a peacock like his animal counterpart but I think it’s much more of a he doesn’t have an “official familiar” he tends to help his brothers care of their familiars (he’s a hard working single father of 6 boys)

Satans familiars are cats I will not explain there’s no need to

Beel much like Lucifer no official familiar but he does seem to have a fondness for cows. No Beel hamburgers can’t be familiars unfortunately.

Levi has 3; Henry 1.0, Lotan, and one very timid koi fish he found in the garden pond he thought about having it and Henry 2.0 share a tank but quickly found out putting them in the same tank is asking for trouble. And no Henry 2.0 is not a familiar that’s his best friend not some animal.

Belphie has a familiar surprise! It’s not a cow, it’s not a cat, and it’s not a bat. It’s actually a tortoise he found on his way to RAD one day he thought it was cute keeping pace with his slow sleepy steps and actually bit Lucifer when he first saw him, and then ate part of his uniform as well so for belphie he was in love with the little guy.

Here are some random and oddly specific Obey me headcanons

(I’m almost done OG obey me and I haven’t touched NB yet so if these are brought up or proven wrong in game please ignore the wrong one)

-Mammon needs glasses and doesn’t know it, he bought prescription sunglasses without realizing they were he bought them because they were more expensive so they must be better and he can see better he doesn’t understand that it’s because he needs glasses

-Satan will occasionally swap Lucifer’s coffee with decaf

-Belphie can actually holds his liquor. He could beat asmo in a drinking contest but never stays awake long enough to actually make it through one not because he’s drunk but because he’s belphie

-Satan has cosplayed with Levi, once as Neko maids and the other was from a magical girl detective series (with a manga and light novel adaptation)

-Beel has a few foods he doesn’t like to eat (other than Solomon’s cooking) he doesn’t like broccoli or asparagus from the human realm he will still eat it but doesn’t particularly like how it tastes

- Lucifer knows satan swaps his normal coffee with decaf he just always can’t tell right away especially when it’s his 3rd all nighter

-Levi on occasion has asked asmo for help finding or applying make up for cosplay

-some of the brothers have very cold hands and some have super warm hands. The brothers with warm hands are Lucifer, satan, Beel, Belphie (also in the warm hand camp is Diavolo and Simeon) the brothers with cold hands are Asmo, Mammon, and Levi (also in the cold hands category is Barbatos and Solomon)

-Mammons belt feather clip is actually feathers that Lucifer dropped when they first fell and his first crows feather.

-Asmo hates almost all mint flavors, but on occasion will be ok with peppermint breath spray

-Belphie HATES dark chocolate

-Solomon wears boxers

-Beel has eaten aquarium rocks thinking it was rock candy

-Barbatos loves chewing mints and ice

-Diavolo bites ice cream but never experienced brain freeze

-Asmo and Mammon love maple syrup in ice coffee

-Levi has two tanks in his room he will soak in one is salt water one is fresh water

-Mammon can do more pull ups than Beel but Beel is overall stronger than Mammon

-Mammons body wash smells like Honey

-Levi showers regularly with soap and uses deodorant he doesn’t want to smell bad he has a very strong sense of smell (however the soap is very cheap ocean spray scented 3 in 1)

-Satan uses Irish spring bar soap

-Mammon tried dying his hair gold but it didn’t stick

-if Satans hair grows too long his hair will start gets black streaks or the ends will turn black so bleach and haircuts

-Luke refuses to let Beel lick the spoon because the first time he let him he ate the spoon

-Asmo loves Rose Wine from the human realm

-Mammon will only drink honey milk tea from the human realm

-Belphie and Beel love marshmallows

-Satan told Mammon and Beel that you should wash cotton candy before eating it they both did, Satan got yelled at by MC

- MC will use salt circles to keep certain things safe from Mammon and Lucifer

Brain rot pt. 4, Luke a.k.a the fictional child I would adopt immediately.

The votes came in and I delivered hopefully, so here’s obey me brain rot pt. 3

Obey me brain rot chockhold pt. 2

Obey me has me in a brain rot chokehold.

The Self-Indulgence series I made in 2021!

Although I could have done better with the twins', I'm still proud of this series and I think it's still pretty cool considering all I have at that time to make these was my fingers, ibispaint, and my tiny smartphone.

