Jordan: Why Are You Naked?

Jorel: Fuck you

Danny: Is that an insult or a to do list

N-stans: HAKYEON! I WANNA HAVE YOUR CHILDREN!

N: *flustered* There are five of them in the living room, just take as many as you want with you.

Youngjae: Hey Yongguk, what is Himchan allergic to?

Yongguk: Pine nuts

Daehyun: And the full spectrum of human emotion

Charlie: And now for a gay update from Dylan.

Dylan: Getting gayer

Charlie: Thank you Dylan and now to the weather-

N: ok but did you have to slap him?

Leo: you weren't there, you didn't hear what he said

N: what did he say?

Leo: "what are you going to do? Slap me?"

N: fair enough.

HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD QUESTIONS

1. Favorite member? 2. Least favorite member? 3. Opinion on Deuce? 4. When did you start listening to HU? 5. First song you listened to? 6. Favorite song? 7. Favorite lyrics? 8. Have you listened to Lorene Drive? Opinion? 9. OTP? 10. Derillo or Joron? 11. Charlie 3 Tears or Degan? 12. Favorite album? 13. Opinion on Vanessa? 14. How was the wait for DOTD to you? 15. Matt or Dylan? 16. HU's music helps you to deal with your emotions? 17. Do you have any album? 18. Do you own any merch? 19. Have you introduced HU to anyone? 20. Do you like the name "HU crew" for the bandom? 21. Favorite mask? 22. Favorite official music video? 23. Favorite interview? 24. Have you seen them live? 25. Will you see them live this year? 26. If you could change the title of any album, which would it be and you would change it to what? 27. If you could change the title of any song, which would it be and you would change it to what? 28. Bottle And A Gun or No.5? 29. S.C.A.V.A. or Outside? 30. The Loss or The Diary?

1) Funnyman

2) doesn't have one

3) He's cool.

4) 3 years ago

5) young

6) dark places

7) let go

8) I have,I like their music

9) derillio

10) derillio

11) C3T

12) notes from the underground

13) I didn't need to wait

14) Matt, sorry funny...

15)alot actually

16) nope

17) nope

18) yes my friends

19) nope. I prefer undead army

20) jdog's

21) We are

22) there's too many

23) sadly nope

24) hopefully in five years

25) none

26) none

27) bottle and a gun

28) scava

29) the loss

30) Vanessa is cool.

Datty on 14th February:

Dylan: Matty, do you know what day today is?

Matt: *totally nonchalant* Yeah, Wednesday

Dylan : No… don’t you feel it?

Matt: Feel what?

Dylan: Even the air is different today

Matt: Dylan, its as “airy” as it was yesterday…

Dylan: No Matty, the love is in the air today…

Matt: …

Matt: *sniffs wildly* nope… definitely the same old oxygen keeping us alive…

Matt: My friends!

Charlie: [fearful screaming]

N: i gotta figure out what kind of hoe i’m gonna be for halloween 

I agree on this.

there needs to be a lowkey gay version of we got married and toss all of our favorite otps on it