Happens Far Too Often. 

Gamification is a thing. 

I watch too much Extra Credits. 

If jobs incorporated leveling and XP for completing tasks, productivity would skyrocket.

I can't fight political corruption with my fists!

- The Monk

“The characters in his novel were desperately trying to use their own science to prove he didn’t exist. He was almost willing to let them.” -QuietPineTrees

Aren’t we all.

↖ easily manipulated by dogs

If a cow identifies as a plant, would a vegetarian eat it?

“You could buy syrupy nostalgia by the can to sweeten your tea in summer, but most of it was sold by the barrel to manipulative ad companies.” -QuietPineTrees l

imma shove AN ENTIRE BATHBOMB UP MY ASS

That's what I'm asking.

sulu and ben: *are explicitly queer on screen*

me:

But then there’s CORN! :DD 

Potatoes give us chips, fries, and vodka. Get your shit together, other vegetables…