Youngjae: Hey Yongguk, What Is Himchan Allergic To?

Ravi: *watching Hongbin pour two cans of Monster into his nitro cold brew coffee*

Ravi: Hongbin what are you doing??

Hongbin, completely monotone: I’m trying to die Wonshik.

Hyuk: What's an orgasm?

N: When you fold paper to look like birds and shit.

Leo: That's oregano, bitch.

Boosoonseok, t-posing in the doorway: good morning parental figure

Seungcheol, not looking up from his phone: good morning problem children

Jorel, rollerblading into his therapist’s office with sunglasses and a piña colada : maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this.

N: ok but did you have to slap him?

Leo: you weren't there, you didn't hear what he said

N: what did he say?

Leo: "what are you going to do? Slap me?"

N: fair enough.

Danny: I'm going to ask you to be respectful

Jorel: I will politely decline

Dylan: Im...grounded?

Danny: [folded arms] Yes, you're grounded!

Johnny: You disobeyed an order.

Jorel: [Holding up a shovel] And now we're gonna bury you until you've learned your lesson!

Johnny: Jorel, that's not how grounding works.

Mingyu: people who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don't give a fuck about anybody

The8: look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that's between you and God

DK: how do you set your phone to Dungeons and Dragons?

Ravi, skateboarding in their dorm: 'sup heteros

Hakyeon: The fuck did you just call me

Danny,picking up the phone: Hello?

Johnny: It's Johnny

Danny: What did he do this time?

Johnny: No it's me! It's actually Johnny

Danny: What did you do this time?