moved to @totallynotwaffle | posts on this tumblr do not reflect my views now (as well as this bio? wtf was going on middle school me) | "...so I said, 'Yo, I know you want to do this and all, but you have to understand, he doesn't really have a desireable trait. I know you think he's nice and all, but at the end of the day, he's just as useless as me.' He shot back, 'Well, sometimes the most powerful of traits reside in the most unlikely of people.' and left. I'll never understand his thought prosses. That's all I got."
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Latest Posts by unmightywaffle - Page 2
HAMILTON LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU THERE A CROCODILE-
-mod john
“Your character died in a closet. I don’t know what that says about your sexuality, but… you died in the closet.”
(via outofcontextdnd)
The goblin offers you a truce. He has seen that you are just as pathetic as he is and wants to be friends.
The DM after three turns of a Fighter and Goblin attacking and missing for three turns. (via outofcontextdnd)
I think I should step up my queue speed.
Lynx Is No Longer Alone
First post of the year! Happy New Year everyone! #rooster
sonic_irl
Boss shit
*Don’t remove the source*
>ides of march 44 bce >be julius caesar >be going to the senate >remember some homeless soothsayer guy told me not to >eh.fresco >show up at the senate >this asshole cimber tries to get my attention >wont shut up about recalling his dumb brother from exile >tell him to fuck off for now >cimber grabs my toga and pulls me down >tell him what the fuck, this is violence >this other asshole casca stabs me >jupiter fuck that hurts >now everyone starts stabbing me >why >see my buddy brutus in the crowd and try to call out to him >he comes over and stabs me too >betrayal.fresco >ask him what the fuck >he says “i’m sorry caesar. it’s not that i loved you less, but that i loved updog more” >wat >ask him “brutus, what is updog?” >all of the assassins burst into laughter >just got murdered by my best friend and also fell for his terrible joke >should’ve listened to that soothsayer >mfw
#Catana #Catanacomics
an au where instead of cheating on eliza and writing the reynolds pamphlet ,hamilton just says he loves his wife very much
SOMEONE WHO DOESNT WATCH WRESTLING EXPLAIN THIS
oh my god
Animals Dropping the Hottest Albums of the Year (via Star-spangled-Banner)
my mom sent me this at midnight
hon hon hon oui oui baguette
(please don’t hurt me)
“As we come marching, marching, unnumbered women dead Go crying through our singing their ancient song of bread. Small art and love and beauty their drudging spirits knew. Yes, it is bread we fight for — but we fight for roses, too!
As we come marching, marching, we bring the greater days. The rising of the women means the rising of the race. No more the drudge and idler — ten that toil where one reposes, But a sharing of life’s glories: Bread and roses! Bread and roses!”
– Bread and Roses, 1911
Grape
tag yourself valentines edition