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You used to be shy, now you're a whore

Character development

this happens to me

Fan fiction writers during the holidays be like

reblog if you’re an INTP and the MBTI test made you both understand yourself more and question yourself even more and you’re no longer sure if the descriptions are truly relatable or your brain is playing tricks on you

i love crying about everything it’s very humbling

someone: it’s okay! you tried your best!!

me, with no idea of what my best even looks like anymore:

Most people nowadays can’t live without their phone, not because they’re « addicted », but for one simple reason: the world is built around it.

If salt is supposed to repel ghosts and demons, then the ocean must be the least haunted place on Earth.

ppls shirts will be like “I’m not antisocial I just hate you.” “I’m not sarcastic you’re just stupid.” bitch i don’t even know you

me: lmao who needs a partner i’m alone but i’m not lonely bitch, i live fine by my fucking self bitch! play that hailee steinfeld song!

me after watching a one (1) good rom-com:

“I don’t think that I accepted that I wasn’t gonna die young until I was 26 or 27. I really don’t think I fully…when I was 14, 15, 16, 17–I mean I knew as sure as I know that I am wearing green shoes that I was going to die before much happened. It was a certainty for me. And I had shaken off the directly suicidal urge by the time I was 21 or 22, but I still was pretty sure I was going to die pretty young, it really felt like an inevitability. It takes a long time to realize no, you’ve changed…if you shared those feelings with people at some point you go, ‘well, I guess we’re going to stick around.’ And it’s a funky thing to admit because there’s a part of your inner younger self that kind of judges you for that.”

John Darnielle fucking me up with the single most relatable thing he’s ever said

any girls wanna brush some of my hair out of my face just to end up tenderly tracing my jawline and gently swiping their thumb across cheek and eventually my bottom lip before we inevitably lean in to kiss?

Students: We have to wake up early in the morning just so we can get to school on time, we also receive too much homework, we don't even have time to develop our passions. School is too demanding, making us feel anxious or depressed. We're literally having mental breakdowns every single day because we feel like we're not enough.

Adults: Hm, yes, but... Have you tried spending fewer time on the internet?

FUCK I’m so into girls

YOU ARE NOT ANNOYING FOR TALKING ABOUT STUFF YOU LIKE.

If you’ve found something that you can talk about for hours, that makes you so happy and excited when someone brings it up, that’s not annoying. That’s amazing and beautiful and you’re adorable.

Keep talking about the stuff you like. The right people will listen.

Siri, turn my feelings off.

My brain: Hey, hey, hey!!! So I’ve got this AMAZING new story idea. There are, like, these awesome characters, and I’ve already got their tragic backstories and, like, two scenes plotted out, and I even know that one of them wears a purple shirt on page eighty two. WANNA WRITE IT?

Me, pulling out my laptop: Yeah, yeah! Do you have anything else? What are their names? What’s the conflict? And the plot??

My brain:

smooth allison, smooth

being bisexual isn’t being “half straight, half gay”. You gotta leave room for the depression

literally me doing the exact same thing

things my roommate has said whilst making the umbrella academy children and mansion in the sims that sound like quotes from reginald hargreeves:

“i was so focused on his traits that i forgot to give him a name.”

“now it's time to figure out which children i like best.”

“see the unfortunate thing is that i hate all of you.”

“well some of you are just going to have to get bedrooms that look out onto a brick wall.”

“awe, vanya looks so happy. well she's not going to look like that for much longer.”

“oh, that's hideous. take that off and put your uniform on right now.”

“well, you see this isn't great, but it's what you're getting.”

“some of you might fall down the stairs, but we are all just going to have to live with that.”

“shit, i lost count of my children. which one is number four again?”

“if you're not smart enough to figure out how not to fall down the stairs, you're not smart enough to be my child.”

“they have been offered adult supervision. is that not enough?”

“this is a children prison, which is for children.”

Klaus Hargreeves Pants (Sims 4)

Obviously this isn’t perfect, but I tried my best.

For teen-elder males

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nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

Klaus: Hey Five, Did you know that "thot" meant "thoughtful person"?

Five: Oh, is that the slang these days?

Klaus: [nods head vigorously]

*2 hours later*

Five: Thanks for helping out Diego... You're such a thot.

Diego: I'm a WHAT?!

and I oop -

I’m such a “nah I got it” and suffer in silence type of person.

Sam: I have an urge to do something stupid

Grizz: I’m stupid do me

Allie:

Becca:

Luke:

Helena:

Gordie:

Jason:

Clark:

Literally everyone else:

Grizz: did I say that out loud

Grizz: Since I’m gonna be gone for a while, I’ve left a complementary bowl of advice.

Grizz, picking a paper out of the bowl: For example, “Harry, stop doing that” applies to everything.