Just Downloaded Nightbringer Wish Me Luck I Think I’ll Need It…….

Now I’m 25 and the corn are also still very crunchy!!!!!!

I’m pretty sure cup noodles are only supposed to cook for 3 minutes….it’s been 24 years and I think the corn is still crunchy. I am a 24 year old cup noodle with crunchy corn, I’m not proud of it but what else is there to be at this point.

Obey me has me in a brain rot chokehold.

The votes came in and I delivered hopefully, so here’s obey me brain rot pt. 3

Underrated and yet still best boys

Here are some random and oddly specific Obey me headcanons

(I’m almost done OG obey me and I haven’t touched NB yet so if these are brought up or proven wrong in game please ignore the wrong one)

-Mammon needs glasses and doesn’t know it, he bought prescription sunglasses without realizing they were he bought them because they were more expensive so they must be better and he can see better he doesn’t understand that it’s because he needs glasses

-Satan will occasionally swap Lucifer’s coffee with decaf

-Belphie can actually holds his liquor. He could beat asmo in a drinking contest but never stays awake long enough to actually make it through one not because he’s drunk but because he’s belphie

-Satan has cosplayed with Levi, once as Neko maids and the other was from a magical girl detective series (with a manga and light novel adaptation)

-Beel has a few foods he doesn’t like to eat (other than Solomon’s cooking) he doesn’t like broccoli or asparagus from the human realm he will still eat it but doesn’t particularly like how it tastes

- Lucifer knows satan swaps his normal coffee with decaf he just always can’t tell right away especially when it’s his 3rd all nighter

-Levi on occasion has asked asmo for help finding or applying make up for cosplay

-some of the brothers have very cold hands and some have super warm hands. The brothers with warm hands are Lucifer, satan, Beel, Belphie (also in the warm hand camp is Diavolo and Simeon) the brothers with cold hands are Asmo, Mammon, and Levi (also in the cold hands category is Barbatos and Solomon)

-Mammons belt feather clip is actually feathers that Lucifer dropped when they first fell and his first crows feather.

-Asmo hates almost all mint flavors, but on occasion will be ok with peppermint breath spray

-Belphie HATES dark chocolate

-Solomon wears boxers

-Beel has eaten aquarium rocks thinking it was rock candy

-Barbatos loves chewing mints and ice

-Diavolo bites ice cream but never experienced brain freeze

-Asmo and Mammon love maple syrup in ice coffee

-Levi has two tanks in his room he will soak in one is salt water one is fresh water

-Mammon can do more pull ups than Beel but Beel is overall stronger than Mammon

-Mammons body wash smells like Honey

-Levi showers regularly with soap and uses deodorant he doesn’t want to smell bad he has a very strong sense of smell (however the soap is very cheap ocean spray scented 3 in 1)

-Satan uses Irish spring bar soap

-Mammon tried dying his hair gold but it didn’t stick

-if Satans hair grows too long his hair will start gets black streaks or the ends will turn black so bleach and haircuts

-Luke refuses to let Beel lick the spoon because the first time he let him he ate the spoon

-Asmo loves Rose Wine from the human realm

-Mammon will only drink honey milk tea from the human realm

-Belphie and Beel love marshmallows

-Satan told Mammon and Beel that you should wash cotton candy before eating it they both did, Satan got yelled at by MC

- MC will use salt circles to keep certain things safe from Mammon and Lucifer

Duck it.

Thank you so much for tagging me in this. I’m always slightly nervous doing these but it’s fun!

i’m over 5'5 / i wear glasses and contacts / i have blonde hair / i often wear sweatshirts / i prefer loose clothing over tight clothes / i have one or two piercings / i have at least one tattoo / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails / i typically wear makeup / i don’t often smile / rbf / i play sports / i play an instrument / i know more than one language / i can cook or bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / i’ve never dated anyone / i have a best friend i’ve known for over five years / i am an only child

