Matt: My Friends!

Charlie: I'm thinking of charity work

Dylan: You should donate blood

Charlie: On tha-

Dylan: All of it

N: ok but did you have to slap him?

Leo: you weren't there, you didn't hear what he said

N: what did he say?

Leo: "what are you going to do? Slap me?"

N: fair enough.

Seungcheol: thanks to Jeonghan, Dino has now taken up cursing

Seungcheol: yesterday he referred to bedtime as a "fucking crisis"

Joshua: you think you’re hilarious, don’t you?

Jeonghan: i realize that you’re a little annoyed with me, and this might not be the best time to shower myself with praise, but, yes. yes, i do think i’m hilarious

Hyuk: I’m like a dog, ya know? I’m cute, fun, loyal, and I wag my behind when people give me treats

Animal control: WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!

Jaehwan: releasing birds at a wedding is romantic

Animal Control: YOU RELEASED OSTRICHES

Danny,picking up the phone: Hello?

Johnny: It's Johnny

Danny: What did he do this time?

Johnny: No it's me! It's actually Johnny

Danny: What did you do this time?

When someone else has more pots than your fuckin’ kitchen

~ Do not caption, and don’t remove MY caption. ~

Dispatch: *following Leo*

Boss: any news???

Dispatch: he's choking Ken.