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Dazai is like Fyodor and Nikolai ship child if you think about it.
Fyodor with his psychological torture and Nikolai with his physical one and there just Dazai having both.
- Fyodor and Dazai share the same mind
- Nikolai and Dazai both being 'creative' when it comes to physical torture.
Not to mention their clown mask too-
My take on the newest chapter:
Chapter 28 and the chapter 121
He is fucking with us.
Also-
Yes, we get it. No need to mention it again.
Sigma, Mushitaro, and Ango
sorry another bald tshirt post that came to me last night
¡FYODOR MASTERLIST !
I'M WHEEZING MY FRIEND HAD DIFFICULTIES TO SAY “FYODOR DOSTOYESKY” SO SHE SAID “Y'KNOW, SHIT, I'M GONNA CALL HIM HAKIM ZOLESKI”
Event work by @bbbbblacrooms in telegram
My level 928 "Almond Waterfall"
This is a special waterfall that has pure almond water that you can drink and also scoop up and go outside the level, getting to this level is also surprisingly easy and this level is considered the #1 place to refill your almond water, there is also a village around the waterfall and the M.E.G. and P.E.A. security forces guard the waterfall to make sure no one breaks into the safe haven, the village has shops with food, sleeping bags, supplies, backpacks, clothes, flashlights and batteries and many other items and supplies that can be useful in adventures.
A small and quick sketch 🍁
Nikolai: You know I’m best at magic in bed~
Fyodor: *excited*
*ten minutes later*
Nikolai: *cuts open a corpse* Is this your card?
Fyodor: This is not what I was expecting on Valentine’s Day!
Fyodor: I have been meaning to talk to you alone, Nikolai.
Nikolai: That’s great! I’ve been meaning to have a chat alone with you too!
Sigma: *walks by* Keep it in your pants, both of you!
Sigma: If Santa were real, neither of would be on the nice list.
Fyodor: Actually Santa has my name carved in marble from all the crimes I’ve committed.
Nikolai: Forget coal. Santa’s coming down the chimney for me with a shotgun after what I just did.
Fyodor: I have a feeling I have upset you in some way, Nikolai.
Nikolai: *Holding a gun to Fyodor’s head* Actually this is me flirting.
Sigma: *On the phone* Come get your clown!
Fyodor: Actually he is your clown. I forged your signature on a marriage certificate for him last night.
Sigma:
Fyodor: Congratulations Mr. Gogol. I wish you two the best.
Fyodor: Why do I need to renew my ID? I’m still the same person.
Sigma: *Saw his past and power* Don’t fucking lie!
*Dazai and Fyodor surrounded by fire*
Dazai: So, do you feel at home here?
Fyodor: Are you implying I am a resident of hell?
Dazai: Never.
Atsushi: Why the hell am I wanted by everyone suddenly!? Where the hell was all this attention at when I was a child in the orphanage!?
Fyodor: You sound like you are going through a lot and are having a mental breakdown. However I do not care about your feelings, get in the bag.
Nikolai: *Barging into Fyodor’s room* FEDYA~ I made us tea!
Fyodor: That is surprising but kind of you. *reaches for a cup*
Nikolai: *Pulls them away* One second. *looks at both cups* Want both?
Fyodor: While you are here I would like to give you a word of advice. Never under any circumstance should you be alone with Nikolai Gogol.
Sigma: Why is that?
Nikolai: *Appears behind Sigma* You’ll find out later.
Sigma: There is a pigeon in the kitchen. I think it’s trying to seduce me.
Fyodor: Tell Nikolai to stop and get back to work.
Nikolai: I am sitting right next to you. What the hell?!
Nikolai: I have a sexual fantasy I want to play out.
Fyodor: What is it?
Nikolai: Us in the woods. You running from me. Me chasing you. The moment I catch you. I carve you up like a pumpkin.
Fyodor: How is this a sexual fantasy?
Nikolai: You’ll find out later.
Fyodor: *Holding Dazai down in a bathtub* You are being baptized Dazai!
Chuuya: Keep him there longer I think I see some demons left in him.
Nikolai: October has been here for over a week I wanna so something for Halloween.
Fyodor: Like what?
Nikolai: Oh you know, carve pumpkins, pick apples, murder you and dress you up as a scarecrow….
Fyodor: What are you doing?
Nikolai: Decorating the base for Halloween.
Fyodor: Stop it. Bring Bram back inside this instant.
Sigma: Okay Nikolai, humor me. If Fyodor were a demon, how would you go about summoning him?
Nikolai: Let’s see…Cello playing in the background. A few lit lavender candles. Sacrifice a rat or two…
Sigma: Did you…Did you try this before?
Fyodor: *In the next room* Last week!
Should I do a headcanon of Sigma, Fyodor, and Nikolai as cats?
Fyodor: Sigma, you seem happier than usual today, did something good happen?
Sigma: I have obtained a relic that has given me great happiness.
Nikolai: Someone gave him a gun. Fyodor, please take the gun away from him, he’s shot at me twice already…
Get out of the Haunted Mansion Fyodor!
Fyodor driving with this on his car.
Fyodor: Nikolai. Why did you throw Holy water at me?
Nikolai: I wanted to test if you really were a demon.
Fyodor: You’re supposed to use the liquid in the bottle, not chuck the whole thing at my head.
Nikolai: Sometimes you need more than just the water.
Fyodor: Sigma is unconscious.
Nikolai: Well if you weren’t a demon you wouldn’t have dodged it. Thus proving you are a demon.