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fic recs of the week:

Bury Me Face Down by historical_allusions

Batfam, Complete, 8 Chapters, 42,303 Words

Every time Jason dies he wakes up back in his coffin again.

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I'll Sleep When I'm Dead by iizukuus

MHA, Complete, 6 Chapters, 42,428 Words

Todoroki gets hit with a quirk that makes it impossible for him to sleep, his classmates have to watch his hold on reality crumble as each day goes by.

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Holy Early Days, Batman! by Amateum

Batfam, Complete, 1 Chapter, 7,394 Words

Dick time/dimension travels and gets dropped into an early days justice league meeting, of course he decides to mess with them while he's there.

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Boyfriend vs. Boy(space)friend and How Kuroo Tetsurou Apparently Can't Tell the Difference by LavendarSilver10

Haikyuu, Complete, 1 Chapter, 14,751 Words

Kenma has tried to confess to Kuroo dozens of times, unluckily for him, Kuroo is denser than a fucking brick and doesn't take his confessions seriously.

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Useless by coldandhotsoba

MHA, Complete, 1 Chapter, 4,134 Words

Shinsou gets mugged after getting locked out of his foster home for missing curfew.

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He's Ours Now by Lulu_Rhythm

Batfam, Complete, 1 Chapter, 20,546 Words

Red Hood gets adopted by his own goons after they realise how young he is

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fash punchers punch together by l_oves

Spiderverse, Complete, 1 Chapter, 3,424 Words

Hobie and Noir are BFFS and punch fascists together😘

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The Criminal Confuser and Coffee Shop Cryptid (Who Is Peter Parker?) by MerOrMerlin

Spiderman & Batfam, Complete, 1 Chapter, 3,212 Words

let's just say Peter is the most inconvenient person to be in the same coffee shop as the one you're trying to rob in Gotham, smh😒

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Common side effects by notallballs (notallbees)

Haikyuu, Complete, 16 Chapters, 89,900 Words

Kuroken reconnect after losing touch for years

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no wind, no rain, or winter's cold by ohhotlamb

Haikyuu, Complete, 1 Chapter, 2,895 Words

Kenma is having a bad day, Kuroo is ready to immediately rush to his side and offer comfort in the totally normal way you do with your totally *cough* "platonic" *cough* bff

fic recs of the week:

Paint Cans and Sneaking Out by CarrionCarnival

Batfam, Complete, 1 Chapter, 9,191 Words

Damian sneaks out regularly to meet up with his friends in the dark of night and spray paint murals around Gotham, what will he do when on one of these nights Nightwing ends up dropping in on him and his friends?

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The Unsolvable case by CactusJuice25

Batfam, Complete, 1 Chapter, 10,130 Words

Damian realises a case they've just started trying to solve the murder of was actually a mission he completed while still with the loa, he decides not to reveal this to his family in favour of seeing how long it takes them to figure out it was him that did it.

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Damian Wayne's Complete and Absolute Guide to Starting Over by Anonymous

Batfam, Incomplete, 19 Chapters, 66,490 Words

Damian is trying to figure out how to go about his life after being erased from everyone's memories, of course one way or another he keeps being swept into the vicinity of his family.

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Crawl Spaces by GodIsZombie

Batfam, Incomplete, 36 Chapters, 51,892 Words

Damian is confined to a bedroom far from the rest of the family after first arriving to Gotham, in an effort to find a more enclosed place to sleep he stumbles upon a tiny door leading to the crawl spaces between the walls of the manor.

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a little cliché (that's fine by me) by lethewren

Spiderman, Complete, 2 Chapters, 16,371 Words

Peter transfers to midtown high mid school year! the bruises he's always sporting give him a bit of a different reputation than he has in the movies, as usual MJ is trying to figure out wtf this guy's deal is.

fic recs of the week:

help me hold onto you by hollow_city

Spiderman, Complete, 1 Chapter, 3,624 Words

MJ realises Peter's been ignored by Tony since Germany, she decides that's unacceptable and goes off to track down some better mentors for Peter (I don't think it's a secret that I'm always down for a little Tony bashing lmao)

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If We Could Only Utter the Words Left Unsaid by TaintedCure

Batfam, Complete, 7 Chapters, 28,371 Words

Tim can travel back in time every time he dies!! he has to learn the hard way that Jason is able to remember all his deaths oh shit :0

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sometimes this city is nothing but smoke by bysine

MCU, Complete, 1 Chapter, 13,335 Words

Steve has a wee bit of a life crisis after retiring from being Captain America and having no clue wtf he's supposed to do with his life now, cue lots of gardening!

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A Clipped Wing Doesn't Mean You Can't Fly by thornsword

Haikyuu, Complete, 2 Chapters, 11,855 Words

Hinata has a prosthetic leg!!! was like run over by a car when he was 10 and was determined how to re-learn to walk with a prosthetic after seeing the tiny giant so he could play volleyball!!

