Aren’t we all.
Uplifting, don't you think?
These Indian Muslim schoolgirls, all aged between 10 and 16 years old, are performing Vovinam, a Vietnamese martial art, at the Saint Maaz High School in Hyderabad. Encouraged by their parents and school officials, they are learning the art of self defense on a weekly basis.
It should probably go towards the actual shop that has the 10-items-or-less checkout, but good luck getting that law through Congress.
Checking out with more than 10 items in a 10-item-or-less check-out aisle should automatically add a tax to your total that goes directly to charity
>ides of march 44 bce >be julius caesar >be going to the senate >remember some homeless soothsayer guy told me not to >eh.fresco >show up at the senate >this asshole cimber tries to get my attention >wont shut up about recalling his dumb brother from exile >tell him to fuck off for now >cimber grabs my toga and pulls me down >tell him what the fuck, this is violence >this other asshole casca stabs me >jupiter fuck that hurts >now everyone starts stabbing me >why >see my buddy brutus in the crowd and try to call out to him >he comes over and stabs me too >betrayal.fresco >ask him what the fuck >he says “i’m sorry caesar. it’s not that i loved you less, but that i loved updog more” >wat >ask him “brutus, what is updog?” >all of the assassins burst into laughter >just got murdered by my best friend and also fell for his terrible joke >should’ve listened to that soothsayer >mfw
It is the small things that matter though. Like the fact that grape ice cream doesn't exist because the guy that invented it killed a dog.
It's the little things in life.
Did you know? Lesbians and male homosexuals would marry each other in Nazi Germany just to escape persecution? Queer history tho like I honestly am learning things everyday that shape my knowledge of what it means to be LGBT? Like did you know Malcolm X was bisexual? Did you know the Nazis persecuting homosexuals said they were protecting “traditional family values,” the same arguments used today by Republicans? Washington in the 1780s expelled several soldiers for engaging in consensual same-sex acts? FDR launched a plan in the 1920s where he forced young sailors to try and trap other sailors into sex? I think schools need to stop erasing queer history from social studies and queer literature from English classes. And also start teaching children to respect gay people at a young age, like grade five. That’s the only way I can see any change coming about…
We’re going to sell all of our starting gear and get him as many donkeys as possible
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moved to @totallynotwaffle | posts on this tumblr do not reflect my views now (as well as this bio? wtf was going on middle school me) | "...so I said, 'Yo, I know you want to do this and all, but you have to understand, he doesn't really have a desireable trait. I know you think he's nice and all, but at the end of the day, he's just as useless as me.' He shot back, 'Well, sometimes the most powerful of traits reside in the most unlikely of people.' and left. I'll never understand his thought prosses. That's all I got."
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