Grape 

Terrible history, but history nevertheless.

There has NEVER been a point in US history where not ONE of the living, former Presidents did NOT support the candidate of their party. ALL the current, living former presidents and the incumbent do NOT support Trump. 

“The characters in his novel were desperately trying to use their own science to prove he didn’t exist. He was almost willing to let them.” -QuietPineTrees

“No, the rocks aren’t shaped like sheep! The sheep are all shaped like rocks!”

Found him outside a convenience store & I was worried some bratty kid would do something gross with him so I took him home named him Bernard and buried him

*Don’t remove the source*

So you’re using the magical bag of holding…to store 100 apples?

Our DM to our Cleric (via outofcontextdnd)

It's a Tardis for farmers.

“It isn’t an Evil death sword, it’s a Chaotic Neutral death sword.”

-The chaotic neutral bard explaining his weapon idea to the DM (via outofcontextdnd)

That’s not a caterpillar, that’s a demon. 

It’ll be sad to see him go. 

Rest in Pepperoni Obama, you will be dearly missed. 

Official White House photographer Pete Souza captured an estimated 2 million photos over 8 years while Obama was in office… Here’s a selection of some of his favourite shots.

Just a reminder for myself (and anyone who need it !)

(from here)