Perhaps I should do a series of artworks like this this year too? (⁠+⁠_⁠+⁠)

Obey Me you get Harassed and they protect you headcanon

Female Reader

Big Brothers + Satan

Warnings: Sexual assault, Gore, Blood, Violence, Yandere Themes, Sadistic actions, Language

Confused on why you aren’t back yet? You were supposed to be here 30 minutes ago, and still haven’t come back from the store Madam Screams for y’all’s date.

He feels an uneasy feeling, grabbing his coat in the process as he goes to Madam Screams.

He decided to call you but no answer..

…

You were just getting some tea packets and delicious treats for you and Lucifer’s little date night. He had to finish up his work so you offered to get some treats for you two. You both don’t have lots of time to spend together and tonight was finally a free one.

You happily skip along the shelves of the delicious pastries at Madame Screams, your eyes landing on a specific one, eclairs.

He told you the other day how he liked them so you wanted to be sweet, so you reached out for them.

But stopped to think about which flavor he would want.. OH!

How about every flavor? That would be fun!

You got a To-Go box to put them in, yourself going around the different flavors, analyzing each one you both would like.

You yourself started to feel hungry picking the different eclairs out.

You hurriedly ran to the checkout, paying with *Mammons Credit Card* you didn’t know of course but Lucifer did.

“Thank you” You then sped walked a bit to the exit, but felt super hungry.

“I’ll eat just one..” You smiled about to take one out to taste it.

Until..

“Those are great pastries hm?” Somebody appeared behind you, putting their hand on your shoulder.

You jumped, stepping away from the sudden touch..

It was a random demon guy, just a roundabout.

“U- Uh.. yes! My boyfriend loves these so-.”

“Is that so..?” He interrupted coming closer, a dark smirk forming on his figure.

You stepped back, starting to shake in fear..

“W- What are you doing-!.”

“Might as well get revenge on Lucifer’s little pet.. I must say, he has good taste..”

And with that he dragged you out of the store, your D.D.D being dropped in the process.

You tried screaming and getting out of his grip, but he was too strong..

“I wouldn’t do that if I were you..~.”

He shoved you hard against the alley wall, bruising your back.

Then suddenly grabbed your collar, pinning you against the wall.

You clench your teeth from the pain, tears starting to form..

“LUCIF-.”

He slapped you before you could yell your boyfriend's name..

“You will fucking obey me you little brat!”

He pushed his body closer to yours, your tears and screaming increasing. Until you bit his hand, making him scream loud (Damn that's some sharp teeth you have), as his grip lost your body.

You dropped to the ground, and ran with all your might, until you felt his hands on you again.

“Did you forget you're a slow ass weak human..? And I’m a demon?” He grabbed you by the throat, slamming you against the wall again.

Both of his hands choking you as you struggled and tried screaming-

Until he suddenly flung across the alleyway, and you were in a familiar grasp.

You looked up to see Lucifer in his demon form.

You smiled, seeing your knight in shining armor come to your rescue. He looked down to see the bruises on your neck..

“You.. dare.. lay a hand on her..?” Lucifer was calm when he said it, oh but beware he is beyond wrath right now..

The lesser demon was freaking out, on his knees begging for mercy.

“P- Please I never meant-.”

Lucifer quickly covered your eyes with his wings as you heard a ton of cracking and screaming..

…

You were both back at the House of Lamentation, in Lucifer’s office as *planned*, cuddled together on the chair in front of the fireplace.

“What happened to that demon?” You asked curiously.

“Oh, I took care of him, he needed some.. discipline..”

You looked at him confused but shook it off.

“I'm sure he got what he deserved'' You added, sipping some tea.. while Lucifer on the other hand was grinning sadistically secretly, while pulling you closer to him.

“Oh no the exclairs! Did they get dropped?!”

Lucifer raised a brow to your sudden outburst.

Oh but the way this man smiled hearing that- this man is so soft for you..

“You heard about Mammon eating my exclairs the other day, hm?” He wondered what you would say, but his pride knowing the answer, there was a hint of tease in the question.

“Y- yes..”

You got shy, as he just chuckled at your response, how did he deserve such a sweet girl as you? And to protect?

You were both at a restaurant that just opened recently, Mammon was dying to try it so you both went on a date today.

Sitting down in a booth, talking about hobbies and such, the waiter comes to bring the menu.

