Sam: I Have An Urge To Do Something Stupid

happy birthday to me 🎈

smooth allison, smooth

My brain: Hey, hey, hey!!! So I’ve got this AMAZING new story idea. There are, like, these awesome characters, and I’ve already got their tragic backstories and, like, two scenes plotted out, and I even know that one of them wears a purple shirt on page eighty two. WANNA WRITE IT?

Me, pulling out my laptop: Yeah, yeah! Do you have anything else? What are their names? What’s the conflict? And the plot??

My brain:

THEEEEEEE — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/370QXbL

the pink is so fucking flattering <3

dan,,,

he's so pretty

"which do u prefer, pecs or boobs?" wtf, wtf, hello???? what are you saying to me rn?? are you serious? tits are tits. love is love. etc. don't speak to me.

I'll be waiting

God all this engagement speculation has me worried they’re gonna troll everyone by actually getting married in 2022

11pm 31st dec 2022 theyll get married as the ultimate“fuck you”

susie/16/uk

Dan. I’m in love with my best friend. We’ve known each other for two years and like all the same bands and tv shows and we always hang out together and he always awkwardly smiles at me but I’m too shy to-

“You can’t even starve yourself right”

— My ED