Charlie: And Now For A Gay Update From Dylan.

Derillio: We've got a problem.

Johnny: I think we should copyright that phrase.

Danny:  We need milk, eggs, and bread. Write it down.

Jordan and Dylan:  No need. we’ll remember.

(later)

 Danny: So.. what did you buy?

Jordan and Dylan: A panda.

Hyuk: Hope you get run over.

Leo: Hoping is all well and good, but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. Be the change you wish to see in the world. Get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. You lazy fool.

Yoongi in fics :- I’ll have black coffee ☕️, with no sugar and no cream.

Yoongi in real life :- can’t even drink espresso XD

Johnny: why are your tongues purple?

Danny: we got mush ice

Jorel: i had a red one

Danny: i had a blue one

Johnny: oh

Johnny: OH!

Jordan: Danny won, fair and square... even Johnny  admits it.

Asia: Where is Johnny?

Jordan: Still in the showers, we think he's trying to drown himself.

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

Dylan: Did you know that getting a papercut hurts more than a knife wound?

Jorel: ...

Jorel: [cuts one hand on paper and stabs the other]

Dylan: That's not what I-

Jorel: [screaming out of pain]

Ravi, arguing with Leo: Can we not do this in front of our friends?

Leo: Friends? I tolerate Ken, and Hyuk is basically a pet.