Hey Everyone Just Wanted To Give You All A Heads Up I’m Working On Some More Stuff And One Of Them

Dumb? Dense? Both

(This may or may not have been based off an actual interaction I had back in high school) So again I’m working with mobile, sorry for any grammar or spelling mistakes

Satan: The person I like doesn’t seem to notice I have feelings for them, I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints I could think of for like a year now.

MC: Wow. They sound stupid.

Satan: They’re not. They’re really smart, just very dense. I’m trying to figure out how to make it more clear.

MC: Maybe you need to be even more obvious? Like… point blank “Hey! I love you!”

Satan: I guess you’re right. Hey MC, I love you.

MC: see! Just say that!

Satan: Holy fucking shit.

MC: If that flies over their head then, sorry, but they're too dumb for you.

Satan: I want to kill you

MC: Woah! I just helped you with your love life and that's how you treat me?!?

Satan: You are my love life!

*a while after I posted this I also realized this would work for belphie and MC as well*

Underrated and yet still best boys

Who wants another random head cannon?

I feel like the salt circle theory was never fully tested, Solomon said it was a thing and of course the brothers wanted to test it so Solomon made a salt circle but when any of them tried passing into a salt circle Solomon added a curse shocked the brothers whenever they got close (just a not so mild zap basic shock collar idea) Satan later found out that it’s a superstition from the human realm (probably tested it himself and had no trouble) but didn’t tell any of his brothers because why not see how long it takes the others (especially Lucifer) to find out.

What pet names the obey me brothers use

Lucifer

- Darling

- Dearest / Dear

- My little pet / Pet

- Little one

Mammon

- Treasure

- Babe

- Doll face

- Lucky charm

- Sexy

Levi

To be honest I can’t see him using pet names maybe try to use one once or twice but nothing consistent. When he tries it would probably be along the lines of

- Henry

- Pog champ

- Hime-sama

- Schmoopy

Satan

- beloved

- kitten

- my love

- Kitty

- Light of my life

- My dearest

Asmo

basically if it’s a cute pet name he’ll use it some of his favorites are

- sexy

- Beautiful

- Pookie

- Darling

- Cutie pie

- Princess

- Hot stuff

- Boo

Beel

- Cupcake

- Muffin

- Honey

- Hon / Hun

- Bunbun

- Bunny / Honey bun

Belphie

- Starlight

- Star

- Moon pie

- Cuddles

- Nuzzle Nuz

- My favorite pillow

Duck it.

Would anyone be interested in some random headcannons about my newest hyper fixation?

Here are some random and oddly specific Obey me headcanons

(I’m almost done OG obey me and I haven’t touched NB yet so if these are brought up or proven wrong in game please ignore the wrong one)

-Mammon needs glasses and doesn’t know it, he bought prescription sunglasses without realizing they were he bought them because they were more expensive so they must be better and he can see better he doesn’t understand that it’s because he needs glasses

-Satan will occasionally swap Lucifer’s coffee with decaf

-Belphie can actually holds his liquor. He could beat asmo in a drinking contest but never stays awake long enough to actually make it through one not because he’s drunk but because he’s belphie

-Satan has cosplayed with Levi, once as Neko maids and the other was from a magical girl detective series (with a manga and light novel adaptation)

-Beel has a few foods he doesn’t like to eat (other than Solomon’s cooking) he doesn’t like broccoli or asparagus from the human realm he will still eat it but doesn’t particularly like how it tastes

- Lucifer knows satan swaps his normal coffee with decaf he just always can’t tell right away especially when it’s his 3rd all nighter

-Levi on occasion has asked asmo for help finding or applying make up for cosplay

-some of the brothers have very cold hands and some have super warm hands. The brothers with warm hands are Lucifer, satan, Beel, Belphie (also in the warm hand camp is Diavolo and Simeon) the brothers with cold hands are Asmo, Mammon, and Levi (also in the cold hands category is Barbatos and Solomon)

-Mammons belt feather clip is actually feathers that Lucifer dropped when they first fell and his first crows feather.

-Asmo hates almost all mint flavors, but on occasion will be ok with peppermint breath spray

-Belphie HATES dark chocolate

-Solomon wears boxers

-Beel has eaten aquarium rocks thinking it was rock candy

-Barbatos loves chewing mints and ice

-Diavolo bites ice cream but never experienced brain freeze

-Asmo and Mammon love maple syrup in ice coffee

-Levi has two tanks in his room he will soak in one is salt water one is fresh water

-Mammon can do more pull ups than Beel but Beel is overall stronger than Mammon

-Mammons body wash smells like Honey

-Levi showers regularly with soap and uses deodorant he doesn’t want to smell bad he has a very strong sense of smell (however the soap is very cheap ocean spray scented 3 in 1)

-Satan uses Irish spring bar soap

-Mammon tried dying his hair gold but it didn’t stick

-if Satans hair grows too long his hair will start gets black streaks or the ends will turn black so bleach and haircuts

-Luke refuses to let Beel lick the spoon because the first time he let him he ate the spoon

-Asmo loves Rose Wine from the human realm

-Mammon will only drink honey milk tea from the human realm

-Belphie and Beel love marshmallows

-Satan told Mammon and Beel that you should wash cotton candy before eating it they both did, Satan got yelled at by MC

- MC will use salt circles to keep certain things safe from Mammon and Lucifer

Who else is crying about the obey me game? They said it’s not the end of obey me but everything they post and the fact they aren’t telling us anything about what “they have in the works” leads me to believe they’re dropping the series and leaving it to slowly fade.

🚨Unpopular opinion 🚨

Satnyan is a 1000x better nickname for Satan than Tannie! I will die on this hill