scarboryfairbanks
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I once had an assignment where we had to use AI and analyze how well the AI fulfilled the objective.
But like actual writing, real on god writing?
Why the fuck would you use AI, like you’re taking the fun out of it?
a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted
their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"
"Every writer"?
come on
2p! 🇸🇪&🇩🇰 commission
I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but I’m hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen days’ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.
My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813
*electric guitar riff*
And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like
this is what i imagine if germany and america were friends like all the fanfictions say (for context they faked their deaths and everyone thinks they died)
I decided to look around on spotify and found this beauty
"Tell Tale Heart" is the extreme reaction to "Miley Cyrus Blue Eyes"
Gods I want to know what the original image looked like.
Russian man in his natural habit (holding sunflower)
I hate that Belarus is straight :'(
no bela likes girls too she told me through email yesterday i swear
Since you don't mind, I'll explain the idea, isekai guy! the reader in one of the goals (hits from the moment of birth), a hothouse guy - a knight from a not very noble family, perhaps in one of the bad endings he dies, protecting the main character with his body ... romantic, right? but the MC does not think so, he is the only heir of the family, he needs to think about himself, and about his mother, and about his sisters (of which there are many, because his father had many concubines). If he dies, then they will all be in danger, because of this the MC decided not to pay attention to the saint - a commoner (MC of the game), and in order to look at girls at all, first you need to successfully marry off your beloved sisters, preferably to worthy men, and for this you need money. He loves all his sisters, his mother is the temporary head of the family (until the end of his studies) with the help of her son accepted the illegitimate children of her husband and is calmly waiting for the time when she can give control to her son (she is confident in him). Platonic! Yandere - this story is his mother, his sisters and his older sisters' husbands (his close friends), some of his sisters he bought out of brothels (it's clear where his father went) and helped them enter society, others he simply supported (girls in the Middle Ages, and they already have life and sugar, and they are also illegitimate children), and was the light. His brothers-in-law (his sisters' husbands) also care about him, since he helped many of them in difficult times in life and brought them together with their beloved spouses, but they are more in the background somewhere. And then the sisters find out about a coquette who seduced a prince, a duke and a magician (or rather, just started doing it), and suddenly began making eyes at their brother. They will not tolerate such a girl near their brother. How they will get rid of her, I will leave to your choice ...
Thank you for your attention. Have a nice day / night / evening
Ooooh this is a VERY good idea! Not sure I could do it justice with my lvl of skill to be honest? Cause it would take at least a few chapters to unfold.
Reader is def a Pillar of Strength. The "I'm going to try and do the right thing, because no one ELSE fucking will" sort? Who is pissed and heart sick at the treatment of his half sisters? Probably wants to bring his father back to life just to murder him himself.
Heck, he even has the concubines to worry about, assuming they were decent ladies. Those are his sister's MOMS. This is less a family and more a small LEGION. Noble blood or not, the house can only afford so much. ESPECIALLY after his father's fucking spending spree!
All HE really has is his body. His strength.
He can be a KNIGHT.
Try desperately to navigate the politics of having so many sister to marry off. Because? It's DEFINITELY making certain factions nervous? Marriages are ALLIANCES. They bind houses together!
Why are you trying to unit so many houses under your command, huh, boy? Up to something? Getting IDEAS???
No! No he is NOT! That and the constant background checks on the suitors. Education for the youngest. Education for HIMSELF. Because maybe if he marries some of his sister's abroad? There was a nice lord several nations over! But, shit, I don't speak that language! Guess I have to learn! Teach HER that language and the culture! Aaaaaaaah!
He?? Doesn't have TIME for romance! Are you KIDDING him?!
This is all ON TOP of managing the MESS of neglect his Family's lands have become! There are land disputes and bandits! Bridge inspections! Tax audits! YOU guys may be able to frolic around with the saintess, but HE is a Border Lord! His lands are both vital to the security of the county AND under his IMMEDIATE command!
Cannon Him was a negligent DUMBASS!
And? Obviously, he wouldn't be impressed by bloodline or wealth. Not for marriage prospects. He's not gonna SELL a family member just to make HIS life easier! Fuck that! We tighten the belt, sell a few ugly paintings, and ignore the sneers. We'll get through this. NO ONE is getting married to an abusive peice of shit on his watch.
So?
Second sons. Bastards. Those of poor birth but Great Ambition. Men who are BRILLIANT and SKILLED and ADORE their beautiful, magnificent, "how the FUCK did I get this lucky, every day is a dream" wives. Who turn around, WITH their beloved wife, and...
Want to Take Care of their poor, poor beleaguered Brother~♡.