“Hello, what would you like to eat at this fine Dev-Diner today?”

You both said your orders, the waiter gave you a *Interesting* side glance, then walked off.

“And then me and Levi got some blackmail on Lucifer, and got tons of grim, just between us by the way”

Mammon whispered the last part which made you giggle, sipping on some of your drink.

“So that’s why I wanted to take us to this new diner, since I had some grim.. on me..”

He blushed a bit.. some of his tsundere starting to appear as you just smiled.

“Awww is the Great Mammon being sweet?”

You teased.

“Oi! I’m always nice and sweet and whatever.. what do you mean?!”

“I’m just joking” You laughed, then suddenly felt the urge to go to the restroom.

“Oh I need to go to the restroom, I’ll be right back”

“Ok, don’t get kidnapped” He joked, you just rolled your eyes with a laugh.

As you walked, turning to the corner, about to enter the Women’s restroom until..

“Hey! Your uh Mammon’s girlfriend right?” You heard someone say behind you, seeing your *Waiter* there with a kind face.

But you got a weird feeling about him..

“Oh yea I am.. but how do you know that..?”

He stuttered, realizing he messed up. He started to hyperventilate, turning into somebody crazy..

“Ha.. HahahhahaHAHAHHA..!!!”

He just turned into a completely different person than you had anticipated..

“Oh MC.. do you not know how much I love you~?”

You looked at him in shock, confusion. “What..-?”

He suddenly grabs you and shoves you in the boys restroom.

“MAMMO-.”

He covered your mouth with his hand, dragging you all the way to the end stall, but you kicked him hard, doubling him over.

You then ran toward the door to exit until he grabbed your ankle, making you slam against the floor.

You coughed out blood, you suddenly turned around and slapped him in the face with your nails, as he was about to come on top of you.

“YOU'RE NOT ESCAPING ME DARLING!!” He grunted, using magic to keep you in place, you couldn’t move.. Until he was close enough, grabbing ahold of your arms and legs dropping you to the floor.

Covering your mouth again before you can scream for help, he went on top of you, with a creepy grin as if nothing is wrong..

“MC.. you don’t need him, you have me-.”

“GET OFF HER, DAMMIT!” You heard Mammon’s voice, leaning up to see him in his demon form brawling with the crazy weirdo.

Mammon blocked all his punches, then punching him so hard in the stomach he coughed out blood.

Mammon shoved him against the wall, holding him by the collar, his eyes glowing yellow and teeth clenching. The demon scared to death..

“If I ever see your dumbass again with my girl again.. it won’t be so pretty..”

The demon apologized right away then scattered out of the bathroom.

…

Mammon was by your side the rest of the next few weeks (Which is normal since he always wants to be with you lol), he was hugging you from behind, while you were fixing your hair.

“Mammon I could’ve took out that demon for sure, no need to be protective anymore”

“The Great Mammon will always be protective, and I just want cuddles..” He hugged you a bit tighter, digging his face in your neck.

You sighed in defeat with a smile forming on your face, leaning into his touch.

You two were both walking to see a new anime movie that was exclusive to theaters only.

You were both so hyped for it! Rambling all about on the way there, even in some cosplay for it!

“The trailer showed a clip of the final battle! It looks super amazing and emotional!”

“I know right! I really hope-.”

You were interrupted by this lesser demon who bumped into you, who just tched, and walked off in the other direction of the theater.

“He could’ve said sorry, eh whatever” You muttered, Levi looking behind him a couple times with a glare.

“This is why I hate going out, people are rude for no reason” Levi commented, you nodding in the process.

You both were huge shut-in’s, so no wonder you both are a thing.

You both finally reached the ticket booth, Levi using his grim from the *Lucifer Blackmailing with Mammon*.

“Thankyou” You quickly answered, grabbing the tickets, as you and Levi rushed in the doors of the movie theater.

You both walked to the food section getting yalls favorite drink and snacks. You both were way too excited, you both seeing the movie was getting closer and closer.

Sitting down in your seats, it was much more crowded than you both anticipated. You both hated crowds, but Levi had more anxiety with it.

“Levi, I’m sure you will forget all about the demons once the movie starts, you will be fixated on that” You comforted him, nodding as he grabbed ahold of your hand.

You both blushed, but got over it once the movie started.

