Animals Dropping The Hottest Albums Of The Year (via Star-spangled-Banner)

Just hope it doesn't come back to inact revenge on you killing it over and over again.

On staying on topic

Don’t think about the petunias.

This is definitely how you build roofs. 

That’s Ruby

“No, the rocks aren’t shaped like sheep! The sheep are all shaped like rocks!”

...But then how do you make tea..? 

You're a great cook

I can’t even boil water

Knowing Something

One day you’ll find yourself knowing something. Good for you, but that’s no reason to stop listening. If the more you know, the less you listen, then the quicker you’ll return to knowing nothing.

You should've made it be gas powered.

“Aww, my wood didn’t work…”

“It isn’t an Evil death sword, it’s a Chaotic Neutral death sword.”

-The chaotic neutral bard explaining his weapon idea to the DM (via outofcontextdnd)

Never worry about Dennys.  Dennys always finds a way. 

I am legitimately concerned for whoever runs this blog

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