The Saddest Part About Being A Cactus; Is That They Stand Around All Day With Their Arms Stretched Out,

“The characters in his novel were desperately trying to use their own science to prove he didn’t exist. He was almost willing to let them.” -QuietPineTrees

The Tumblr is attempting to understand the outside world.  This is what the World Wide Web is for.  Here, this should help. 

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

Religious people that haven’t read their Holy book are basically clicking “Agree” without reading the Terms and Conditions

Is being wearing skin an option?

Wear the clothes that define YOU.

That's what I'm asking.

sulu and ben: *are explicitly queer on screen*

me:

That’s Ruby

We’re going to sell all of our starting gear and get him as many donkeys as possible

(via outofcontextdnd)

...But then how do you make tea..? 

You're a great cook

I can’t even boil water

Magical Highlighter:  Make yourself look like a CGI character! 

Warning: May contain trace elements of pixie dust and nuts.