Y'all laughed and had surprised faces throughout the movie, not realizing someone familiar was sitting next to you..

About a little more than halfway through the movie, you wanted to refill your drink. You tried to stop thinking about it but simply couldn’t.

“Psst, Levi, I’m going to get some more of this drink” You whispered in his ear, as he turned to you.

“No I’ll get it, plus we're not to the good part yet anyway” Levi whispered back, gently letting go of your hand, getting up.

“Do you want more popcorn?”

“Yes!” You replied with the cutest smile-

Levi used his arm to cover his red face, then turned to walk down the stairs, disappearing around the corner.

You then focused your attention back onto the movie, seeing the protagonist draw his sword to some random enemy of the antagonist.

‘Oooooo I hope we find out more about the bad guy!’ You thought, until they were closed by a sudden weird aura you felt, a huge stare.

You started getting uncomfortable and irritated since this person next to you was distracting you from the movie.

You turned to him and saw the guy who bumped into earlier, he was giving you such an irritated look. Oh but you had enough!

“Excuse me, but would you please sto-.”

“Will you shut the fuck up?” He grunted quietly, while you yourself looked at him in in shock and confusion.

“Are you serious?! All because ‘you’ bumped into me and blamed me for it. You ruined my movie date damn bastard!!?” You shouted in irritation, some people looking over.

He tilted his head to the side with a deeper scowl on his face, his expression dark.

You just rolled your eyes at him about to get up and leave until he suddenly used magic on you, making you frozen, but you were still conscious.

He picked you up when the screen light wasn’t so bright, bringing you to the top of the theater where there were barely any other demons around.

“You're going to pay for bumping into me earlier little girl.. by pleasuring me~.” A dark smirk formed on his features, putting his hand on your thigh and giving it a little squeeze.

You started to freak out, you couldn’t move, scream, or cry.

“I’ll undo this spell, if only you don’t scream-.. A- argg ahh..” You looked to see a familiar black tail around the damn guy's neck to see your boyfriend's eyes glow orange.

He came down to the man's ear, and whispered something to him, making him zoom up and rush out of the movie theater immediately.

Then taking your hand immediately afterward, and drags you out of the theater, undoing that bastard's spell in the process.

…

“L- levi, are you ok..?”

You looked at him in concern, he was super possessive of you ever since that incident from last night.

“A- Are you jealous..?” 

“What does it look like?! That damn bastard ruined everything.. Almost taking you from me..”

Your eyes widened from his sudden words, this wasn’t Levi, it was the Avatar of Envy.

“Levi.. I would never love another man other than you, you are my boyfriend and bestfriend I would never replace” You softly replied, putting your hand on his cheek in the process.

A couple tears went down his cheeks as he just nodded, then softly hugged you, as you felt a smile form on your neck.

It was storming outside, you could practically hear the rain against the glass and wooden walls, the thunder rumbling the floors ever so often, with the lighting shadows clawing the rooms.

You and Satan were currently at the library, and it just started raining out of nowhere.

But the two of you didn’t mind since you both love to read books, and it was nice hearing the rain in the background since it was so soothing to y’all’s ears.

Plus, nobody was here since it was close to closing time, and because of the storm of course.

“I’m relieved to not hear my brothers nor anybody else shout or even talk here” Satan started to speak, you yourself looking up from your book.

“It's just.. so hard to get you alone, and finally, it’s peace and quiet with just you love”

Your cheeks reddened a bit from his words, feeling his arm suddenly snake around your waist, moving you to his lap, as you gasped in his sudden movements.

He put his chin on your shoulder, his arms around your beautiful body.. (Don’t say you aren’t, everyone’s bodies are beautiful, don’t let other people nor have yourself think badly of you or yourself. I’ve never met you and I think you're beautiful. I believe everyone is unique in their own ways. Sorry for the interruption, I just wanted to put that out there, anyway continue lovely readers :D)

“S- Satan..?-.”

“You are so warm.. can we stay like this..?” He must’ve really missed you.. his brothers practically taking all your attention, no wonder your boyfriend’s so clingy.

You smiled, laying on his chest.

You both continued to read, until you were both interrupted by a rumble from your stomach.

“MC, since we’re going to be here so late- how about I get us some coffee and snacks from the cafe?”

You were delighted by his offer, nodding with an innocent smile, carefully moving you off his lap.

