Sometimes I Just Like To Be Happy

Okay, so we all know about the soulmate tattoo prompt, where if your soulmate writes something on their hands, arms, etc… you also get it, too, right? But just think about the tattoo having the mind of its own and only appears when it’s the right time to find your soulmate? Like suddenly, out of nowhere, “Get on your bike and go to the park” appears on your arm. And then just imagine the tattoo being piss bc you keep looking for the wrong person, like “OMFG, not him, you dumbass, the one to the left!!” “Wait, no, it’s not him!! Stoppp!!!” And how happy it is when you finally found your them, like “ITS HIM, GET HIM” “Jeez, took you long enough!”

Society: Blue is for boys! Pink is for Girls! Me: 

Me, just discovering a new ship: Meh, not all that great Me, after reading its fanfiction for 20 min: OH MY GOD THESE TWO JESUS!!!!! OTP!!!!!

God is real

the a in lgbtqa stands for allstar by smash mouth

When you see your friend in public

Some more interesting captions I ran into in this amazing ensemble today.

Scientist: *sees a spider with long legs* Scientist: I think I’ll call it daddy…… Daddy long legs