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What Mountains We Buried on the Island of the Moon by sayasamax3

Haikyuu, Complete, 1 Chapter, 12,672 Words

Yamaguchi and Tsukishima are shipwrecked together on a deserted island! (can you tell I've been obsessed with Haikyuu survival fics lately lmao) they're so adorable jdbdbdhd yams is delirious for the first part of the fic and is convinced that he's a mountain and tsukki is the moon it's so funny tsukki continues to jokingly call yams "mountain-san" lmao

*Tim facing literally any problem*

Tim: "y'know, what if I just like, died rn"

(no but literally)

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fic: If We Could Only Utter the Words Left Unsaid by TaintedCure

fic recs of the week:

Two Dead Birds by InsaneTrollLogic

Batfam, Complete, 15 Chapters, 29,005 Words

There's some lunatic in a red helmet running through Jason's territory. He wants to think it's a copycat.

He's wrong.

(someones gonna have to pull the time travel trope from my cold dead hands cuz it's the only thing I've been reading rn lmao)

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Baby Boy by KuriTheDweeb

Team Red, Incomplete, 14 Chapters, 11,018 Words

Weasel's sudden and confusing introduction to the other two members of team red

(the chaos of the first chapter hooked me in so quickly lmao)

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Google Can't Fix This by loverotted

My Hero Academia, Complete, 1 Chapter, 1,602 Words

Midoriya is a fanfic author like us.

And like us, he googles the weirdest things in the name of angst.

It's all fine until he gets caught.

(trust that I will always read a fic where a character is a fanfic author because um hello? fanfic-ception? also this trope always eats so hell yeah)

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Imperfect Facial Symmetry by KingsHighway

Haikyuu, Complete, 1 Chapter, 11,324 Words

(USHITEN!! USHIJIMA IS GOOD AT DRAWING!!! I LOVE THEM SO MUCH THEYRE ADORABLE)

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The Island by KingsHighway

Haikyuu, Complete, 19 Chapters, 87,660 Words

The Haikyuu captains get caught in a plane crash and have to survive on a deserted island together!!!

(as a kid I was super obsessed with those bear grylls survival shows so I was SO PUMPED while reading this fic cuz like??? my childhood and current obsession mashed into one fic??? abso-fucking-lutely imma read the hell outta that)

fic recs of the week:

Dear Tim Drake (Sincerely, Me) by IzzyMRDB

Batfam, Complete, 1 Chapter, 2,010 Words

Tim 'Sincerely Me's his way into the Batfam

(someone save Bernard, he did not sign up for this)

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The Drake Family Jewels IzzyMRDB

Batfam, Incomplete, 14 Chapters, 16,571 Words

The Drakes, while criminals, do try really hard to be good parents and raise a normal child. Tim, who tries to be a normal kid, also really wants to be just like his parents.

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punk tactics by darkerintheday

Moon Knight, Complete, 1 Chapter, 2,331 Words

Moon Knight finds himself cornered during an alien invasion, without weapons he finds himself summoning the next possible option, Thor's hammer.

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justice is blind by Ford_Ye_Fiji

Daredevil, Complete, 1 Chapter, 2,071 Words

Foggy is mad. And Matt knows it.

(there are some misunderstandings after the Daredevil reveal, cue angst!)

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eyes like anvils (and storms for lungs) by doji_oji

Haikyuu, Complete, 5 Chapters, 6,797 Words

suga gets pneumonia at training camp. that's it, that's the plot.

(I love how the third years friendship is written in this fic so much they're adorable)

*Tim being thrown back in time and deciding to not get attached to past versions of his family*

Also Tim: *somehow ends up with baby Jason following him around like a duckling*

Tim: ...well fuck

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fic: A Family History Rewritten by MysticMalady, TheBestTinyDragon

Orphan (sweetly): If you murder anyone while we're on a mission, I will kick you in the crotch first.

Red Hood (tilting his head, confused): First?

Orphan (seriously): I know specific nerve endings can cause immense pain. I love you, I do, but you know my code. While we're working together, don’t kill anybody. That's all I ask, or…

Red Hood (playfully challenging): You'll hurt a specific part of my body that really hurts?

Orphan nodded, her expression unwavering.

Red Hood (grinning, impressed): You're hardcore, but that's what I enjoy about you. I have rubber bullets. They won't kill anyone, just really hurt.

Orphan tapped her chin, contemplating his words, then shrugged casually.

Orphan: That works. Let’s go, baby brother!

With a giggle, Orphan jumped onto Red Hood's back, her arms wrapping around his neck.

Red Hood (chuckling as he adjusted her weight): You are a few months older than me. Why are you on my back like a monkey?

Orphan (giggling): My feet are tired, and you're strong.

Red Hood (amused, shaking his head): You're annoying.

Despite his playful complaint, he took off running, carrying her piggyback, both of them laughing as they dashed into the night.

Talia (singing, talking to Jason on her phone): Have you forgotten the lessons I taught you? He's still a threat until he's dead! Finish it.

Batman (connecting the dots): Are you the reason he does that?!

Talia: What are you talking about?

Ra's Al Ghul (smoking): Yes. I have a bunch of videos of them singing together.

