The Trick To Making Friends Is To Make As Many Unidentifiable Screeches As Possible. Trust Me I Have

I've Said It Before And I'll Say It Again

Fuck

Okay, so we all know about the soulmate tattoo prompt, where if your soulmate writes something on their hands, arms, etc… you also get it, too, right? But just think about the tattoo having the mind of its own and only appears when it’s the right time to find your soulmate? Like suddenly, out of nowhere, “Get on your bike and go to the park” appears on your arm. And then just imagine the tattoo being piss bc you keep looking for the wrong person, like “OMFG, not him, you dumbass, the one to the left!!” “Wait, no, it’s not him!! Stoppp!!!” And how happy it is when you finally found your them, like “ITS HIM, GET HIM” “Jeez, took you long enough!”

God is real

This is a good and accurate quiz.

Sometimes I just like to be happy

That cinnamon rolls with icing are an actual thing. I feel like people don't appreciate that enough.

could be gayer

a review (via hauntter)

you’ve heard of the swear jar 

now get ready for the sin tin

I wonder how well I could do if I managed my time wisely instead of eating cheese its all day. The world may never know.

Looked up rad air jumps expecting to see the best. All I saw was deceit.

Poison Ivy is one of the most complicated villains in the DC universe and she is so much more than the temptress people believe her to be