“I’ll be right back, also when it gets to the good part, don’t read it until I come back”

“Oh I won’t” You replied with a giggle, as he smiled, then walked to the cafe on the other side of the library.

It was silent, you could only hear the rain and thunder roaming throughout the library.

“Good thing I’m not scared of thunder and find it soothing” You muttered out loud.

It was a good silence of 3 minutes, and you started getting an uneasy feeling. Like you were being watched.

Until huge hands came out from behind, covering your mouth, locking his arms around your torso. You suddenly felt a warm breath against your ear.

“You seem such a treat, and letting nobody have this precious body of yours..” The man whispered, a chuckle in the process sending shivers through your body.

You screamed as hard as you could, but it was muffled by the big lesser demon's hands.

“I’m going to show you what a real demon can do with a cutie like you”

He picked you up roughly, dragging you to a corner in the library. It was dark.. Only the thunder produced light as it flickered.

You kicked and tried getting out of his grasp, but he was too strong..

He roughly pinned you against a wall, tears streaming down your cheeks.

“SATA-.”

“Shut up..” His voice was so horrifying.. his nails digging into your arm.

“If you don’t obey your master, I might have to-.”

“Kill you?” You suddenly heard your boyfriend's voice, seeing the avatar of wrath's eyes glow in hatred behind the victim.

“Damn you-.”

Before the man could lay a punch on Satan, Satan had cut his face in his demon form.

And the man punched Satan in the stomach at the same time.

“FUCK!”

They were both fighting in their demon forms, the thunder light reflecting off their faces and bloody hands.

Finally Satan grabbed hold of the man and launched him to the window as he crashed into it, hearing a huge thud in the process.

The lightning and storm stopped, as the big moon came out.

…

Satan was holding you a bit firmly in his lap, but not too hard.

He was going to be so protective of you from now on.

You yourself though, shocked by the scene that happened last night.

“S- Satan, your stomach..-.”

“It's alright.. I’m just glad you're okay..” He interrupted, giving you a sweet smile.

You smiled back at him, reading a sweet love story together for the rest of the calming night.

Obey Me Brothers when your Pregnant Headcanon

Big Brothers

Warnings: Language

Lucifer

-To be honest he already knew you were, since he knows everything that’s going on in this house.. he knew what he was doing when y’all *Did It*

-Will be protective of you everywhere you go, will even safe proof the house LMAO-

-He loves talking to the baby.. this man is so soft for you both and you find it so adorable

-Always plays classical music when your around so y’all’s child will have great taste and it’s *Education*

-Smiles softly when the baby kicks for the first time

-Doesn’t want you going out in public incase somebody hurts you or you get hurt

-Ohhhhhhh.. and if somebody ever lands even a finger on you.. and your pregnant-

The torture room was filled with screams that night I’ll just say that-

-Besides that, I feel like Lucifer would want a girl, but either gender is fine

-Also he already has a bag for the hospital and it’s not even the 2nd trimester yet-

-He loves you both the dearest and will do anything for you both

Mammon

-When you told him the news he fainted.. but when he woke up-

-“I’M GONNA BE A DAD!” He yelled that and his brothers didn’t give a shit, but Lucifer.. his stress goes higher because it’s another *one*

-Mammon is already buying baby stuff and it’s not even passed the first trimester..

-This man is so happy and excited! But stressed when you have mood swings though-

-Tries his best to help you with your morning sickness, he just wants the best for you

-Always by your side, whether you walking or somewhere, he’s there

-Freaking sobbed when he felt the first baby kick, but you on the other hand find it super aching from now on if there’s any kicking..

-He tries very hard to care for you and baby, he just loves you two so much

Levi

-WHAT?

-Legit stopped *breathing* when he heard the news

-“Excuse me?! PREGNANT?! WITH MY CHILD??”

-Levi has no idea what to do, he is confused on how to feel and take care of you and prepare.

-Freaks out and gets mood swings when you have mood swings-

-But later as the pregnancy goes, he gets a bit less awkward and stressed about it and.. talks to the baby

-Oh no.. he talks to the baby about so many anime and games, he doesn’t want them to be a normie! They need to know the basics of a true otaku!

-He likes to rest his head on your baby bump, he finds it soothing.

-Until.. the baby kicked and thought it would shoot out of you-

-But other than that.. he is pretty excited to be a Dad but also very nervous..

