Every Time You Appreciate Flower’s Looks, You’re Really Complimenting Its Genitals.

The creative process

when the cashier gives u back ur change and ur putting it away but u cant do it fast enough and suddenly theyre holding out ur shopping bag and u have no hands and the coins are dropping to the ground and the bag goes up in flames and the cashier is crying and ur crying and ur wallet is screaming and ur descending into hell

Cells, they're never there when you need em'.

Every cell in my body knows how to replicate DNA yet i’m not in on it so i have to spend hours studying it.

*Trade Price casually drops form Sneed’s Shredder*  Get rekt nerd. 

My chicken with +1 health was too much for him. 

But technically, it is easier to sort things using generalizations. 

clothes have no gender

haircuts have no gender

video games have no gender

makeup has no gender

sometimes, people have no gender

don’t constrict yourself with labels and do what makes you happy. 

HAMILTON LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU THERE A CROCODILE-

-mod john

Never worry about Dennys.  Dennys always finds a way. 

I am legitimately concerned for whoever runs this blog

you need not be concerned…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… we’re fine…….. really.

Kill it with fire. 

(u hear banging on ur window at 3:47 am and u look outside and this is standing there)