The Votes Came In And I Delivered Hopefully, So Here’s Obey Me Brain Rot Pt. 3

So I’m still trying to figure out what spam liking is and im still not totally clear, but if I’ve ever spam liked your stuff just know I’m not trying to be a bother or anything I just truly love your work so if it bothers you please let me know. Like i might’ve mentioned before I believe like spamming got me blocked from reading fics from someone’s blog I really liked and i can only image it’s from like spamming (i never spoke to them or sent them anything or even commented on their stuff). But I’m rambling I just needed to ramble and apologize.

Ok I just started Nightbringer does anyone have any hints,tips, or just general advice? I went from OG obey me to this and I’m trying to figure out what I’m doing…..like what am I doing, I’m back to square one.

So I hope I’m not alone in this but for the longest time I couldn’t imagine Simeon using a quill/pen and paper to write his books. I know he’s terrible with technology so I just pictured him using a super old computer. Why? I still don’t know I could’ve gone for something like a type writer but no my brain said dial up would probably work in the celestial realm right? Like why am I like this.

For anyone wondering this is what i imagine he’d use to work on his books (not both at once but definitely one of these)

I might delete this later I don’t know if any of this makes sense.

Here are some random and oddly specific Obey me headcanons

(I’m almost done OG obey me and I haven’t touched NB yet so if these are brought up or proven wrong in game please ignore the wrong one)

-Mammon needs glasses and doesn’t know it, he bought prescription sunglasses without realizing they were he bought them because they were more expensive so they must be better and he can see better he doesn’t understand that it’s because he needs glasses

-Satan will occasionally swap Lucifer’s coffee with decaf

-Belphie can actually holds his liquor. He could beat asmo in a drinking contest but never stays awake long enough to actually make it through one not because he’s drunk but because he’s belphie

-Satan has cosplayed with Levi, once as Neko maids and the other was from a magical girl detective series (with a manga and light novel adaptation)

-Beel has a few foods he doesn’t like to eat (other than Solomon’s cooking) he doesn’t like broccoli or asparagus from the human realm he will still eat it but doesn’t particularly like how it tastes

- Lucifer knows satan swaps his normal coffee with decaf he just always can’t tell right away especially when it’s his 3rd all nighter

-Levi on occasion has asked asmo for help finding or applying make up for cosplay

-some of the brothers have very cold hands and some have super warm hands. The brothers with warm hands are Lucifer, satan, Beel, Belphie (also in the warm hand camp is Diavolo and Simeon) the brothers with cold hands are Asmo, Mammon, and Levi (also in the cold hands category is Barbatos and Solomon)

-Mammons belt feather clip is actually feathers that Lucifer dropped when they first fell and his first crows feather.

-Asmo hates almost all mint flavors, but on occasion will be ok with peppermint breath spray

-Belphie HATES dark chocolate

-Solomon wears boxers

-Beel has eaten aquarium rocks thinking it was rock candy

-Barbatos loves chewing mints and ice

-Diavolo bites ice cream but never experienced brain freeze

-Asmo and Mammon love maple syrup in ice coffee

-Levi has two tanks in his room he will soak in one is salt water one is fresh water

-Mammon can do more pull ups than Beel but Beel is overall stronger than Mammon

-Mammons body wash smells like Honey

-Levi showers regularly with soap and uses deodorant he doesn’t want to smell bad he has a very strong sense of smell (however the soap is very cheap ocean spray scented 3 in 1)

-Satan uses Irish spring bar soap

-Mammon tried dying his hair gold but it didn’t stick

-if Satans hair grows too long his hair will start gets black streaks or the ends will turn black so bleach and haircuts

-Luke refuses to let Beel lick the spoon because the first time he let him he ate the spoon

-Asmo loves Rose Wine from the human realm

-Mammon will only drink honey milk tea from the human realm

-Belphie and Beel love marshmallows

-Satan told Mammon and Beel that you should wash cotton candy before eating it they both did, Satan got yelled at by MC

- MC will use salt circles to keep certain things safe from Mammon and Lucifer

So I made and posted on Mobile so please excuse my poor grammar and spelling mistakes

The Brothers and Dateables search history

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Diavolo

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Barbatos

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Simeon

*he couldn’t figure out how to open the search engine*

Luke

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Now I’m 25 and the corn are also still very crunchy!!!!!!

I’m pretty sure cup noodles are only supposed to cook for 3 minutes….it’s been 24 years and I think the corn is still crunchy. I am a 24 year old cup noodle with crunchy corn, I’m not proud of it but what else is there to be at this point.

Brain rot pt. 4, Luke a.k.a the fictional child I would adopt immediately.

So MHA is definitely giving me alot of inspiration for more collages I’ve made a lot but I thought I’d drop them when I had more than a few done

Who wants another random head cannon?

I feel like the salt circle theory was never fully tested, Solomon said it was a thing and of course the brothers wanted to test it so Solomon made a salt circle but when any of them tried passing into a salt circle Solomon added a curse shocked the brothers whenever they got close (just a not so mild zap basic shock collar idea) Satan later found out that it’s a superstition from the human realm (probably tested it himself and had no trouble) but didn’t tell any of his brothers because why not see how long it takes the others (especially Lucifer) to find out.