How the Brothers react when you die..

(Gender Neutral)

Warnings: Dark, Heavy Angst, Gore, and Language

Lucifer

His hands were bloody, but not as bloody as you were.

You were coughing out blood, feeling your eyelids getting heavier by the second.

“S- Stay with me MC!” His voice was cracking, didn’t even care how he sounded nor his composure. He wanted you to stay with him, it was to soon..

Your smile, your laugh, your beauty..

“L- Lucifer-.” You croaked out, his attention fully on you, canceling out all the loud yelling and screaming, as if it were all deaf to his ears but ur soft voice.

“I- It’s.. o- ok..”

“Please stop saying such things MC- your going to be ok..” He knew it was to late, but he tried to believe in himself, believing you wouldn’t die in his arms like his sister once before..

You smiled softly.. raising your hand to caress his cheek, light making your eyes sparkle for the last time..

“I l- love you Lucifer.. t- thank you for this.. I would do it all over again..” He held onto your hand tightly, leaning down to kiss you with all his might, showing his feeling and love for you in the kiss, a couple tears going down cheek..

He felt your hand start to come lose.. as you both pull away..

His wails and words starting to become quiet to your ears as you saw light beginning to appear..

And the light disappeared from your beautiful eyes, your hand and body going limp in Lucifers grasp..

He became cold, distant, and worse to his brothers after.. sometimes you can hear his wails and himself shattering his demonus in his office..

Mammon

Mammon didn’t want to believe this was real.. NO! It was never supposed to be like this! You were both supposed to get married and have a family.. and die old in bed..

“Mammon.. please s- stop crying..” The human whispered, barley having enough energy left..

“N- NO! YOUR NOT LEAVING ME LIKE THIS PLEASE..!” Mammon was sobbing, his brothers in the background shocked..

“M- Mammon.. shhhhh.. don’t be sad now..-.” You giggled at the last part of your sentence with a smile, tears streaming down your face..

“Your the G- Great Mammon.. I- I.. will always be..”

Mammon didn’t want to here that.. no way in hell your leaving..

“MC P- PLEASE..-.” He kissed you on the lips, no tsundere act anywhere, his hands firmly on you..

But.. your body began to fall to the ground.. as you pulled away..

“b- be with y- you..”

Your eyes lost the emotion in them, your hand falling on the ground..

“M- MC.. S- STOP PLAYING AROUND..”

He was sobbing in your neck, begging for you to come back to him.. but you never did..

After that.. his room was messy, he never slept, and drinks every night..

Levi

It’s like one of those sad anime’s he’s watched.. where the crush dies in the end..

“MC! W- WHY?!”

Levi is shocked.. he found you wounded on the beach..

How did this even happen..

“L- Levi shhhhhh..”

“What do you mean shhhh?! Your dying! I- I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT YOU!”

He couldn’t lose you.. you were the only person that understood him.. and loved him..

“B- But.. you have R- Ruri Chan.. you’ll.. be ok-.”

“BUT YOUR BETTER THAN HER.. I LOVE YOU..”

He just confessed his love for you.. right here.. right when you were being taken from the light..

You leaned up with all your energy left and kissed him softly on the lips.. telling him you felt the same.. and how you both were true.. best friends..

You pulled away as you started to feel yourself leave your body..

“I- I love you.. L- Leviathan..”

And your eyes darkened.. you were gone..

“MC N- NO.. NOO-.”

He then stared at your form sobbing..

He later gets sucked into his game reality, canceling out all real life.. and never comes out of his room.. unless he’s starving starving.

Satan

How did this happen.. you were both reading a book and then your clumsy self spilled tea on it..

He now was holding your firmly.. tears streaming down his face..

“N- NO.. I never meant…” He was shocked.. you were dying all because.. of-

“S- Satan.. i- it’s not your fault..-.”

“I- It is what are you talking about..-.”

He felt so much rage in himself.. cursing on how he did this to you..

You deserved better, how could his wrath have gotten the best of him.. how-

“Satan.. I- I love you.. and emotions get the best of us.. sometimes..” You quietly laughed, coughing out some blood in the process.

Satan’s eyes widened.. oh how did he deserve such a sweet.. soul.. a precious human of all people to love him..

