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Animals Dropping the Hottest Albums of the Year (via Star-spangled-Banner)

“Your character died in a closet. I don’t know what that says about your sexuality, but… you died in the closet.”

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You’re trapped in a giant’s castle. The giants slowly move mysteriously throughout the castle, speaking a foreign language, their motivations opaque. That’s what my cat’s life is like.

THEY'VE BETRAYED US

omg there’s a dog in my yard this is the best day ever hello fuzzy baby friend

@zoetheawkard

“Is it a free action to have an existential crisis?”

But then there’s CORN! :DD 

Potatoes give us chips, fries, and vodka. Get your shit together, other vegetables…

Every time you appreciate flower’s looks, you’re really complimenting its genitals.