Everyone Has That Nice Story Their Parents Would Tell Them Of How They Were Made. Like The Stork Brought
Everyone has that nice story their parents would tell them of how they were made. Like the stork brought them, or the parents wished with all their hearts to have a child. For the first 6 years of my life, my parents used to tell me that I was a monkey they stole from the zoo whose tail they cut off.
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