Animals Dropping the Hottest Albums of the Year (via Star-spangled-Banner)
Just hope it doesn't come back to inact revenge on you killing it over and over again.
Don’t think about the petunias.
“No, the rocks aren’t shaped like sheep! The sheep are all shaped like rocks!”
...But then how do you make tea..?
You're a great cook
I can’t even boil water
One day you’ll find yourself knowing something. Good for you, but that’s no reason to stop listening. If the more you know, the less you listen, then the quicker you’ll return to knowing nothing.
You should've made it be gas powered.
“Aww, my wood didn’t work…”
“It isn’t an Evil death sword, it’s a Chaotic Neutral death sword.”
-The chaotic neutral bard explaining his weapon idea to the DM (via outofcontextdnd)
Never worry about Dennys. Dennys always finds a way.
I am legitimately concerned for whoever runs this blog
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moved to @totallynotwaffle | posts on this tumblr do not reflect my views now (as well as this bio? wtf was going on middle school me) | "...so I said, 'Yo, I know you want to do this and all, but you have to understand, he doesn't really have a desireable trait. I know you think he's nice and all, but at the end of the day, he's just as useless as me.' He shot back, 'Well, sometimes the most powerful of traits reside in the most unlikely of people.' and left. I'll never understand his thought prosses. That's all I got."
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