All right y’all let’s see who I should tag @dragongamer0713 @miss-u-sow-match and anyone else who’s ready to tell people how short or tall you are

tag game 🤭

rules: color the sentence that's true about you

i’m over 5'5 / i wear glasses or contacts / i have blonde hair / i often wear sweatshirts / i prefer loose clothing over tight clothes / i have one or two piercings / i have at least one tattoo / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails / i typically wear makeup / i don’t often smile / resting bitch face / i play sports / i play an instrument / i know more than one language / i can cook or bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / i’ve never dated anyone / i have a best friend i’ve known for over five years / i am an only child

this is a whole lot of yellow lmfao

no pressure tags: @marthawrites @schniiipsel @aemonddtargaryen @aemondsbabe @adragonprinceswhore @arcielee @black-dread @lovelykhaleesiii @aemondsbabygirl @valeskafics @connorsui

What pet names the obey me brothers use

Lucifer

- Darling

- Dearest / Dear

- My little pet / Pet

- Little one

Mammon

- Treasure

- Babe

- Doll face

- Lucky charm

- Sexy

Levi

To be honest I can’t see him using pet names maybe try to use one once or twice but nothing consistent. When he tries it would probably be along the lines of

- Henry

- Pog champ

- Hime-sama

- Schmoopy

Satan

- beloved

- kitten

- my love

- Kitty

- Light of my life

- My dearest

Asmo

basically if it’s a cute pet name he’ll use it some of his favorites are

- sexy

- Beautiful

- Pookie

- Darling

- Cutie pie

- Princess

- Hot stuff

- Boo

Beel

- Cupcake

- Muffin

- Honey

- Hon / Hun

- Bunbun

- Bunny / Honey bun

Belphie

- Starlight

- Star

- Moon pie

- Cuddles

- Nuzzle Nuz

- My favorite pillow

Warning I will be rambling and yap im not sure how much sense it will make but buckle up if you’re willing to read thank you

While I’m not one to really voice my opinions on specific chapters until they’re completely done I feel this one needs to be spoken about more. Mainly because I feel this chapter has a lot of nuance in it, the way it read to me is very different. It almost felt like Simeon had the overwhelming sense of responsibility to take care of Luke and Raphael and felt guilty for causing them both so much sadness seeing his want and desire to be a demon as selfish. I honestly felt that Simeon would much prefer to be a demon (or stay a human if necessary) much more than ever becoming an angel again, the line “I’m no longer running away” feels like it would fit better if he did become a demon or stayed a human being able to acknowledging that he can’t keep trying to stay on both sides and and not taking the time to think about what he wants for himself and not feel the need to constantly do things for others. His reason for being turned human instead of a demon is because he would’ve greatly preferred being a demon hence his punishment was being turned human and not demon like his brothers. He saw how happy everyone was after they fell and they all care for each other like they did in the celestial realm. But again he still felt responsible for causing Luke and Raphael to feel abandoned so he pushed his wants away and he only became an angel again because he said out loud he wouldn’t mind it and since father and Micheal wanted to get Simeon back to the celestial realm they took the opportunity to do so while he had that window of guilt and shame for “being selfish”. If it was just babel that made him an angel because he truly wanted it I don’t think it would transfer over or even really effect anything again everything that happened in babel didn’t really happen outside of that little pocket babel is in. So all in all I feel this whole thing with Simeon ended in the opposite direction it should’ve, I’m not saying that anyone’s wrong or right since it is what it is but I just needed to yap about my opinion on the story.

The End of Simeon’s Journey

In the end whether he became a demon or an angel was up to him. He had to want to be an angel again, he had to miss and love his home and friends. If he didn’t care at all then why be one? It makes perfect sense, it was a deliberate journey of self discovery that could have easily gone either way.

Something More Curious…

The biggest part I wanna talk about though is that not even six of seven of the strongest demons in hell noticed Simeon was no longer human or demon, but LUKE DID

Lucifer and the game have hinted many times that Luke has seraph potential and I believe he will be on Michael’s level one day. The little angle is going straight to the top.

The confirmation. Simeon is an angel again and it’s what he wants. It had to be his decision in the end.

So basically remove or relocate all of the non obey me posts to either another blog or just remove over all