The man who gave them THE WORLD. Who SUFFERS under the weight of it. Struggles and fights, exhausted, against an endless sea of FILTH trying to tear his family apart. Destroy him. When was the last time HE rested? Was taken care off? Relaxed? He tries so, so hard to protect THEM. They just... just want to be there for HIM, you know?
Be HIS support.
Have him turn around, relieved, smiling and say "oh thank goodness it's YOU! I can rest easy now, knowing YOU are here. I Needed You Here, You've Got This, I Trust You."
But then? THEN??? As his BELOVED family is gathering around? Preparing to... subtly... GENTLY, mind you! Maneuver him back towards home and out of all this STRESSFUL politics and gold gathering and general drudgery? That frilly little "Saintess", who does NOT seem terribly Holy if you ask them, sets her covetous eyes on THEIR dearest Brother/Brother-in-law/Son!
Don't Saints have TEMPLE Duties? Hmmmm? Unlike THEIR Brother, seems SOMEONE here has NEGLECTED their Duty! Holy my ASS. Have you even stepped FOOT in the Temple in the last DECADE? When did you last PRAY? Perform sacred rights? Cleansing rituals?
Besides! WE don't even FOLLOW those Gods! Yeah, didn't stop to ASK about that, DID YA?! No, you presumptuous *Censored!*! This country may have a STATE religion, but it doesn't enforce it upon others! Because it goes AGAINST said religion! We follow a local God from a different pantheon! *shouted theological rant by Sister number 6, the religious scholarly one.*
It'd be hilarious. One man's journey to take care of his family. That spirals WILDLY out of control with an endless serious of "oh... just one more thing..." and trying to find a SINGLE FUCKING DECENT MAN in the whole shit show of a country for his sister's to marry?
Only to accidentally?
Stumble upon "yandere" as the winning formula, not knowing it. They don't drink. Don't gamble. Would NEVER lay a hand on their beloved spouse. Are romantics and respectful, ambitious and want to make a good life for their family's. Extremely Loyal. Did he mention ADORE their spouses? Not JUST for their youthful beauty? No, no, for THEM. These guys will love them FOREVER.
It's perfect! *each red flag makes a whooshing noise as it sails merrily riiiight over his head* hmm? You hear something?
Unfortunately? Or fortunately, depending on the angle? They are IN to that! Freak to freak behavior! Yandere on Yandere marriages. WHOLE fuckin bloodline is probably cursed now. Rip everyone in THAT region. Cause that's a timebomb waiting to go off horrificly.
But not yet!
Right now? It's just interesting~☆
tomarrymort dynamics...for ME
(and of course)
A literal crime that this absolute BANGER of a username is a bot
Who Was Killed?- England: alright, no strong feelings about this one
Reported The Body- Nyo!Germany: That tracks, she seems like the responsible type
Who is Your Partner- Austria: I don't feel like this is going to be too productive but it could be much worse
The Grieving Widow- Nyo!Germany: ?!?! I mean, I guess that makes sense why she reported the body?
Your Clue- Perfume smell: god I would get such a headache from that
Who Saw Him Alive Last- France: Help why does this make sense
Prime Suspect- FINLAND??? HUH???
Suspected Accomplice- LATVIA???
Was Killed After Being Questioned- ESTONIA??? That's it Latvia ain't a suspect anymore. Unless Estonia faked his death, which feels like something he would do
Ran From The Police- Canada, my guy, what do you know?
Gave You & Your Partner A Clue- Nyo!Germany: she is out here doing The Most
Skipped Town- Hungary: good on you, but perhaps that's why my partner here is Austria
Who You Convicted For The Crimes- Poland: Be gay do crimes
Who Actually Did It?- LITHUANIA! What did you do to Estonia??? Also, he definitely planned this with Poland.
YOU CAN HAVE DOUBLES WITH ANYONE BUT THE PERSON WHO IS DEAD FOR OBVIOUS REASONS. IF YOU GET THEM FOR SOMETHING ELSE YOU HAVE TO ROLL AGAIN. OBVIOSULY IF SOMETHING DOES NOT MAKE SINCE YOU CAN RETRY TOO. (LIKE YOUR PARTNER RUNNING FROM YOU AND HIM. HE CAN'T RUN BECAUSE HE'S THERE. STUFF LIKE THAT.)Don't forget to put your results in the notes so everyone can see your wild and wacky time!
For Google Chrome and mobile use screen shots. If not you will get the base choice not a random one. If you are using something else you can use the click and drag method for a randomized choice.
