An Au Where Instead Of Cheating On Eliza And Writing The Reynolds Pamphlet ,hamilton Just Says He Loves

So you’re using the magical bag of holding…to store 100 apples?

Our DM to our Cleric (via outofcontextdnd)

It's a Tardis for farmers.

Bathing me wife. Me pigeon wife.

“Are you seriously going to fight him with a ballpoint pen?” “The pen is mightier than the sword”

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It's the simple things in life.

when ur severely mentally ill its silly what things can actually save ur life, for example i was genuinely suicidal all morning and i felt like i was floating pleasurelessly through life without any fulfillment and then i made a really good sandwich and i was like, right, sandwiches. and now im alright 

Terrible history, but history nevertheless.

There has NEVER been a point in US history where not ONE of the living, former Presidents did NOT support the candidate of their party. ALL the current, living former presidents and the incumbent do NOT support Trump. 

Biologically Delicious

I think I should step up my queue speed. 

I can’t wait until people stay as people. 

I can’t wait till women feel safe I can’t wait till black people feel safe I can’t wait till gay and trans people feel safe I can’t wait till Muslim people feel safe I can’t wait till Hispanic people feel safe I can’t wait till Asian people feel safe I can’t wait till all minorities wake up in the morning with a sense of tranquility and security and not have to deal with fighting for a basic human right that’s been deserved upon since the beginning

It’s a lose-lose proposition. Bonus Panel Instagram