Jorel: Fuck You

Boyfriend: (puts on Bang Bang) (turns off before chorus)

Me: YOU CAN’T TURN IT OFF BEFORE THE CHORUS

Boyfriend: (sings) this song could end inside a moment…

Me: (tries not to laugh but that’s pretty good. Angrily posts to Tumblr).

imagine Hongbin as the nutcracker prince and Hakyeon as Clara, but instead of falling in love with him and breaking his curse, Hakyeon just uses Hongbin’s jaw to break nuts for his pet squirrel, Leo

Hoshi: will you date me? breathe if yes, recite the Bible in Japanese if no

Woozi: and then jesus said ‘omae wa mou shindeiru’ and then moses answered ‘nani?!’

Hyuk: someone died in the living room.

Leo: well, I guess it's not a living room anymore.

Ravi: you’re the ocean

Hongbin: explain.

Ravi: so fucking salty

Hyuk: Hope you get run over.

Leo: Hoping is all well and good, but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. Be the change you wish to see in the world. Get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. You lazy fool.

Danny: I can fit my whole world in the palm of my hands!

Jorel: that’s impos-

Danny: *cups Jorel’s face*

Jorel: *blushing* Danny, I have a reputation

Vernon: change is inedible

Woozi: don’t you mean inevitable?

Vernon: *spits out a bunch of coins*

Vernon: I did not

Wonwoo: you know after being around you guys all day I realized what I want to be

Vernon: a dad

Wonwoo: no a dinosaur

Vernon: oh because they’re scary?

Wonwoo: no because they’re dead

Hongbin: When I was born, God said, "He's too beautiful for this world."

Hakyeon: Oh please. When you were born, Satan said, "Finally, some competition!"