Batman snatched the phone away making Talia angry and almost made Ra's attack, but Talia held up her hand to stop him.

Batman: Don't!

Jason (raising his sword for the kill but stopping himself): Oh shit, you're here too.

Talia: I enjoy musicals as well, what of it?

Batman: I knew it! WHY DO YOU ENCOURAGE HIM!

Ra's (in Arabic): La tasrakh ealayha! (Don't yell at her ass!)

Batman (speaking back in Arabic): Autlub minha 'an tatawaqaf ean altaathir ealaa abni! (Tell her to stop influencing my son!) Yeah I learned the language, jackass!

Ra's wanted badly stab the man, but walked off in a huff.

Talia: Don't blame me for him being a talented singer.

Talia held up her hand and walked off ending the conversation.

Batman (into the phone): Don't kill him!

Jason: But... I wanted to. I had a song for it and everything.

Batman (regrettably singing): What good would killing do? When mercy is a skill more of this world could learn to use. The blood we shed, it never dries. Is this what it means to be a warrior of the mind? I hated all of that, but I'm doing it for you, remember that!

Damian on the other hand clapped making his father more embarrassed.

Jason: The bastard sung to make me stop. Damn it, fine.

Batman has to constantly remind them he's not going down with the sinking ship when it's not his fault

Superman: Yeah, so we're turning ourselves into the government. Do you want to meet us there, or should we meet with you?

Batman: …

Wonder Woman: Batman, we're on a time crunch. Just give us your answer.

Batman (while driving, hesitating): First, I'm fine, thank you. How are you? Second, my son, who is in the car with me, is also fine… thankfully. Third, are you on crack?

Superman: I… We as a team voted that it's best if we turn ourselves into the government.

Batman (flatly): That's a decision you made. You guys have fun with it. Can I go now?

Wonder Woman: You’re part of the team! You have to turn yourself in!

Batman: Says who?

Wonder Woman: We decided as a team!

Batman: Yes, good for you. Why am I being dragged into this?

Wonder Woman and Superman: YOU ARE PART OF THIS TEAM!

Damian (in the background): Father, can we get McFlurrys later?

Batman (to Damian): Why do people eat those? They taste disgusting.

Damian: You have to get the one with the Oreos.

Superman: We’re still on the call!

Batman (annoyed): Right, not going in. Bye.

Wonder Woman: Don’t end the call! You have to hear us out.

Batman: I should just hang up, but I’m bored and need something entertaining to listen to. Proceed.

Flash (speaking first): Take one for the team, Bruce.

Batman: Okay, first, when I'm on a call with any of you, call me by my hero name. Commissioner Gordon can get away with that, but I’m not on that level with most of you. Second, I’m not on this team if you want me to do this ridiculousness. Third, seriously, are you on crack?

Green Arrow (in the background): Thank you for not saying heroin.

Damian (in the background): Father, why do they think you’re dumb?

Batman: Because they’re not very smart.

Green Arrow (expecting this): It’s amazing how badly this is going. I told you guys he’d say no, but nobody listens to me.

Batman: This is one of the rare times I agree with Arrow. I didn't sign up for a team where we all turn ourselves in for something I didn’t do.

Superman: It’s a team decision.

Batman: I don’t care.

Superman: But it’s for solidarity.

Batman: That I don’t care about.

Superman: Again, we’re a hero team. We’ve saved the world together; can’t you do this one little thing?

Green Lantern (Hal): And his response is…

Batman: Fighting villains, I enjoy. I wouldn’t be on a sports team, a firefighter team, or a doctor team with you if you're going to be this dense, and I sure as hell won't be on this team if you want me to do something this stupid. Is the brain cell you share gone for the day?

Superman: Okay, well… Kara is going with us.

Batman: And I've lost a little respect for her.

Supergirl: Hey! Wait, you had respect for me?

Batman: Did you contact any of my adult kids? Nightwing? Red Robin? I know Red Hood would just laugh before hanging up.

Superman: We haven't called them yet… but I bet they'd say yes!

Batman: No, they wouldn’t. I know that because they just texted my youngest son, who’s with me, and their messages say, “Not a chance in hell.” I didn’t even have to say anything. I raised them well.

Superman: Can’t you put aside your ego and just do this for us?

Batman: Who’s going to pick up my son from school? Go to my daughter's recital? Attend my other son’s group therapy session? Talk to my future fiancée about where I’ll be? Just curious, which one of you will handle that?

Batman waited for a few seconds, and none of the members responded.

Batman: Right. As stated, I'm not going, and if you call me again with this stupid request, I'm cutting the power to the building for a month. I will let that building decay to prove a point.

Damian: You tell 'em, Father!

Batman ended the video call without another word.

Wonder Woman: He’s getting calmer with his reactions.

Green Arrow: Yeah… Guys, maybe we don’t turn ourselves in this time. Maybe we… do something else? Anything else, because he has a point. I'm not sinking in the Titanic when there's a lifeboat.

Aquaman: Good Titanic metaphor.

Green Arrow: Thanks, man.