Giving you a kiss on the lips.. as you kissed him back with all the energy you had left..

He then felt your hand leaving his as your body met the floor.. you still smiling as your soul left the body..

“I- It’s ok..” You softly whispered with the little bits of energy you had remaining..

“N- NO..”

Satan couldn’t process what was happening.. you just died because of his..

All he did was scream as the moonlight showed your limped body.

Books later were ripped to shreds that night.. never wanting to come out of his room again..

Asmo

What?

He never expected to feel sad by this.. but he couldn’t stop crying seeing your beautiful form, all bruised up..

He wasn’t there because he..

“A- Asmo.. your here..!” Your voice joyed seeing him.. but his face in horror seeing you..

He caressed you, sobbing horribly..

“M- MC.. I’M SO SORRY..!” He meant it and you saw it..

He truly cared for you.. and oh how much you smiled seeing that, you admired his beauty since you met him.. and believed he cared about others than himself..

“I- I knew you c-cared about me..” You laughed at the end of your sentence, starting to feel dark, losing eyesight..

“Honey.. I always have..” He croaked as he he kissed you suddenly.. the kiss felt so magical..

“T- Thank you Asmodeus..” You quietly croaked, starting to meet the floor..

“NOOO.. MC!”

But.. you were gone.. as Asmo just cried in your dead bodies chest..

He never wanted to do anything with his beauty anymore.. he just started to smoke when he felt depressed..

Beel

No.. no.. way your dying.. not another.. because of him..

“B- Beel.. shhhhh” You gasped out as he sobbed horribly.. getting flashbacks of how he chose Belphie instead of Lilith..

“I’m sorry..” His voice was muffled in your neck..

“I could’ve done better..-.”

“Shh, B- Beel no.. don’t blame yourself for my death.. promise me.. you will be the fun Beel.. ok..?”

He looked up at you, his expression obviously super sad and filled with tears.. but nodded as he felt your soul leaving..

He suddenly kissed you.. a pleasant goodbye he wanted to give you before you moved on..

You smiled into the kiss, saying a ‘I love you’ as your soul left, your head falling backward.

He just cried.. he couldn’t say anything.. you were gone.. and he couldn’t do anything.. but then he remembered the promise you gave him.. and always made sure of it.

But he always gets nightmares of you when he thinks about you.. he just misses you so much..

Belphie

No. Your not dying. Not like this.

He held you against him, the impact of the room filled with sadness..

No way.. not again..

“B-Belphie..-.”

“No.. shut up.. your not doing this.. your not dying on ME!”

Belohie did not want to lose another person in his life..

His sister.. NOT HIS LOVER TO!

“I don’t want.. to d- die either Belphie.. but.. I can’t hold on much l- longer..”

You could feel yourself drifting away from reality, you wanted to stay.. not have Belphie suffer but..

“B- Belphie.. please promise me.. you won’t go on a r- rampage.. after this..” You gasped.. barley breathing.

He knew you meant those words.. but he didn’t know how he would live after your gone..

“I love you.. S- so much..” You whispered, as he just stared at you with some tears starting to form in his eyes..

You started closing your eyes.. as he suddenly kissed you with force.. not wanting you to go.. but he felt nothing in the kiss as it did before.

You went limp..

“Ha.. haha..” Belphie felt as if he’s going crazy.. humans really are something.. and he never wanted anything to do with one after that.. but always kept your promise.

He hates sleeping after that.. the nightmares and stupid dreams always had you in it.. as he cried in the night.

LUCIFER’S SMILEEEE PLEASE- THIS IS THE MOST ADORABLE THING

Mammon really is his favorite brother, this is so adorable, we need MOREEEEEEE

Made this edit around 3 am.. 😀✌️

What about head cannons for what type of cars the brothers/side characters would drive?

THANK YOU FOR THE REQUEST

(I DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT CARS SO ILL TRY MY BEST TO MAKE THIS AS ACCURATE AS POSSIBLE)

This is part 1, I’ll do part 2 (the side characters) later

Pt.1-type of cars that the brothers would drive :>

Lucifer:

I feel like he would drive a 2022 black Dodge Charger

Why? You may ask. I have no idea I just get a feeling

Kidding, I feel like he can get around pretty fast and if there was a car the screamed ‘dominate’ that would be the car

He doesn’t drive it a lot since he works from home and the only places he usually goes is to RAD and the Lords castle.

