Being Bisexual Isn’t Being “half Straight, Half Gay”. You Gotta Leave Room For The Depression

everything on this photo just seems extremely out of context

Dan’s next merch drop is all dick themed and he’s trying to get a read on whether or not we all like his original dick art

nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

Dan acting exasperated by people responding to his story saying it's wholesome as if they weren't all being sarcastic,,, this has the same dumbass energy as phil thinking the 'are you gay' questions for his video were serious

to be fair like several people in my discord server went 'oh lol i thought it was a dick at first' like yes lovelies that was the joke

NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

the universe decides to punished humanity

the feminine urge to have a wife

whenever dan does that you just know phil said something weird