Bungo Stray Dogs Atsushi - Blog Posts

Either the theories are true or sensei just pulled the Akane Shuichi shit on us.

Older and younger Atsushi :p

Non-lit version

ATSUSHI WITH A MENTALLY ILL S/O

Atsushi always gets concerned about your health and safety he just wants you to be alright and comfortable.

He noticed you bite your nails a lot and he knows it's not good to do that so he always tries to stop you from doing it but you actually never stop.

You hate to make people worry about you so you don't tell him much about how you're doing mentally. That just makes him more worried.

He really just wants you to be alright.. but you don't understand that.

He wants to get you a therapist. Although you may not be comfortable with that so he just doesn't.

He told kunikida about this, and kunikida requested that he would talk to you about it but atsushi just said that he will just find a way to deal with it because atsushi feels that would be a bit weird for you.

Atsushi: Akutagawa! I got you some chocolates! I thought you would like them.

Akutagawa: I don’t want chocolates from you! *throws them in the river*

Atsushi: I could have had them!

Akutagawa: *looking at the chocolates then back at him*

Atsushi: You did want those, didn’t you?

Akutagawa: *nods*

Atsushi: Got any resolutions Akutagawa?

Akutagawa: Yes, two. Finally kill you and get Dazai to notice me.

Atsushi: ….Mine was to be able to pay rent on time and eat more chazuke…

Dazai: Sit on his lap and feel him get hard.

Atsushi: You leave those mall Santa’s alone!

Atsushi: Dazai said he wants you to take me out.

Akutagawa: With pleasure. How would you like to die, weretiger?

Atsushi: On a date, you murderous asshole!

Atsushi: Dazai, what are you doing?

Dazai: Thinking of someone very special~

*At Port Mafia Headquarters*

Chuuya: WHAT THE HELL?! WHY DID I GET A SHIVER DOWN MY SPINE?!

Lucy: Give it up. I have Tiger kitty’s heart.

Akutagawa: You may have his heart but I have the weretiger’s leg.

Atsushi: Oh come on! Again?!

Atsushi: Why the hell am I wanted by everyone suddenly!? Where the hell was all this attention at when I was a child in the orphanage!?

Fyodor: You sound like you are going through a lot and are having a mental breakdown. However I do not care about your feelings, get in the bag.

Atsushi: Why did you cut my leg off!?

Akutagawa: Because you made me mad!

Atsushi: All I said was “Do you want ramen tonight?” And then you cut my leg off!

Akutagawa: I don’t want ramen I want pork buns!

Atsushi: Then tell me like a damn human being not some damn rabid animal! This is why you don’t have any friends!

Atsushi: Don’t serial killer go after the whores first?

Chuuya: *Looks at Dazai* Nice knowing you.

Atsushi: Hey Dazai, do you dress up for Halloween?

Dazai: Yep. Going to dress up as the ugliest thing in the world.

Atsushi: A zombie?

Dazai: Chuuya.

Akutagawa: Have you thought about not being such a crybaby, weretiger?

Atsushi: Have you thought about not looking like an E-boy with a subscription to Victorian Hot Topic?