I've been really into the Noir aesthetic lately, been reading a mystery and watching old black and white movies. So I thought I would throw both of my niches together. Other Games: Your Hetalia Love Story Cliché Prom Experience Hetalia Christmas Party Your Hetalia Gakuen story
Answer Key (To make posting results easier) Who Was Killed?- Reported The Body- Who is Your Partner- The Grieving Widow- Your Clue- Who Saw Him Alive Last- Prime Suspect- Suspected Accomplice- Was Killed After Being Questioned- Ran From The Police- Gave You & Your Partner A Clue- Skipped Town- Who You Convicted For The Crimes- Who Actually Did It?-
Comments:
Spain you Pandejo; Russia has to do so many things around here; of course Estonia is the Blueprint Guy; Locksmith + Inside Guy = Bro just handed us the keys huh; Latvia knows the vents.
(Screenshot/click and drag game) So I don't know if you knew this or not but you're putting together a heist! You're going after a prized diamond locked down in an underground vault in a secure building. Sounds tricky right? Well It's a good thing you assembled a team of hardened professional criminals to help you... Oh what's that? You didn't do that? Bummer. Well here's a list of the guys I got. Everyone here has a special skill. But will you assign them to the right task so you can steal the Diamond and head off to Guam to live the rest of your lives in luxury? Or will you pick wrong and head to the slammer? I put together a list of the jobs you need. Good Luck. Oh yeah and remember! FIRST CHOICE IS THE CHOICE DON'T KEEP GOING UNTIL YOU GET WHO YOU WANT. unless you get doubles then you can try again! CHROME- SCREENSHOT. SMARTPHONE- SCREENSHOT. EVERYOTHER BROWSER- CLICK AND DRAG. Mastermind- You are the mastermind behind this outfit. Your Partner In Crime- Your right hand man Con Artist/Distraction- Someone has to come up with a way to keep the guard occupied. Hacker- Knows everything about computers Locksmith- Cracking a safe now days is not as easy as it used to be Explosive Expert- If all else fails... The Brawn- If something goes wrong you'll need this guy. he's a martial arts expert (hopefully) Get Away Driver- Someone who can lose the heat Medic- If someone is shot you can't just take them to teh hospital... Make-up Artist- Someone has to make sure you all don't LOOK like you're robbing the place Pick Pocket- Stealing a key? You'll need him Weapons Expert- A guy who can get guns and knows how to use them Blueprint Guy- You'll need someone who knows teh building inside and out Inside guy- Someone who has worked there, knows the people and protocol Thief- When the time comes he'll be the one nabbing the diamond hopefully not setting off alarms Escape Artist- Need to make a quick escape from the building? He's your guy! Betrays you all- Someone may sell you out. That's the risk we take in this business. Why could they have done it? get out of jail time? Wants to take teh diamond for themselves? Who knows the motive, it's based on the person and for you to decide.
Let's Assemble The Boys!
((Don't forget to share your results and let us know in the tags if you think the Heist went well or not!))
Answer Key Below for easy posting>>
Partner In Crime- Con Artist- Make-Up Artist- Weapons Expert- Explosives Expert- Hacker- Enforcer- Medic- Blueprint Guy- Lock Smith- Pick Pocket- Inside Man- Escape Artist- Cat Burgler- Get Away Driver-
Belated Eesti's day comic! 🇪🇪 Seriously I’m just in awe with the dedication of making things online and hassle-free 🥹😭
Reference 👇
e-estonia
The marriage & divorce one is just updated at the beginning of 2023 😳
((Cmiiw or feel free to add if you have any related updates!!))
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
I once forgot to pack my multitool and didn’t realize so I had to slowly pry it off with whatever was in my backpack.
Safety Scissors.
picture this, i give you a glass bottle and tell you to open it, but bottle openers are forbidden, how do you do it?
Yan!Batfam x Neglected!Reader idea:
A Reader who gets obsessed with the family. Like, they're pushed into the shadows and instead of agonizing, they understand that yes, that's where they're supposed to be. In the shadows. Obsessing over the family like a shadow in the corner. Making plushies of them to scatter around their room. Pages upon pages of handwritten notes on each member and their lives. Paintings and doodles. Dolls of different materials made to their likeness. Photographies even on the ceiling. Videos and audio recordings. Jewelry made with their hair.
And by the Heavens will they beat up some thugs to death if they try to bother the Bats, because "small flies like them shouldn't make the Family waste their time"
And then, when the BatFamily finally pays attention to them, they really don't know what to do because Reader firmly believe they're where they belong: not as part of the family, but as the shadow always watching from far away. Sure, there is no need to kidnap Reader or anything, they are very willing to stay with the family, but... They are extremely resistant to actually accepting the Bats as their family because, again, it's not their "role in life". The only one they genuinely see as family is Alfred, who they are as a beloved grandfather.
Somehow, the Yandere BatFamily seem relatively normal compared to Yandere Reader.
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”