He used to have a 2016 which looked pretty similar but Mammon convinced him to change it up so he looked more ‘modern’

“Heyyyyyy Luciferrrrr,” Mammon lazily said as he tried to catch up to Lucifer, they were walking to RAD and Mammon had noticed Lucifer’s car. Lucifer turned towards Mammon unimpressed thinking that he was gonna ask for his credit card back and was now ready to say no to him again for the 1000th time. “You should really change your car, 2016 was soooooo long ago.” Mammon said exaggerating the ‘so’ to make his point that 2016 had pasted a pretty long time ago. Lucifer raised his eyebrows taken by surprised that mammon didn’t ask him for the credit card, he looked forward again and throughout the school day he really thought about it. ‘There’s nothing wrong with my car? Why should I change it? It’s just a car I don’t even use it…Maybe MC will like it..hm maybe’ And as you know but the end of the day he ended up getting a new car. That night he invite MC for a drive around his favorite parts of the devildom.

Mammon:

MY FAVORITE BOY

Ok, from the looks of it he seems to have a 1969 Ford Mustang in his room

For me it seems that he like classical cars, no other reason than that in the human realm they are pretty valuable(money wise)

He pretty much drives a similar one since the one he has in his room is for ‘exhibit’

So what I’ve come to think is that he drives a 1955 chevy bel air

I know it’s way off from the 1969 Ford Mustang in his room but whenever I think about Mammon driving a car, that’s the car I imagine he drives.

“Yo yo yo! MC lets go drive around the devildom! I’ll even get us food, my treat!” Mammon grinned as he jiggled the keys to his car. MC smiled at him as they walked towards Mammon and followed him to his car. They both got on and drove around, stopped to get food, and hang around.

Leviathan:

THIS MAN DOESNT DRIVE

But for the sake of this head canon I’m gonna say 2021 chevrolet corvette

It seems super modern and easy to drive?

☹️that’s all I can think of

Oh but don’t forget the anime stickers all over

“H-hey MC, if you ever need to go somewhere…you can always ask me for a ride.”

Satan:

WOOO SATAN

Ok so like Levi, I feel like he doesn’t drive since He has very few places to go

But if I were to think of one it would probably be 2019 Honda Insight

It’s a pretty regular car, I don’t think he would really care about what kind of car it is

All he care about is that it works so there ya go

Satan had showed his car to MC for the first time, “Oh? It looks..normal?” Satan chuckles at their respond. “Well yes, it does the job of getting me around so I don’t really care how the car looks”

Asmodeus:

THIS GUY, OK HEAR ME OUT

A pink limousine

This man can’t drive for shit, so he needs someone to drive for him

Probably gets one of his simps to drive him around with it

“Won’t you be a dear and drive for me?~” Asmo says as he winks at the demon in front of him. The demon of course takes the bate and does as he says.

Beelzebub:

A truck

That’s all

It’s a truck

But if you want me to be specific then a 2021 Ford F-150

Beel is big boy who needs a big veiahle

And a truck is the right thing for him

“Lucifer, I like this one.” Beel tells Lucifer as he puts his hand on the Ford. Lucifer saw that it was big and was pretty much the best for Beel. Lucifer nods as he guides beel to the dealer.

Belphagor:

Beel

Thats all

THIS MAN IS LITERALLY THE AVATAR OF SLOTH HE WILL FALL ASLEEP ON THE ROAD

And he once did

We was driving Lucifer’s old car and feel asleep, he crashed

Lucifer ended up giving him his old car since when he got the new one he didn’t know what to do with the old one

So in conclusion he would drive a 2016 black Dodge Charger

But like I said he crashed it so now they have it in the garage and Beel just takes him everywhere

Belphie yawns and he wakes up from a loud crashing sound, as he opens his eyes he sees his car and someone else’s crashed together. “Huh? What the fuck happened?” Belphie almost gets arrested if it wasn’t for Lucifer go got him out last second. Of course the first born thought it would have been a good punishment but Beel wouldn’t stop begging him.

WOOOOOOOOO I DID IT OO ILL GO PART 2 LATER

The only way for me to do my sketchbook homework for my art class is by inserting my current obsession. (Hey people who make merch if you need ideas, might i suggest a shaker of then 7 sins as little ds... Please)