Yay Positivity!

What did he see?

You’ve heard of Grand Theft Auto, now get ready for

stealy wheely automobiley

Yes. 

if colleges really want to prepare high school students for today’s job market then they should only accept students who “ at least 2-3 years college experiance”.

What is this, Ireland? 

“The characters in his novel were desperately trying to use their own science to prove he didn’t exist. He was almost willing to let them.” -QuietPineTrees

when the cashier gives u back ur change and ur putting it away but u cant do it fast enough and suddenly theyre holding out ur shopping bag and u have no hands and the coins are dropping to the ground and the bag goes up in flames and the cashier is crying and ur crying and ur wallet is screaming and ur descending into hell

Knowing Something

One day you’ll find yourself knowing something. Good for you, but that’s no reason to stop listening. If the more you know, the less you listen, then the quicker you’ll return to knowing nothing.

“Your character died in a closet. I don’t know what that says about your sexuality, but… you died in the closet.”

(via outofcontextdnd)

Man, 2016 times were weird.