Datty on 14th February:
Dylan: Matty, do you know what day today is?
Matt: *totally nonchalant* Yeah, Wednesday
Dylan : No… don’t you feel it?
Matt: Feel what?
Dylan: Even the air is different today
Matt: Dylan, its as “airy” as it was yesterday…
Dylan: No Matty, the love is in the air today…
Matt: …
Matt: *sniffs wildly* nope… definitely the same old oxygen keeping us alive…
Joshua: i'm a simple guy. i like trying new things with you guys. just not paintball with jeonghan. he shot me in the dick last time and he'll do it again
police officer: alright, what are your names?
Ravi : don’t tell him, Hongbin
police officer, writing it down: Hongbin
Ravi: shit
Hongbin: way to go, Ravi
police officer:
Hongbin: fuck
Jaewhan: You look just like I did at your age
Hyuk: Please don't say that hyung.
Boosoonseok, t-posing in the doorway: good morning parental figure
Seungcheol, not looking up from his phone: good morning problem children
Charlie: /screams at Funny man/
Funny man : /screams at Charlie /
Johnny: So why the fuck are they screaming at each other?
Danny: Apparently they're having a screaming competition
Jorel : I can't believe I'm in a band with those idiots.
Johnny: why are your tongues purple?
Danny: we got mush ice
Jorel: i had a red one
Danny: i had a blue one
Johnny: oh
Johnny: OH!
Aron: Would you call me self-centered?
Dylan: No, not to your face
Dylan: Actually, yes. Yes I would