What did he see?
“It isn’t an Evil death sword, it’s a Chaotic Neutral death sword.”
-The chaotic neutral bard explaining his weapon idea to the DM (via outofcontextdnd)
Okay, but why is he half nude.
100 Years of Beauty Men: India [x]
Every time you appreciate flower’s looks, you’re really complimenting its genitals.
Happens far too often.
when the reaction gif doesn’t match with the content of the text post
Aren’t we all.
Yay positivity!
Everything’s comin’ up FUNYUNS!!!
The saddest part about being a cactus; is that they stand around all day with their arms stretched out, waiting for a hug that will never come.
THEY'VE BETRAYED US
omg there’s a dog in my yard this is the best day ever hello fuzzy baby friend
“Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.”
are cafeterias a real thing like do those actually exist in america you just line up and get given gross food and then eat in the same room as your entire school??? if that happened at my school there’d be a riot imagine how loud that would be are cafeterias a myth
moved to @totallynotwaffle | posts on this tumblr do not reflect my views now (as well as this bio? wtf was going on middle school me) | "...so I said, 'Yo, I know you want to do this and all, but you have to understand, he doesn't really have a desireable trait. I know you think he's nice and all, but at the end of the day, he's just as useless as me.' He shot back, 'Well, sometimes the most powerful of traits reside in the most unlikely of people.' and left. I'll never understand his thought prosses. That's all I got."
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