“Your Character Died In A Closet. I Don’t Know What That Says About Your Sexuality, But… You Died

This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

“No, the rocks aren’t shaped like sheep! The sheep are all shaped like rocks!”

The Half-Element Series I wrote this back in March of 2015. Perhaps I’ll complete the Periodic Table of Half-Elements one day.

F̨́O͢҉͞O̢͏D̵͠ ̡̀͡F́̕͠͠͞Ò̵̸̶̕Ǫ̷̵͟D̸̛̀ ̵́F̵̨̢́O͏̵̶́͝O͏̛̛҉̴D͏̢̧͘͠ ̷́́͝F̵̕͟͡O̵̕̕O͞͠D̸̷͟͠͝ ̵̶̡͡F̶̶̕Ó̴͘͟Ó͞D̶ ̨̢̀́͟F̴̡́̕͟Ơ̶̕͟͜O͏̸̧D̴́͝͞͞ ̶̶͏̴͡F́͜O̢͝҉̸Ơ̢̧͢D͏̶̡̛͝ ̴̀͞͞F͏̸O͏Ớ̡͘D͏̷̵͠͏ ̶̢̧͟F̶̵̕͟͝O͠͞͞O̴̧͘͡͡D̴̡͢͏ ̷̀͟F̶͞Ò̵͠͞͠Ơ̷͡D͏̶̧͏͏ ̵͝F̵̴O̶̕Ò̴̶͘͡D̶̡ ̴F́̕͜Ó̡͘͡O͘͏D͘͢͢͠ ̶̕͝F̴͠O̡͏͘O̸̕͟͞҉D̸̨̕ ̸͟͡F̶̶Ơ̷̢͘͟Ơ̶̧͡͠D̵̛҉͏̧ ̶͡F̶̛̛͝O̕͠҉O͞҉̕͞҉D̶͞ ̢̧̧F̀̕͝O͏́͘͢O͘͞͏̷͢D̀͠͞ ̷̕F̨̛̀͘O͜͝O͞͏̵͏D̷́͏ ͜͟͡F̷̷̡͡Ó̴͘͝͝O̧͘͜D͝͠ ̶̨͝͡F̵͘͢͢͞ÒO҉̢̨̛͢D͠ ̵̸͝҉̀F̶̴̵͠Ǫ̷́͝O̶͟͠D̕͢͠ ̴̕͢͡F͘͏͜͝Ò̵̡O̵̕͜͏́D̷͝͏ ̴͘͡F̀̀͡Ó̶̷̶͢Ờ̶͟͝D̸̶̢̧ ̡F̶̸̧O҉̵̕͟͠O͟͜͝D͡ ͘F̛͏̢Ǫ̴̛Ờ͘D̵͟ ͏̷F҉͞͞҉O͟O̴̶D̴̡ ̴̀̕͠F̛͟Ơ̴͘Ǫ̴̸̴D̶̨̨͜͏ ̵̕͠͏̕F̴̕O͜͝O̴͢҉̨D̢͝͠ ̶̡͝͝F̀̀̕͟͡O͏̵O̧͘͘͝D̷̨͟͢͡ ̶̕͢͝F҉͜͡O̕͏͘Ǫ̨̀͟D̡͢͠͡ ҉̷̢́F̵͏҉͜Ơ̸Ơ̴͢D̴͝ ̵̨̢̀F̵͘͟͡͝O̧͘҉̡͠O̷̶͡͞D̢͢ ̴̛͘͟F̷̨̧O̵̡͞͏O̸̡͜͠D̸͝͠҉ ̧͜͝͏F̶̸̧O̵͢Ǫ̶͝D̢̕͢͠ ̡̨̛̛F̵́҉Ǫ̸́O͟͞D̸̨͟͠ ̸̷͜F̵͜͝͞O͏̧O҉̛̕͟͢D̵͝ ̴̨̕F̨̡͢͝͡O͜͠҉̧Ò̵̡͘͘D̷͘͟ ̷̧͢͝F̸҉̵͏̶Ò̴̡̡͝O͠͡D̡͟ ̶͠F̵̕O̴̶̧͘O̸̢͜͡D̛͞͠͏ ̷̡͠͏F́͏̶̨͝O̶͏͟Ơ̡D̵̴ ̛̕͏̢̕F̵̵̡̡͝Ơ͜͡O̢͞͠D̸̢

E̶̯̕A̶̞͆T̷̲͌ ̵̜͝Ḙ̶̀A̶̛͇T̶̘̄ ̸̙͗E̵͉̿Ạ̶͗T̵̞̾ ̸͓́Ë̸̡́A̵̦̽T̵̫̆ ̷͙̎E̴̔͜A̴̽ͅT̶̀ͅ ̶̘̊É̸̱A̴͇̎Ṫ̷ͅ ̸̗̀Ȇ̷͓A̴͚̋T̸̙̿ ̵̠́E̷̻̎A̸̲̐T̶̥̋ ̷̯̇È̷̺Å̶̩Ṭ̷͆ ̶̞͋E̸͇͒Ǎ̴͉T̸͙̃ ̷̩́Ë̵̠́A̸͈͆T̶͙̍ ̴̜̚Ȅ̶̤Á̶̪T̵͖̉ ̸̫̐Ě̶̳A̵͍͋T̴̝̍ ̵̭̐E̸͈̋Ả̷̹T̸͚͝ ̸̡̃E̶̤͌Ą̵̏T̶̳͐ ̴̢͠E̴̡̿A̶̳͋T̶̙͑ ̵̰͂E̸̗͐A̸̋ͅT̶̯̑ ̵̨̈Ę̷̒A̸̖̅T̶̩͐ ̶̨̊E̷̥͗A̷̗͐Ṫ̵̗ ̸̻̉Ĕ̴̙A̶͖̕T̴̥̚ ̴̹̀E̶̯̕A̶̞͆T̷̲͌ ̵̜͝Ḙ̶̀A̶̛͇T̶̘̄ ̸̙͗E̵͉̿Ạ̶͗T̵̞̾ ̸͓́Ë̸̡́A̵̦̽T̵̫̆ ̷͙̎E̴̔͜A̴̽ͅT̶̀ͅ ̶̘̊É̸̱A̴͇̎Ṫ̷ͅ ̸̗̀Ȇ̷͓A̴͚̋T̸̙̿ ̵̠́E̷̻̎A̸̲̐T̶̥̋ ̷̯̇È̷̺Å̶̩Ṭ̷͆ ̶̞͋E̸͇͒Ǎ̴͉T̸͙̃ ̷̩́Ë̵̠́A̸͈͆T̶͙̍ ̴̜̚Ȅ̶̤Á̶̪T̵͖̉ ̸̫̐Ě̶̳A̵͍͋T̴̝̍ ̵̭̐E̸͈̋Ả̷̹T̸͚͝ ̸̡̃E̶̤͌Ą̵̏T̶̳͐ ̴̢͠E̴̡̿A̶̳͋T̶̙͑ ̵̰͂E̸̗͐A̸̋ͅT̶̯̑ ̵̨̈Ę̷̒A̸̖̅T̶̩͐ ̶̨̊E̷̥͗A̷̗͐Ṫ̵̗ ̸̻̉Ĕ̴̙A̶͖̕T̴̥̚ ̴̹̀E̶̯̕A̶̞͆T̷̲͌ ̵̜͝Ḙ̶̀A̶̛͇T̶̘̄ ̸̙͗E̵͉̿Ạ̶͗T̵̞̾ ̸͓́Ë̸̡́A̵̦̽T̵̫̆ ̷͙̎E̴̔͜A̴̽ͅT̶̀ͅ ̶̘̊É̸̱A̴͇̎Ṫ̷ͅ ̸̗̀Ȇ̷͓A̴͚̋T̸̙̿ ̵̠́E̷̻̎A̸̲̐T̶̥̋ ̷̯̇È̷̺Å̶̩Ṭ̷͆ ̶̞͋E̸͇͒Ǎ̴͉T̸͙̃ ̷̩́Ë̵̠́A̸͈͆T̶͙̍ ̴̜̚Ȅ̶̤Á̶̪T̵͖̉ ̸̫̐Ě̶̳A̵͍͋T̴̝̍ ̵̭̐E̸͈̋Ả̷̹T̸͚͝ ̸̡̃E̶̤͌Ą̵̏T̶̳͐ ̴̢͠E̴̡̿A̶̳͋T̶̙͑ ̵̰͂E̸̗͐A̸̋ͅT̶̯̑ ̵̨̈Ę̷̒A̸̖̅T̶̩͐ ̶̨̊E̷̥͗A̷̗͐Ṫ̵̗ ̸̻̉Ĕ̴̙A̶͖̕T̴̥̚ ̴̹̀E̶̯̕A̶̞͆T̷̲͌ ̵̜͝Ḙ̶̀A̶̛͇T̶̘̄ ̸̙͗E̵͉̿Ạ̶͗T̵̞̾ ̸͓́Ë̸̡́A̵̦̽T̵̫̆ ̷͙̎E̴̔͜A̴̽ͅT̶̀ͅ ̶̘̊É̸̱A̴͇̎Ṫ̷ͅ ̸̗̀Ȇ̷͓A̴͚̋T̸̙̿ ̵̠́E̷̻̎A̸̲̐T̶̥̋ ̷̯̇È̷̺Å̶̩Ṭ̷͆ ̶̞͋E̸͇͒Ǎ̴͉T̸͙̃ ̷̩́Ë̵̠́A̸͈͆T̶͙̍ ̴̜̚Ȅ̶̤Á̶̪T̵͖̉ ̸̫̐Ě̶̳A̵͍͋T̴̝̍ ̵̭̐E̸͈̋Ả̷̹T̸͚͝ ̸̡̃E̶̤͌Ą̵̏T̶̳͐ ̴̢͠E̴̡̿A̶̳͋T̶̙͑ ̵̰͂E̸̗͐A̸̋ͅT̶̯̑ ̵̨̈Ę̷̒A̸̖̅T̶̩͐ ̶̨̊E̷̥͗A̷̗͐Ṫ̵̗ ̸̻̉Ĕ̴̙A̶͖̕T̴̥̚ ̴̹̀E̶̯̕A̶̞͆T̷̲͌ ̵̜͝Ḙ̶̀A̶̛͇T̶̘̄ ̸̙͗E̵͉̿Ạ̶͗T̵̞̾ ̸͓́Ë̸̡́A̵̦̽T̵̫̆ ̷͙̎E̴̔͜A̴̽ͅT̶̀ͅ ̶̘̊É̸̱A̴͇̎Ṫ̷ͅ ̸̗̀Ȇ̷͓A̴͚̋T̸̙̿ ̵̠́E̷̻̎A̸̲̐T̶̥̋ ̷̯̇È̷̺Å̶̩Ṭ̷͆ ̶̞͋E̸͇͒Ǎ̴͉T̸͙̃ ̷̩́Ë̵̠́A̸͈͆T̶͙̍ ̴̜̚Ȅ̶̤Á̶̪T̵͖̉ ̸̫̐Ě̶̳A̵͍͋T̴̝̍ ̵̭̐E̸͈̋Ả̷̹T̸͚͝ ̸̡̃E̶̤͌Ą̵̏T̶̳͐ ̴̢͠E̴̡̿A̶̳͋T̶̙͑ ̵̰͂E̸̗͐A̸̋ͅT̶̯̑ ̵̨̈Ę̷̒A̸̖̅T̶̩͐ ̶̨̊E̷̥͗A̷̗͐Ṫ̵̗ ̸̻̉Ĕ̴̙A̶͖̕T̴̥̚ ̴̹̀E̶̯̕A̶̞͆T̷̲͌ ̵̜͝Ḙ̶̀A̶̛͇T̶̘̄ ̸̙͗E̵͉̿Ạ̶͗T̵̞̾ ̸͓́Ë̸̡́A̵̦̽T̵̫̆ ̷͙̎E̴̔͜A̴̽ͅT̶̀ͅ ̶̘̊É̸̱A̴͇̎Ṫ̷ͅ ̸̗̀Ȇ̷͓A̴͚̋T̸̙̿ ̵̠́E̷̻̎A̸̲̐T̶̥̋ ̷̯̇È̷̺Å̶̩Ṭ̷͆ ̶̞͋E̸͇͒Ǎ̴͉T̸͙̃ ̷̩́Ë̵̠́A̸͈͆T̶͙̍ ̴̜̚Ȅ̶̤Á̶̪T̵͖̉ ̸̫̐Ě̶̳A̵͍͋T̴̝̍ ̵̭̐E̸͈̋Ả̷̹T̸͚͝ ̸̡̃E̶̤͌Ą̵̏T̶̳͐ ̴̢͠E̴̡̿A̶̳͋T̶̙͑ ̵̰͂E̸̗͐A̸̋ͅT̶̯̑ ̵̨̈Ę̷̒A̸̖̅T̶̩͐ ̶̨̊E̷̥͗A̷̗͐Ṫ̵̗ ̸̻̉Ĕ̴̙A̶͖̕T̴̥̚ ̴̹̀E̶̯̕A̶̞͆T̷̲͌ ̵̜͝Ḙ̶̀A̶̛͇T̶̘̄ ̸̙͗E̵͉̿Ạ̶͗T̵̞̾ ̸͓́Ë̸̡́A̵̦̽T̵̫̆ ̷͙̎E̴̔͜A̴̽ͅT̶̀ͅ ̶̘̊É̸̱A̴͇̎Ṫ̷ͅ ̸̗̀Ȇ̷͓A̴͚̋T̸̙̿ ̵̠́E̷̻̎A̸̲̐T̶̥̋ ̷̯̇È̷̺Å̶̩Ṭ̷͆ ̶̞͋E̸͇͒Ǎ̴͉T̸͙̃ ̷̩́Ë̵̠́A̸͈͆T̶͙̍ ̴̜̚Ȅ̶̤Á̶̪T̵͖̉ ̸̫̐Ě̶̳A̵͍͋T̴̝̍ ̵̭̐E̸͈̋Ả̷̹T̸͚͝ ̸̡̃E̶̤͌Ą̵̏T̶̳͐ ̴̢͠E̴̡̿A̶̳͋T̶̙͑ ̵̰͂E̸̗͐A̸̋ͅT̶̯̑ ̵̨̈Ę̷̒A̸̖̅T̶̩͐ ̶̨̊E̷̥͗A̷̗͐Ṫ̵̗ ̸̻̉Ĕ̴̙A̶͖̕T̴̥̚ ̴̹̀E̶̯̕A̶̞͆T̷̲͌ ̵̜͝Ḙ̶̀A̶̛͇T̶̘̄ ̸̙͗E̵͉̿Ạ̶͗T̵̞̾ ̸͓́Ë̸̡́A̵̦̽T̵̫̆ ̷͙̎E̴̔͜A̴̽ͅT̶̀ͅ ̶̘̊É̸̱A̴͇̎Ṫ̷ͅ ̸̗̀Ȇ̷͓A̴͚̋T̸̙̿ ̵̠́E̷̻̎A̸̲̐T̶̥̋ ̷̯̇È̷̺Å̶̩Ṭ̷͆ ̶̞͋E̸͇͒Ǎ̴͉T̸͙̃ ̷̩́Ë̵̠́A̸͈͆T̶͙̍ ̴̜̚Ȅ̶̤Á̶̪T̵͖̉ ̸̫̐Ě̶̳A̵͍͋T̴̝̍ ̵̭̐E̸͈̋Ả̷̹T̸͚͝ ̸̡̃E̶̤͌Ą̵̏T̶̳͐ ̴̢͠E̴̡̿A̶̳͋T̶̙͑ ̵̰͂E̸̗͐A̸̋ͅT̶̯̑ ̵̨̈Ę̷̒A̸̖̅T̶̩͐ ̶̨̊E̷̥͗A̷̗͐Ṫ̵̗ ̸̻̉Ĕ̴̙A̶͖̕T̴̥̚ ̴̹̀E̶̯̕A̶̞͆T̷̲͌ ̵̜͝Ḙ̶̀A̶̛͇T̶̘̄ ̸̙͗E̵͉̿Ạ̶͗T̵̞̾ ̸͓́Ë̸̡́A̵̦̽T̵̫̆ ̷͙̎E̴̔͜A̴̽ͅT̶̀ͅ ̶̘̊É̸̱A̴͇̎Ṫ̷ͅ ̸̗̀Ȇ̷͓A̴͚̋T̸̙̿ ̵̠́E̷̻̎A̸̲̐T̶̥̋ ̷̯̇È̷̺Å̶̩Ṭ̷͆ ̶̞͋E̸͇͒Ǎ̴͉T̸͙̃ ̷̩́Ë̵̠́A̸͈͆T̶͙̍ ̴̜̚Ȅ̶̤Á̶̪T̵͖̉ ̸̫̐Ě̶̳A̵͍͋T̴̝̍ ̵̭̐E̸͈̋Ả̷̹T̸͚͝ ̸̡̃E̶̤͌Ą̵̏T̶̳͐ ̴̢͠E̴̡̿A̶̳͋T̶̙͑ ̵̰͂E̸̗͐A̸̋ͅT̶̯̑ ̵̨̈Ę̷̒A̸̖̅T̶̩͐ ̶̨̊E̷̥͗A̷̗͐Ṫ̵̗ ̸̻̉Ĕ̴̙A̶͖̕T̴̥̚ ̴̹̀E̶̯̕A̶̞͆T̷̲͌ ̵̜͝Ḙ̶̀A̶̛͇T̶̘̄ ̸̙͗E̵͉̿Ạ̶͗T̵̞̾ ̸͓́Ë̸̡́A̵̦̽T̵̫̆ ̷͙̎E̴̔͜A̴̽ͅT̶̀ͅ ̶̘̊É̸̱A̴͇̎Ṫ̷ͅ ̸̗̀Ȇ̷͓A̴͚̋T̸̙̿ ̵̠́E̷̻̎A̸̲̐T̶̥̋ ̷̯̇È̷̺Å̶̩Ṭ̷͆ ̶̞͋E̸͇͒Ǎ̴͉T̸͙̃ ̷̩́Ë̵̠́A̸͈͆T̶͙̍ ̴̜̚Ȅ̶̤Á̶̪T̵͖̉ ̸̫̐Ě̶̳A̵͍͋T̴̝̍ ̵̭̐E̸͈̋Ả̷̹T̸͚͝ ̸̡̃E̶̤͌Ą̵̏T̶̳͐ ̴̢͠E̴̡̿A̶̳͋T̶̙͑ ̵̰͂E̸̗͐A̸̋ͅT̶̯̑ ̵̨̈Ę̷̒A̸̖̅T̶̩͐ ̶̨̊E̷̥͗A̷̗͐Ṫ̵̗ ̸̻̉Ĕ̴̙A̶͖̕T̴̥̚ ̴̹̀E̶̯̕A̶̞͆T̷̲͌ ̵̜͝Ḙ̶̀A̶̛͇T̶̘̄ ̸̙͗E̵͉̿Ạ̶͗T̵̞̾ ̸͓́Ë̸̡́A̵̦̽T̵̫̆ ̷͙̎E̴̔͜A̴̽ͅT̶̀ͅ ̶̘̊É̸̱A̴͇̎Ṫ̷ͅ ̸̗̀Ȇ̷͓A̴͚̋T̸̙̿ ̵̠́E̷̻̎A̸̲̐T̶̥̋ ̷̯̇È̷̺Å̶̩Ṭ̷͆ ̶̞͋E̸͇͒Ǎ̴͉T̸͙̃ ̷̩́Ë̵̠́A̸͈͆T̶͙̍ ̴̜̚Ȅ̶̤Á̶̪T̵͖̉ ̸̫̐Ě̶̳A̵͍͋T̴̝̍ ̵̭̐E̸͈̋Ả̷̹T̸͚͝ ̸̡̃E̶̤͌Ą̵̏T̶̳͐ ̴̢͠E̴̡̿A̶̳͋T̶̙͑ ̵̰͂E̸̗͐A̸̋ͅT̶̯̑ ̵̨̈Ę̷̒A̸̖̅T̶̩͐ ̶̨̊E̷̥͗A̷̗͐Ṫ̵̗ ̸̻̉Ĕ̴̙A̶͖̕T̴̥̚ ̴̹̀E̶̯̕A̶̞͆T̷̲͌ ̵̜͝Ḙ̶̀A̶̛͇T̶̘̄ ̸̙͗E̵͉̿Ạ̶͗T̵̞̾ ̸͓́Ë̸̡́A̵̦̽T̵̫̆ ̷͙̎E̴̔͜A̴̽ͅT̶̀ͅ ̶̘̊É̸̱A̴͇̎Ṫ̷ͅ ̸̗̀Ȇ̷͓A̴͚̋T̸̙̿ ̵̠́E̷̻̎A̸̲̐T̶̥̋ ̷̯̇È̷̺Å̶̩Ṭ̷͆ ̶̞͋E̸͇͒Ǎ̴͉T̸͙̃ ̷̩́Ë̵̠́A̸͈͆T̶͙̍ ̴̜̚Ȅ̶̤Á̶̪T̵͖̉ ̸̫̐Ě̶̳A̵͍͋T̴̝̍ ̵̭̐E̸͈̋Ả̷̹T̸͚͝ ̸̡̃E̶̤͌Ą̵̏T̶̳͐ ̴̢͠E̴̡̿A̶̳͋T̶̙͑ ̵̰͂E̸̗͐A̸̋ͅT̶̯̑ ̵̨̈Ę̷̒A̸̖̅T̶̩͐ ̶̨̊E̷̥͗A̷̗͐Ṫ̵̗ ̸̻̉Ĕ̴̙A̶͖̕T̴̥̚ ̴̹̀E̶̯̕A̶̞͆T̷̲͌ ̵̜͝Ḙ̶̀A̶̛͇T̶̘̄ ̸̙͗E̵͉̿Ạ̶͗T̵̞̾ ̸͓́Ë̸̡́A̵̦̽T̵̫̆ ̷͙̎E̴̔͜A̴̽ͅT̶̀ͅ ̶̘̊É̸̱A̴͇̎Ṫ̷ͅ ̸̗̀Ȇ̷͓A̴͚̋T̸̙̿ ̵̠́E̷̻̎A̸̲̐T̶̥̋ ̷̯̇È̷̺Å̶̩Ṭ̷͆ ̶̞͋E̸͇͒Ǎ̴͉T̸͙̃ ̷̩́Ë̵̠́A̸͈͆T̶͙̍ ̴̜̚Ȅ̶̤Á̶̪T̵͖̉ ̸̫̐Ě̶̳A̵͍͋T̴̝̍ ̵̭̐E̸͈̋Ả̷̹T̸͚͝ ̸̡̃E̶̤͌Ą̵̏T̶̳͐ ̴̢͠E̴̡̿A̶̳͋T̶̙͑ ̵̰͂E̸̗͐A̸̋ͅT̶̯̑ ̵̨̈Ę̷̒A̸̖̅T̶̩͐ ̶̨̊E̷̥͗A̷̗͐Ṫ̵̗ ̸̻̉Ĕ̴̙A̶͖̕T̴̥̚ ̴̹̀E̶̯̕A̶̞͆T̷̲͌ ̵̜͝Ḙ̶̀A̶̛͇T̶̘̄ ̸̙͗E̵͉̿Ạ̶͗T̵̞̾ ̸͓́Ë̸̡́A̵̦̽T̵̫̆ ̷͙̎E̴̔͜A̴̽ͅT̶̀ͅ ̶̘̊É̸̱A̴͇̎Ṫ̷ͅ ̸̗̀Ȇ̷͓A̴͚̋T̸̙̿ ̵̠́E̷̻̎A̸̲̐T̶̥̋ ̷̯̇È̷̺Å̶̩Ṭ̷͆ ̶̞͋E̸͇͒Ǎ̴͉T̸͙̃ ̷̩́Ë̵̠́A̸͈͆T̶͙̍ ̴̜̚Ȅ̶̤Á̶̪T̵͖̉ ̸̫̐Ě̶̳A̵͍͋T̴̝̍ ̵̭̐E̸͈̋Ả̷̹T̸͚͝ ̸̡̃E̶̤͌Ą̵̏T̶̳͐ ̴̢͠E̴̡̿A̶̳͋T̶̙͑ ̵̰͂E̸̗͐A̸̋ͅT̶̯̑ ̵̨̈Ę̷̒A̸̖̅T̶̩͐ ̶̨̊E̷̥͗A̷̗͐Ṫ̵̗ ̸̻̉Ĕ̴̙A̶͖̕T̴̥̚ ̴̹̀E̶̯̕A̶̞͆T̷̲͌ ̵̜͝Ḙ̶̀A̶̛͇T̶̘̄ ̸̙͗E̵͉̿Ạ̶͗T̵̞̾ ̸͓́Ë̸̡́A̵̦̽T̵̫̆ ̷͙̎E̴̔͜A̴̽ͅT̶̀ͅ ̶̘̊É̸̱A̴͇̎Ṫ̷ͅ ̸̗̀Ȇ̷͓A̴͚̋T̸̙̿ ̵̠́E̷̻̎A̸̲̐T̶̥̋ ̷̯̇È̷̺Å̶̩Ṭ̷͆ ̶̞͋E̸͇͒Ǎ̴͉T̸͙̃ ̷̩́Ë̵̠́A̸͈͆T̶͙̍ ̴̜̚Ȅ̶̤Á̶̪T̵͖̉ ̸̫̐Ě̶̳A̵͍͋T̴̝̍ ̵̭̐E̸͈̋Ả̷̹T̸͚͝ ̸̡̃E̶̤͌Ą̵̏T̶̳͐ ̴̢͠E̴̡̿A̶̳͋T̶̙͑ ̵̰͂E̸̗͐A̸̋ͅT̶̯̑ ̵̨̈Ę̷̒A̸̖̅T̶̩͐ ̶̨̊E̷̥͗A̷̗͐Ṫ̵̗ ̸̻̉Ĕ̴̙A̶͖̕T̴̥̚ ̴̹̀E̶̯̕A̶̞͆T̷̲͌ ̵̜͝Ḙ̶̀A̶̛͇T̶̘̄ ̸̙͗E̵͉̿Ạ̶͗T̵̞̾ ̸͓́Ë̸̡́A̵̦̽T̵̫̆ ̷͙̎E̴̔͜A̴̽ͅT̶̀ͅ ̶̘̊É̸̱A̴͇̎Ṫ̷ͅ ̸̗̀Ȇ̷͓A̴͚̋T̸̙̿ ̵̠́E̷̻̎A̸̲̐T̶̥̋ ̷̯̇È̷̺Å̶̩Ṭ̷͆ ̶̞͋E̸͇͒Ǎ̴͉T̸͙̃ ̷̩́Ë̵̠́A̸͈͆T̶͙̍ ̴̜̚Ȅ̶̤Á̶̪T̵͖̉ ̸̫̐Ě̶̳A̵͍͋T̴̝̍ ̵̭̐E̸͈̋Ả̷̹T̸͚͝ ̸̡̃E̶̤͌Ą̵̏T̶̳͐ ̴̢͠E̴̡̿A̶̳͋T̶̙͑ ̵̰͂E̸̗͐A̸̋ͅT̶̯̑ ̵̨̈Ę̷̒A̸̖̅T̶̩͐ ̶̨̊E̷̥͗A̷̗͐Ṫ̵̗ ̸̻̉Ĕ̴̙A̶͖̕T̴̥̚ ̴̹̀

>ides of march 44 bce >be julius caesar >be going to the senate >remember some homeless soothsayer guy told me not to >eh.fresco >show up at the senate >this asshole cimber tries to get my attention >wont shut up about recalling his dumb brother from exile >tell him to fuck off for now >cimber grabs my toga and pulls me down >tell him what the fuck, this is violence >this other asshole casca stabs me >jupiter fuck that hurts >now everyone starts stabbing me >why >see my buddy brutus in the crowd and try to call out to him >he comes over and stabs me too >betrayal.fresco >ask him what the fuck >he says “i’m sorry caesar. it’s not that i loved you less, but that i loved updog more” >wat >ask him “brutus, what is updog?” >all of the assassins burst into laughter >just got murdered by my best friend and also fell for his terrible joke >should’ve listened to that soothsayer >mfw

when the cashier gives u back ur change and ur putting it away but u cant do it fast enough and suddenly theyre holding out ur shopping bag and u have no hands and the coins are dropping to the ground and the bag goes up in flames and the cashier is crying and ur crying and ur wallet is screaming and ur descending into hell

#Catana #Catanacomics

sonic_irl

Boss shit

I like to do this with wrong numbers as well.