N: I Gotta Figure Out What Kind Of Hoe I’m Gonna Be For Halloween 

Dylan: Did you know that getting a papercut hurts more than a knife wound?

Jorel: ...

Jorel: [cuts one hand on paper and stabs the other]

Dylan: That's not what I-

Jorel: [screaming out of pain]

Danny: I'm going to ask you to be respectful

Jorel: I will politely decline

When someone else has more pots than your fuckin’ kitchen

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Wonwoo: you know after being around you guys all day I realized what I want to be

Vernon: a dad

Wonwoo: no a dinosaur

Vernon: oh because they’re scary?

Wonwoo: no because they’re dead

Reblog if Hollywood Undead makes you happy.

Wonwoo: this whole thing's gonna be a goddamn fiasco

Woozi: and I'm gonna enjoy every minute of it

I'm ja dog

Tag yourself I’m jenny 3 teers

Charlie: THE FLOOR IS HATING JDOG

HU: *Hops onto the furniture*

Danny: *latches onto the fucking ceiling in like 0.2 seconds*

Jdog: *lies down on the floor

Johnny: JDOG NO

Anna: I LOST MY BOYFRIEND HAVE YOU SEEN HIM????!!!!!?!!

Someone: What does he look like?

Anna, in tears: Beautiful!?!?!

N: Quick! We need a distraction

Leo: Are any of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?

Ken: my time has come